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Adverts that get your goat
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I listen to the radio while working and there seem to be a number of adverts at the moment that include the sound of someone slurping a drink. It really winds me up.
What adverts grip your shit? |
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"I listen to the radio while working and there seem to be a number of adverts at the moment that include the sound of someone slurping a drink. It really winds me up.
What adverts grip your shit?"
Lloyd's Bank... Anything with a song that they have slowed down, and have some breathy bint "singing" |
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Any adverts that go on about either cars, unlocking house finance or credit cards does my head in.
I don’t have that issue on the computer though as I just ad-block them so I don’t see them, and they don’t get paid for the view.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t listen to commercial radio so I don’t hear their mundane ads any longer. I rarely watch live TV and record what I want to see so I fast forward through the ads. Problem sorted. "
When I grow up I want to be you  |
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"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months "
Or even look at something and then it pops up on Facebook |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months
Or even look at something and then it pops up on Facebook "
Absolutely, every time!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months "
Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser
It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months
Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser
It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads
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I do that now and again just to free up space on my old ass phone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months
Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser
It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads
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True. It’s creepily good sometimes though, so much so that I think it actually listens and understands sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gambling ads. They're fucking everywhere for such a shit habit. Oh, and fuck William Hill for using Sweet Caroline in their ads after knowing how big that song was during England's run in the Euros  |
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Where to start !
Cordelle and Cordelle - Solicitors a man can trust ( annoys me every time )
Ads where babies/toddlers have superimposed mouths to make them appear to speak like an adult.
Robertson's juice ads where a bolshie , obnoxious kid takes charge in court.
The 'climate change ad' where groomed obnoxious kid actors speak to YOU through the camera so the ad makers can turn the emotional screw , accusations and guilt trips.
Anything with Ruth and Eamon
Anything with Phillips Schofield
Head and shoulders because the strictly woman so fucking loves herself and loves acting as if she is stupid. ( I really did like her mum though )
Davina and Amanda in the catalogue ad...... they look soooooo cheap n nasty ( and stupid )
Think I'll stop there before I burst |
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"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months
Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser
It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads
True. It’s creepily good sometimes though, so much so that I think it actually listens and understands sometimes."
It does. Spooky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months
Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser
It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads
True. It’s creepily good sometimes though, so much so that I think it actually listens and understands sometimes."
They do check what permissions you give up when installing
People worry about hacking but hacking is a thing off the past
When you can set your self up as a fake company
Pay Facebook and register to Facebook anylitcals
And you have access to everyone data no need to hack anyone these days when people are so willing to hand it all over free and legitimately
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"Where to start !
Cordelle and Cordelle - Solicitors a man can trust ( annoys me every time )
Ads where babies/toddlers have superimposed mouths to make them appear to speak like an adult.
Robertson's juice ads where a bolshie , obnoxious kid takes charge in court.
The 'climate change ad' where groomed obnoxious kid actors speak to YOU through the camera so the ad makers can turn the emotional screw , accusations and guilt trips.
Anything with Ruth and Eamon
Anything with Phillips Schofield
Head and shoulders because the strictly woman so fucking loves herself and loves acting as if she is stupid. ( I really did like her mum though )
Davina and Amanda in the catalogue ad...... they look soooooo cheap n nasty ( and stupid )
Think I'll stop there before I burst"
You're on a roll... Get it off your chest you'll feel much better for it. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Where to start !
Cordelle and Cordelle - Solicitors a man can trust ( annoys me every time )
Ads where babies/toddlers have superimposed mouths to make them appear to speak like an adult.
Robertson's juice ads where a bolshie , obnoxious kid takes charge in court.
The 'climate change ad' where groomed obnoxious kid actors speak to YOU through the camera so the ad makers can turn the emotional screw , accusations and guilt trips.
