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I have a new kink that I want to try
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But I’m not sure how to find someone to help me as it’s very niche.
I hope I only get positive support with this as kink shaming is wrong. We all like different things, right?
Right??
Is there anyone willing to help me?
It’s called angry pirate.
Google it if you haven’t heard of it and get back to me.
I’m expecting an explosion in my inbox so be quick  |
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It’s called angry pirate.
Google it if you haven’t heard of it and get back to me.
I’m expecting an explosion in my inbox so be quick "
Erm, ... I'm hoping it's something to do with pegging.
It's nothing to do with pegging.  |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye
But the kick in the shin is ok? 
Nope but angry dragon is
Is that a stepping stone to pirate? "
Angry Dragon
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye
But the kick in the shin is ok?
Nope but angry dragon is
Is that a stepping stone to pirate?
Angry Dragon
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
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"This isn’t going as expected 
I feel like none of you are taking me seriously
Stop moaning you got boobs!
If I moan, do I get boobs too?  "
Hmmmmm or maybe if we ask nicely we’ll still get what we want
I like a hairy chest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn’t going as expected
I feel like none of you are taking me seriously
Stop moaning you got boobs!
If I moan, do I get boobs too?
Hmmmmm or maybe if we ask nicely we’ll still get what we want
I like a hairy chest "
I got boobs I'm happy Try and see if you get it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This isn’t going as expected
I feel like none of you are taking me seriously
Stop moaning you got boobs!
If I moan, do I get boobs too?
Hmmmmm or maybe if we ask nicely we’ll still get what we want
I like a hairy chest
I got boobs I'm happy Try and see if you get it "
Happy to swap boobs for a hairy chest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This isn’t going as expected
I feel like none of you are taking me seriously
Stop moaning you got boobs!
If I moan, do I get boobs too?
Hmmmmm or maybe if we ask nicely we’ll still get what we want
I like a hairy chest "
Oooooo I’ve got one of those |
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Just found a definition:
“angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)“
What a grotesque little man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just found a definition:
“angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)“
What a grotesque little man "
I’m sorry if the humour hasn’t come across for you. This was a joke thread as a majority of people have taken it.
I apologise for any offence caused |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part "
You know me too well |
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"
Just found a definition:
“angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)“
What a grotesque little man
I’m sorry if the humour hasn’t come across for you. This was a joke thread as a majority of people have taken it.
I apologise for any offence caused "
I think she may be talking about the dude on the definition. Not sure though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Just found a definition:
“angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)“
What a grotesque little man
I’m sorry if the humour hasn’t come across for you. This was a joke thread as a majority of people have taken it.
I apologise for any offence caused
I think she may be talking about the dude on the definition. Not sure though "
I hope so because I am the last person that would offend anyone |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
You know me too well "
That and I have faith in my oral skills |
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"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part "
I told you someone would be game beard dude |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude "
You up next? |
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"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next? "
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next?
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate) "
I've heard it before |
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"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next?
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)
I've heard it before "
Second time's a charm? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next?
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)
I've heard it before
Second time's a charm? "
You're charming whether it's once or a repeat |
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"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next?
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)
I've heard it before
Second time's a charm?
You're charming whether it's once or a repeat "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next?
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)
I've heard it before
Second time's a charm?
You're charming whether it's once or a repeat
"
Yes!! I did it!!
You totally blushed!
*dances a happy dance til she realises her boobs hurt from bouncing* |
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"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next?
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)
I've heard it before
Second time's a charm?
You're charming whether it's once or a repeat
Yes!! I did it!!
You totally blushed!
*dances a happy dance til she realises her boobs hurt from bouncing*"
That was the emoji, not me  |
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Definitely niche. Due to the skill levels involved. Sounds like two events of a sexual modern pentathlon. Being able to shoot straight when your legs are all wobbly (well mine would be anyway) and then balancing on one leg whilst delivering a judo kick.
I might be able to manage it if I was lying down. Especially when I get cramp  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next?
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)
I've heard it before
Second time's a charm?
You're charming whether it's once or a repeat
Yes!! I did it!!
You totally blushed!
*dances a happy dance til she realises her boobs hurt from bouncing*
That was the emoji, not me "
I'll get you Mr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in
She wants a Jolly Roger ^ 
Standard Mr Blooms comment
She has hidden treasures ^ "
Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms? |
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"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in
She wants a Jolly Roger ^
Standard Mr Blooms comment
She has hidden treasures ^
Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms? "
Every time you say Mr Blooms it reminds me of that kids telly programme! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in
She wants a Jolly Roger ^
Standard Mr Blooms comment
She has hidden treasures ^
Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms? "
She likes all hands on deck ^ |
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"But I’m not sure how to find someone to help me as it’s very niche.
I hope I only get positive support with this as kink shaming is wrong. We all like different things, right?
Right??
Is there anyone willing to help me?
It’s called angry pirate.
Google it if you haven’t heard of it and get back to me.
I’m expecting an explosion in my inbox so be quick "
That’s amazing and so funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in
She wants a Jolly Roger ^
Standard Mr Blooms comment
She has hidden treasures ^
Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?
Every time you say Mr Blooms it reminds me of that kids telly programme! "
The type of blooming going on though Nora didn't appear on a kids TV programme ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in
She wants a Jolly Roger ^
Standard Mr Blooms comment
She has hidden treasures ^
Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?
She likes all hands on deck ^ "
And the wooden leg |
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"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in
She wants a Jolly Roger ^
Standard Mr Blooms comment
She has hidden treasures ^
Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?
Every time you say Mr Blooms it reminds me of that kids telly programme!
The type of blooming going on though Nora didn't appear on a kids TV programme ha ha ha "
 . I’m sure it didn’t! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in
She wants a Jolly Roger ^
Standard Mr Blooms comment
She has hidden treasures ^
Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?
She likes all hands on deck ^
And the wooden leg "
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"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in
She wants a Jolly Roger ^
Standard Mr Blooms comment
She has hidden treasures ^
Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?
She likes all hands on deck ^
And the wooden leg
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Why have you not changed your name to something pun related |
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"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.
Let's do it
And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part
I told you someone would be game beard dude
You up next?
Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)
I've heard it before
Second time's a charm?
You're charming whether it's once or a repeat
Yes!! I did it!!
You totally blushed!
*dances a happy dance til she realises her boobs hurt from bouncing*
That was the emoji, not me
I'll get you Mr!"
Promises promises  |
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