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44 gross things that all woman do but don’t talk about
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This is from facebooks finest pol so don’t blame me just thought it was quite the read
1) Wearing the same br* for at least a week.
2) Wearing that one br* about once every six weeks because it’s the only one that works with a certa*n top, and never actually washing it.
3) Wearing old br*s that are definitely the wrong size now, but you just can’t bear to part with them.
4) Putting a br* in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realize how uncomfortable all your other ones are.
5) Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in y*u~.
6) And realizing that “blo*d” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.
7) Wearing a security sanit*ry towel as well as a tamp*n.
8) Getting your pub*s trapped in a pad’s “w*ngs.”
9) Really enjoying digging out ingrown ha*rs.
10) Having whole sessions with the tweez*rs where you get every single one.
11) Making ha*r art on the shower walls from all the ha*r that falls off your head.
12) And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray ha*rs that get stuck in your bum cra*k.
13) Twiddling your pub*s in a totally non-se*y way.
14) Owning a pair of scissors that you exclusively use to trim your pub*s.
15) Or just trimming your pub*s with any old scissors and hoping no one notices.
16) Also giving them a haircut while sitting on the toilet and marveling at the amount you can tr*m off.
17) But also being terrified you’ll accidentally snip something very important.
18) Removing all your pub*s and then being freaked out by your nakey vagi*a.
19) Removing all your pub*s and swearing that they were hiding a whole extra tum*y roll.
20) Removing all your pub*s and enjoying the ~bre*ze~.
21) Removing all your pub*s and regretting it instantly because you look like an oversized baby.
22) Owning old knick*rs where your pub*s have actually managed to wear a hole through the front.
23) Still wearing these old knick*rs and creating a lil’ pub* ponytail through the hole.
24) Secretly thinking this is definitely a good look.
25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleav*ge.
26) Using your br* as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless.
27) Storing something in your br*, forgetting about it, and only remembering it when you take off your br* that night and it just falls out.
28) Master*ng taking off your br* without removing your top.
29) And doing this pretty much every time you get home from work.
30) Only shav*ng your legs when you know they’re going to be on the show.
31) And then only shav*ng the b*ts that will show.
32) Shav*ng your toes.
33) Forgetting to shav* your toes.
34) Being slightly insulted, but also happy when you go for a lower-leg wax and they do your toes without asking.
35) Playing with your own bo*bs in the mirror.
36) Squishing them together and wishing you could get a br* that was half as good as your own hands.
37) Pushing them up to your chin to see what you’d look like in a cors*t from the olden days.
38) Pushing them down to see what they’ll look like when they get sagg*er.
39) Making ’em do a lil’ dance.
40) Plucking your nip*le ha*rs.
41) And the ones around your belly button.
42) Quite enjoying popp*ng a spot.
43) And trying to p*p the ones that aren’t quite ready yet.
44) Scratching your b*ts and then having a little sn*ff, just to make sure it’s all good down there.  |
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I'm trying to work out why half of these things are gross.
So you're gross if you don't remove hair and gross if you do. And blokes say "doesn't matter what us men do, we're always in the wrong"
Guess what? So are us women apparently |
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It's dumb stuff like this though that can so easily give young lasses a complex and young lads the impression that females are disgusting for being ....well, normal!
Taking the piss coz her period is so heavy she feels the need for double protection.
Education is what's needed for the dickeads that compiled this. |
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over a year ago
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"I wondered what you ladies would think ….
Yes I know friends who have daughters and I feel for them growing up with shit like this on social media  "
It's an absolute load of rubbish. |
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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago
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"This is from facebooks finest pol so don’t blame me just thought it was quite the read
1) Wearing the same br* for at least a week.
2) Wearing that one br* about once every six weeks because it’s the only one that works with a certa*n top, and never actually washing it.
3) Wearing old br*s that are definitely the wrong size now, but you just can’t bear to part with them.
4) Putting a br* in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realize how uncomfortable all your other ones are.
5) Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in y*u~.
6) And realizing that “blo*d” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.
7) Wearing a security sanit*ry towel as well as a tamp*n.
8) Getting your pub*s trapped in a pad’s “w*ngs.”
9) Really enjoying digging out ingrown ha*rs.
10) Having whole sessions with the tweez*rs where you get every single one.
11) Making ha*r art on the shower walls from all the ha*r that falls off your head.
12) And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray ha*rs that get stuck in your bum cra*k.
13) Twiddling your pub*s in a totally non-se*y way.
14) Owning a pair of scissors that you exclusively use to trim your pub*s.
15) Or just trimming your pub*s with any old scissors and hoping no one notices.
16) Also giving them a haircut while sitting on the toilet and marveling at the amount you can tr*m off.
17) But also being terrified you’ll accidentally snip something very important.
18) Removing all your pub*s and then being freaked out by your nakey vagi*a.
19) Removing all your pub*s and swearing that they were hiding a whole extra tum*y roll.
20) Removing all your pub*s and enjoying the ~bre*ze~.
