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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A bus load of nuns have died in a car accident 
They arrived at the pearly white gates in heaven and Saint Peter said they may enter but I must ask you all a question each first
He asks the first sister have you ever touched a penis? She replies I once touched one with my pinky.. Not to worry he says, go dip your pinky in the Holy water and you will be admitted
He then asks the next sister and she says that she once held a penis in her hand, Saint Peter tells her to wash her hands and all is forgiven
Then there is a joslin at the back of the queue and one of the sisters steps forward.. Saint Peter then says that there is no rush to get through the gates of heaven, and sister replies..
If I'm going to gargle that stuff I want to do it before sister Mary sticks her arse in it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heard that today, pissed myself "
Yeah it's going around, I heard it years ago. I know lots of jokes but I'd
probably get banned if I posted them all on here  |
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brilliant. 