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When people put as statuses they are horny
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.
Well go have a wank?
I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.
Well go have a wank?
I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it. "
Maybe you could start...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.
Well go have a wank?
I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it. "
I just wonder how the F they got to adulthood and they don't know how to wank.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.
Well go have a wank?
I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.
I just wonder how the F they got to adulthood and they don't know how to wank. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be fair ....
The horn is like an alter - ego. Men find it difficult to think of anything when the horn hits. Even the kettle turns its spout to the wall ...... "
That’s because blood diverts from their brain to their other brain and it’s hard to think of anything else. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yea but I,m horny and a wank just doesn't cut it ...
When it’s all you’ve got a hand has to do
Are you offering to lend me one?  "
Not right now. I need to get some work done.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be fair ....
The horn is like an alter - ego. Men find it difficult to think of anything when the horn hits. Even the kettle turns its spout to the wall ...... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.
Well go have a wank?
I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it. "
I for one would love to hear about your morning horn in great detail please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.
Well go have a wank?
I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it. "
The hardon collider ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.
Well go have a wank?
I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.
The hardon collider ?"
Actually, to give it it's full name, it's the Giant Hardon Collider. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining "
Noted  haha |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining "
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for? |
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"Because their horny, horny horny horny, so horny, horny horny horny all day.
Did someone write a song called that?
Yes.
Mousse T"
Didn't the Shirehorses (aka Mark and Lard) do a cover of that as well. |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for? "
Yeah the one you put in your tea thinking it was milk |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for? "
Bet there's more of them in the freezer... |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer..."
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..  |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink.. "
Oh there will be  |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be "
Cum slab … you’re welcome  |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome "
. Did you make that up or google it |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it "
Check it out |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out "
Good grief!! 
Could solve your magnum addiction! |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out "
Not under any circumstances |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Not under any circumstances "
Adam you need to google it |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Good grief!!
Could solve your magnum addiction! "
Nooooo I hate man juice!!!!! |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Not under any circumstances
Adam you need to google it "
Hang on, let me fire up the work laptop |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Good grief!!
Could solve your magnum addiction!
Nooooo I hate man juice!!!!! "
Could pour a bit of black currant in
God I’m making myself feel sick now! |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Good grief!!
Could solve your magnum addiction!
Nooooo I hate man juice!!!!!
Could pour a bit of black currant in
God I’m making myself feel sick now! "
Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.
Well go have a wank?
I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.
I for one would love to hear about your morning horn in great detail please "
There’s nothing to tell. I wake up usually really early as my duvet resembles a tent and there is a pulsating hardon propping it up. If I have time I usually get rid of it
If I don’t then after a shower it’s usually gone. |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Good grief!!
Could solve your magnum addiction!
Nooooo I hate man juice!!!!!
Could pour a bit of black currant in
God I’m making myself feel sick now!
Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto "
Just add a little sugar to offset the saltiness |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Good grief!!
Could solve your magnum addiction!
Nooooo I hate man juice!!!!!
Could pour a bit of black currant in
God I’m making myself feel sick now!
Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto "
God I used to love hot vimto when I lived ooop norf |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Good grief!!
Could solve your magnum addiction!
Nooooo I hate man juice!!!!!
Could pour a bit of black currant in
God I’m making myself feel sick now!
Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto
Just add a little sugar to offset the saltiness "
Voice of experience talking?!?! |
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"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them
Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining
Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?
Bet there's more of them in the freezer...
Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..
Oh there will be
Cum slab … you’re welcome
. Did you make that up or google it
Check it out
Good grief!!
Could solve your magnum addiction!
Nooooo I hate man juice!!!!!
Could pour a bit of black currant in
God I’m making myself feel sick now!
Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto
God I used to love hot vimto when I lived ooop norf "
Tis the best prefer it to gin these days… |
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