"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves 
Must be pissed already 
I could do with a good drink up actually.
Fruity cider? 
Haha. Yeah but just get the right one this time! 
It was wet wasn’t it? "
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"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves
Must be pissed already
I could do with a good drink up actually.
Fruity cider?
Haha. Yeah but just get the right one this time!
It was wet wasn’t it?
Did you notice? "
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"It’s been one of those shite days in work so I’m going for Twitter on a Tuesday… I’m in the chair … I’m starting with desperados… who wants what before the desperados have their effect "
I’m Irish so I’ll settle for petrol with ice please ? |
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"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle "
I’ll have what she’s having but two bottles ! We do it better down south ! Ha
So Did you end up hitting planet love over the weekend ???
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"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle
I’ll have what she’s having but two bottles ! We do it better down south ! Ha
So Did you end up hitting planet love over the weekend ???
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Feck off cheeky I can keep up no I didn’t  |
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"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle
I’ll have what she’s having but two bottles ! We do it better down south ! Ha
So Did you end up hitting planet love over the weekend ???
Feck off cheeky I can keep up no I didn’t "
That’s a bet you don’t want to make in public!
I’m sure you could stay standing till you finish the one bottle which is still good |
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"Large bottle of dark spiced rum and a straw please 
Come sit with me beautiful we can tell each other everything  it could take a while  "
Please make your way to the cubicle in the corner ladies… low lighting over there |
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"I am guessing the OP is probay pissed now.
Tea please "
Plenty of room left for more… and if you tea this ain’t the place for you u less you are driving then it’s strong tea… milk in last … only way I make it  |
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"Just got in from work.... I'll take that bottle of gin and just suck on that until I pass out if that's okay op? 
No problem… our staff will tuck you in
Oh we have 'staff'?
Do they do extras?  "
Are you have mixed the bar up with the one up the road…. The isiteven Inn |
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"Just got in from work.... I'll take that bottle of gin and just suck on that until I pass out if that's okay op?
No problem… our staff will tuck you in
Oh we have 'staff'?
Do they do extras?
Are you have mixed the bar up with the one up the road…. The isiteven Inn
Well I'm too comfy with my friend here, Mr Gin, to go wandering. I'm sure someone will be along for a spooning later  "
Gents … please form a line for the lady and she will make her selection |
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"I am guessing the OP is probay pissed now.
Tea please
Plenty of room left for more… and if you tea this ain’t the place for you u less you are driving then it’s strong tea… milk in last … only way I make it "
Only way it should be made.
And dont no alcohol shame me!!  |
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