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Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx |
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Habit III ?
You know I'm not that convent-ional 
They're probably all on the run 
I heard tell there were plans to nunaway"
What nunsense!  |
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Habit III ?
You know I'm not that convent-ional
They're probably all on the run
I heard tell there were plans to nunaway
What nunsense! "
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"Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx"
Plain clothes nuns undercover, love it  |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx"
Nuns dressed as civilians?
Sounds similar to something that would worry Corporal Jones! |
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"Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx
Plain clothes nuns undercover, love it "
They often lurk by zebra crossings
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4 nuns arrive at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
St. Peter is there to meet them with a bowl of Holy Water. St. Peter goes up to the first nun and says, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The first nun responds, "Yes I have. I have touched a penis with the tip of my finger." St. Peter holds out the bowl and says, "Dip your finger in this Holy Water, and be free to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The first nun gladly follows the instruction and proceeds to enter Heaven.
St. Peter goes to the second nun and again asks, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The second nun replies hesitantly, "Yes. I have touched a penis with my whole hand." St. Peter smiles and says, "Do not despair, simply dip your whole hand into the Holy Water and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The second nun quickly does as she is told and gladly steps forth into Heaven.
At this point there’s a commotion further down the line with one nun trying to push further up the queue.
St. Peter calls out, “Be calm, there is plenty of room for all.”
A shrill reply comes from sister Dora, “If I’m going to have to put that stuff in my mouth I’d rather do it before sister Mary dips her arsehole in it!” |
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Last one we bumped into was before lock down in a monastery car park (we were not dogging before you ask). It was full with people coming for a pilgrimage (or something that involved walking across the fields in a big group with a huge cross). A nun stopped her car in front of us and said 'see that priest over there, he wants this space. This is my space. When you pull out block him so I can park in it after you'. She was a little old though talking Glaswegian who seemed like she could handle herself. So we thought we'd better not fuck with her and do what she says. As soon as we pulled out the priest started to drive to towards the space but we got in the way and the Nun pulled straight in. |
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"Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx"
Secret nuns pretty scarey  |
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