21) Removing all your pub*s and regretting it instantly because you look like an oversized baby.
22) Owning old knick*rs where your pub*s have actually managed to wear a hole through the front.
23) Still wearing these old knick*rs and creating a lil’ pub* ponytail through the hole.
24) Secretly thinking this is definitely a good look.
25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleav*ge.
26) Using your br* as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless.
27) Storing something in your br*, forgetting about it, and only remembering it when you take off your br* that night and it just falls out.
28) Master*ng taking off your br* without removing your top.
29) And doing this pretty much every time you get home from work.
30) Only shav*ng your legs when you know they’re going to be on the show.
31) And then only shav*ng the b*ts that will show.
32) Shav*ng your toes.
33) Forgetting to shav* your toes.
34) Being slightly insulted, but also happy when you go for a lower-leg wax and they do your toes without asking.
35) Playing with your own bo*bs in the mirror.
36) Squishing them together and wishing you could get a br* that was half as good as your own hands.
37) Pushing them up to your chin to see what you’d look like in a cors*t from the olden days.
38) Pushing them down to see what they’ll look like when they get sagg*er.
39) Making ’em do a lil’ dance.
40) Plucking your nip*le ha*rs.
41) And the ones around your belly button.
42) Quite enjoying popp*ng a spot.
43) And trying to p*p the ones that aren’t quite ready yet.
44) Scratching your b*ts and then having a little sn*ff, just to make sure it’s all good down there. "
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"This is from facebooks finest pol so don’t blame me just thought it was quite the read
1) Wearing the same br* for at least a week.
2) Wearing that one br* about once every six weeks because it’s the only one that works with a certa*n top, and never actually washing it.
3) Wearing old br*s that are definitely the wrong size now, but you just can’t bear to part with them.
4) Putting a br* in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realize how uncomfortable all your other ones are.
5) Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in y*u~.
6) And realizing that “blo*d” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.
7) Wearing a security sanit*ry towel as well as a tamp*n.
8) Getting your pub*s trapped in a pad’s “w*ngs.”
9) Really enjoying digging out ingrown ha*rs.
10) Having whole sessions with the tweez*rs where you get every single one.
11) Making ha*r art on the shower walls from all the ha*r that falls off your head.
12) And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray ha*rs that get stuck in your bum cra*k.
13) Twiddling your pub*s in a totally non-se*y way.
14) Owning a pair of scissors that you exclusively use to trim your pub*s.
15) Or just trimming your pub*s with any old scissors and hoping no one notices.
16) Also giving them a haircut while sitting on the toilet and marveling at the amount you can tr*m off.
17) But also being terrified you’ll accidentally snip something very important.
18) Removing all your pub*s and then being freaked out by your nakey vagi*a.
19) Removing all your pub*s and swearing that they were hiding a whole extra tum*y roll.
20) Removing all your pub*s and enjoying the ~bre*ze~.
21) Removing all your pub*s and regretting it instantly because you look like an oversized baby.
22) Owning old knick*rs where your pub*s have actually managed to wear a hole through the front.
23) Still wearing these old knick*rs and creating a lil’ pub* ponytail through the hole.
24) Secretly thinking this is definitely a good look.
25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleav*ge.
26) Using your br* as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless.
27) Storing something in your br*, forgetting about it, and only remembering it when you take off your br* that night and it just falls out.
28) Master*ng taking off your br* without removing your top.
29) And doing this pretty much every time you get home from work.
30) Only shav*ng your legs when you know they’re going to be on the show.
31) And then only shav*ng the b*ts that will show.
32) Shav*ng your toes.
33) Forgetting to shav* your toes.
34) Being slightly insulted, but also happy when you go for a lower-leg wax and they do your toes without asking.
35) Playing with your own bo*bs in the mirror.
36) Squishing them together and wishing you could get a br* that was half as good as your own hands.
37) Pushing them up to your chin to see what you’d look like in a cors*t from the olden days.
38) Pushing them down to see what they’ll look like when they get sagg*er.
39) Making ’em do a lil’ dance.
40) Plucking your nip*le ha*rs.
41) And the ones around your belly button.
42) Quite enjoying popp*ng a spot.
43) And trying to p*p the ones that aren’t quite ready yet.
44) Scratching your b*ts and then having a little sn*ff, just to make sure it’s all good down there. "
This is typical Facebook crap that people share without even thinking about it. Women do not do all these 44 things.
This is Fab not Facebook.
I don't do Facebook for this very reason, it,s rubbish. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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I've done some of them.
I've sat on the toilet to trim my pubes.
That way they go down into the bowl and not into my hand/the bath/the bed etc.
When I had periods I was always getting my pubes stuck to the towel.
I squish my boobs together most days, because I can.
I only shave my legs and armpits for sex, or if I'm going swimming. If I'm wearing short leggings or trousers I'll only shave the bits that show.
