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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A question for the ladies and male input is welcome too, but what is the best way to approach a lady in a bar these days, I know things have massively changed with all these dating apps flying about and with covid locking everyone down I don't feel there is an easy way anymore to spark conversations. |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it."
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo" 
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink |
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Eye contact and read her body language but don’t stare. Ask if she’s having a good night, let the conversation flow naturally…Make her laugh and smile… Have fun   |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink"
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink"
I couldn't not go woo woo it's definitely part of the process! |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
Apart from the fact it’s a bit wrong I’d find that funny "
you have to pick your moments with it i'd say! |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that "
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car! |
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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago
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From memory... I think eye contact is required, followed with a smile (both sides), leave it 5 mins, more eye contact and if the signs are positive go and say hello.
Word of warning...The eye contact needs to be validated, make sure you are not standing in front of a tv screen or a really handsome person / partner and you are mistaking the glances being aimed at you, this my friend has happened to me |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
Apart from the fact it’s a bit wrong I’d find that funny
you have to pick your moments with it i'd say! "
You need to do a video and send it to potential meets it might work |
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If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now" |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car! "
Tinky winky helicopter it is then |
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now" "
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
Apart from the fact it’s a bit wrong I’d find that funny
you have to pick your moments with it i'd say!
You need to do a video and send it to potential meets it might work "
haha and save it under 'special skills' |
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now"
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds "
yeah I can see what you mean with that! |
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now"
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds "
I think it's probably a generational thing. Buying a woman a drink used to be a standard way to get chatting. Admittedly a woman offering a drink in return would have been unusual. I didn't and still don't think of it as having my time bought though. |
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now"
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds "
I’m chuckling to myself, you’d die of thirst, I don’t drink and if I have 2 soft drinks in a night it’s a miracle |
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"Eye contact and read her body language but don’t stare. Ask if she’s having a good night, let the conversation flow naturally…Make her laugh and smile… Have fun "
*Forgot to add buy her a drink once you get talking… it’s what I’d do anyway |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then "
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming. |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming. "
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused "
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard. |
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman  "
Me neither. Never had the confidence.
Though a couple of weeks ago, I was at a bar, got eye contact and a smile from the lady next to me and 'she' offered to buy 'me' a drink. That was a first.
Ended up partying (non-sexually) with her and her mates all night.
I should probably have more confidence. Next time I'm out and see someone I like, I'll give it a shot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman
Why not?  "
Lack of confidence I guess. Always feel like I would be bothering them, loads of reasons really. |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard. "
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes "
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious! |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious! "
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy "
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on. |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on. "
I’d spend the day crying laughing |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing "
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place. |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing "
What about if they were humming the theme to Thunderbirds and doing the countdown? Yeah… now you’re thinking!! How sexy would that be?? |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
What about if they were humming the theme to Thunderbirds and doing the countdown? Yeah… now you’re thinking!! How sexy would that be?? "
What have I started |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place. "
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All good tips here folks thank you! I shall put them into action this evening! if you dont hear from me over the weekend then i'm being accommodated in her majesties finest! |
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"Maybe start with hello? Getting your cock out and a can of lynx doesn’t tend to work in the real world…or anywhere for that matter "
What about getting your cock out next to a can of lynx so they can see how impressive it is - or a sky remote??  |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status "
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From memory... I think eye contact is required, followed with a smile (both sides), leave it 5 mins, more eye contact and if the signs are positive go and say hello.
Word of warning...The eye contact needs to be validated, make sure you are not standing in front of a tv screen or a really handsome person / partner and you are mistaking the glances being aimed at you, this my friend has happened to me "
Sounds like the end of "Fit but You Know It" |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now"
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds "
I wouldn't want to be offered a drink. It puts pressure on. |
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I remember when people used to just smack each others arses as they walked past. No convo and straight in to necking each other at the bar. Surely it wasn't just my student union was the case? (it was a two way street BTW) |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Eye contact and read her body language but don’t stare. Ask if she’s having a good night, let the conversation flow naturally…Make her laugh and smile… Have fun "
This! This will always get a positive response from me, not that it ever happens when I'm out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell her she’s got a amazing ass and you want to bend her over and smash her back doors in
People seem to think that line will work on fab so shour it will work at a bar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eye contact and read her body language but don’t stare. Ask if she’s having a good night, let the conversation flow naturally…Make her laugh and smile… Have fun
This! This will always get a positive response from me, not that it ever happens when I'm out "
You’ve not been drinking in my locals  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman "
You should go out wearing what you are in your profile pic and all the ladies will be after you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman
You should go out wearing what you are in your profile pic and all the ladies will be after you
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Lol, noted..not sure we have the climate  |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday! "
Would you do a video? |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday!
Would you do a video? "
It's at this point I will chicken out. Confidence an all that.  |
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday!
Would you do a video?
It's at this point I will chicken out. Confidence an all that. "
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it.
For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday!
Would you do a video?
It's at this point I will chicken out. Confidence an all that.
You’d rather laugh at everyone else "
Ehhh, .... ok yes, yes I would. But come on, who wouldn't.
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A friend of mine post covid genuinely went lost for words the first time out post covid. It wasn’t a line but it ended up working as he made a joke out of forgetting how to talk to people over covid.
It worked to completely break the ice.
Also I’ve been told just being completely natural.
Another friend was at a wedding, thought he was sat next to a lesbian couple. Completely natural banter all day as he wasn’t trying to chat either of them up. Turns out only one of them was and he went home with the other.
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"A friend of mine post covid genuinely went lost for words the first time out post covid. It wasn’t a line but it ended up working as he made a joke out of forgetting how to talk to people over covid.
It worked to completely break the ice.
Also I’ve been told just being completely natural.
Another friend was at a wedding, thought he was sat next to a lesbian couple. Completely natural banter all day as he wasn’t trying to chat either of them up. Turns out only one of them was and he went home with the other.
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