Anything with Ruth and Eamon
Anything with Phillips Schofield
Head and shoulders because the strictly woman so fucking loves herself and loves acting as if she is stupid. ( I really did like her mum though )
Davina and Amanda in the catalogue ad...... they look soooooo cheap n nasty ( and stupid )
Think I'll stop there before I burst"
Davina and
Amanda look great and were paid loads xx |
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"That
Ooooooooooooooooooooo
One "
That one is god awful - it's top of my list. If it's not the incredibly weird faces everyone pulls, it's the watery spunk coming out of the statue's mouth. Quite how that advert got signed off is beyond me.
Oh, and also the Go Compare ones. I think everyone has had enough of the 'opera' singer by now. |
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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago
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So many to choose from but one that ground my gears a few years back was a tooth paste commercial. Eating and drinking fruit is bad for your teeth. Brush them twice a day with......
FFS... I wonder how many people went off fruit... |
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The cheesy adverts aimed at senior citizens and it pisses me off which celebrities will endorse them for money! It makes both the product and the celeb look cheap.
And …. Walk-in baths 
You’d have to sit in it whilst it fills and empties. How many pensioners do you know would be happy with that |
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"And Cazoo ! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ....
No they don't Yas. Shush."
Not advert related (although it really winds me up) but Cazoo is possibly the biggest con ever!
Alex Chesterman will exit with about £500 million in his back pocket and the whole thing will collapse and disappear in the next 2 years! |
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Well this may be a bit controversial but while I'm losing myself in some hawaiian beach fantasy the begging ads pop up, with their simpering voices, for the hobbling donkey, the blind cat, the shivering dog, the 2 year old girl who has to walk 500 miles for a thimble of cow piss and if that wasn't bad enough you then get the cremate yourself for the cost of a bbq adverts.
Next set you get the andrez ads for that just focus all the way through on one wriggling anus after another.. We all know where we need to use toilet tissue ffs. |
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"Anything with Philip Schofield in it. What a money grabbing little twT"
Philip Schofield... Lied to his wife for 27 years and yet we are expected to take his word for it about selling our cars!
(You won't get a better deal for cash or without a part exchange by the way!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the insurance company called Dead Happy... "insurance to die for" .who on earth came up with that name?? . its just so insulting to people who are dying .. my husband died last year.... he hated the advert |
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"Well this may be a bit controversial but while I'm losing myself in some hawaiian beach fantasy the begging ads pop up, with their simpering voices, for the hobbling donkey, the blind cat, the shivering dog, the 2 year old girl who has to walk 500 miles for a thimble of cow piss and if that wasn't bad enough you then get the cremate yourself for the cost of a bbq adverts.
Next set you get the andrez ads for that just focus all the way through on one wriggling anus after another.. We all know where we need to use toilet tissue ffs. "
Fuck that made me laugh!! ‘ cremate yourself for the cost of a BBQ’!!! |
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Where do I even start? Lol.
Strings n things, oral b, nationwide, Flash. Tesco making a big deal about price matching Aldi. So basically admitting they have been over charging people. The list goes on and on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything to do with Philip schofield  "
Seconded.
Any with James Corden in/ voiceover.
That low budget car one filmed on the top of a car park early one morning with a guy lip syncing to something.
I do love the singinging dog though in the Flash adverts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t listen to commercial radio so I don’t hear their mundane ads any longer. I rarely watch live TV and record what I want to see so I fast forward through the ads. Problem sorted. "
yep I do this as well can't stand adverts
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"I listen to the radio while working and there seem to be a number of adverts at the moment that include the sound of someone slurping a drink. It really winds me up.
What adverts grip your shit?"
anything that is not spoken properly ( I shouldn’t have to spend ages trying to figure out what they are saying ), anything that states 75% of people agreed ( and then In small letters at bottle of screen says 12 people surveyed) |
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Simply safe also starting to do my head in"
I see your Simply Safe and raise you Verisure
The neighbours have been burgled ... we need to get an alarm ... not oh ... and Bob and June ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's about time we had tighter controls over the shit we're forced to tolerate in between our televisual entertainment. Everything else seems to be regulated nowadays so why not these? 
Oh, and while i'm here, that ooooooooooooooo nonsense drives me crazy. |
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