If you think any of that is disgusting then I think you're a dick and you probably pick your nose and examine it before you eat it  |
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"Its a facebook poll, therefore probably answered by the types that still have pj's on mid afternoon.  "
Errrr I've still got my pj's on right now
Although to be fair I sleep naked so they're probably considered lounge wear  |
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross? "
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it. |
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it. "
You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?
Never plucked a hair?
I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"Bet you’re glad you posted this op 
I can see this following him around....
I know him and I’m sure it was meant light hearted. Never assume people have the same humour as you in this place! "
I do have a sense of humour.
To be fair, it's usually what gets me an appointment with HR. |
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.
You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?
Never plucked a hair?
I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women."
M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've done some of them.
I've sat on the toilet to trim my pubes.
That way they go down into the bowl and not into my hand/the bath/the bed etc.
When I had periods I was always getting my pubes stuck to the towel.
I squish my boobs together most days, because I can.
I only shave my legs and armpits for sex, or if I'm going swimming. If I'm wearing short leggings or trousers I'll only shave the bits that show.
If you think any of that is disgusting then I think you're a dick and you probably pick your nose and examine it before you eat it "
I've done some of them too and I thought it was funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.
You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?
Never plucked a hair?
I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.
M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached "
would be a sad world if we all thought the same.. i have my opinion you have yours. that what forums are about...???? |
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.
You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?
Never plucked a hair?
I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.
M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached
would be a sad world if we all thought the same.. i have my opinion you have yours. that what forums are about...???? "
It would indeed. Seriously though, what's gross about taking off your bra without removing your top first? That's classic winter wizardry so you don't get cold whilst getting comfy. |
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.
You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?
Never plucked a hair?
I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women."
we all have our own opinions.. this is an open forum
i dont have to think the same as everyone else do I???? |
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.
You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?
Never plucked a hair?
I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.
M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached
would be a sad world if we all thought the same.. i have my opinion you have yours. that what forums are about...???? "
I didn't say you had to think the same as me.
I just mentioned that my other half found a hair whilst going down on me but he thought it was still attached to my head. We were in stitches cause he was so silly. Personally if you can't have a laugh with your partner who can you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.
You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?
Never plucked a hair?
I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.
M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached
would be a sad world if we all thought the same.. i have my opinion you have yours. that what forums are about...????
I didn't say you had to think the same as me.
I just mentioned that my other half found a hair whilst going down on me but he thought it was still attached to my head. We were in stitches cause he was so silly. Personally if you can't have a laugh with your partner who can you? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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What's gross about having a favourite bra or taking it off without taking your top off first? Periods are normal, not gross. We don't ask for them. Judging by this list, women are just gross and should be ashamed of ourselves?!
And why is the Bra censored? Is it a bad word all of a sudden?! |
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I could probably add a few more to this list but as they're way grosser than those mentioned, I'll just clarify a couple that resonated with me...
#19. Having just been waxed for the 1st time in months, I was shocked to discover my tummy roll (or "gunt", as I call it) was still there, despite losing 11lbs
#26. Never used a bra as a pocket. Nor do I know anyone who does. Nor would I consider it gross? I just feel that my boobs garner enough unwanted attention without added lumps from my keys/purse/phone x |
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Half of those aren't even that gross. I mean gross is when you have to do the awkward run to the loo before the cum tries to dribble out.
Gross is when farts move towards the front not the back.
But guess what even these are just part of being female. We're not perfect dolls who'd have thought |
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Missed a personal favourite off the list , testing how saggy your boobs are with your ability to hold various objects underneath... pencil was always a basic but I know someone who could hold a small keyboard ( we always said small piano as it sounded more dramatic) |
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"Missed a personal favourite off the list , testing how saggy your boobs are with your ability to hold various objects underneath... pencil was always a basic but I know someone who could hold a small keyboard ( we always said small piano as it sounded more dramatic) "
Please tell me it was switched on when they did |
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Don’t wear bra’s so that doesn’t apply to me.
Have trimmed pubes with a nail scissors whilst sat on the toilet. Have scratched my own bum hole and sniffed my finger afterwards. Do check tampon briefly whilst removing because I wear different sizes throughout my period, start off with the green heavy ones then switch to the yellow medium flow towards the end. |
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"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk
I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?
The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it. "
Waste of even more time arguing the toss about it as well |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Don’t wear bra’s so that doesn’t apply to me.
Have trimmed pubes with a nail scissors whilst sat on the toilet. Have scratched my own bum hole and sniffed my finger afterwards. Do check tampon briefly whilst removing because I wear different sizes throughout my period, start off with the green heavy ones then switch to the yellow medium flow towards the end. "
All standard things for a woman to do. |
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"Half of those aren't even that gross. I mean gross is when you have to do the awkward run to the loo before the cum tries to dribble out.
Gross is when farts move towards the front not the back.
But guess what even these are just part of being female. We're not perfect dolls who'd have thought "
I think the perfect dolls may be the blow up ones you have to carry to the loo quickly before the cum dribbles out |
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