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Who’s got the biggest bumhole on Fab?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you measuring?? "
3 categories I’d say.
1) circumference
2) depth
3) volume
Measure it with the same tape blokes use to measure their 9” cocks with on here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm, thinking back to school, volume of a cylinder was pi r2 h, is that going to work for volume...."
I was thinking more along the lines of speaker volume and how many decibels it could generate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How are you measuring??
3 categories I’d say.
1) circumference
2) depth
3) volume
Measure it with the same tape blokes use to measure their 9” cocks with on here
How far up are you going? "
I go all the way  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"How are you measuring??
3 categories I’d say.
1) circumference
2) depth
3) volume
Measure it with the same tape blokes use to measure their 9” cocks with on here
How far up are you going?
I go all the way "
Up to the throat? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently.
Big Harold’s?
Dear God No! I don't want to lose my teeth
Your hole can’t be that big then  "
It just tightened rather quickly when you mentioned Harold. |
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"Anyone whose had an encounter with the man, the myth, the legend that is Big Harold 
I'd shake the hand of anyone who's brave enough to take him in the butt.
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Are you feeling brave today Jo? Or shall I ask again tomorrow? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently.
Big Harold’s?
Dear God No! I don't want to lose my teeth
Your hole can’t be that big then
It just tightened rather quickly when you mentioned Harold. "
With excitement?  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently.
Big Harold’s?
Dear God No! I don't want to lose my teeth
Your hole can’t be that big then
It just tightened rather quickly when you mentioned Harold.
With excitement? "
Fear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once
6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had "
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once
6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers? "
I'll let you guess  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once
6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess "
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You been shitting bricks again ?
The opposite, it was curry night last night
Should have gone with - Who’s got the hottest ring on fab?"
That’ll be midnight. She’s just sent me it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?
Head*
The head on my sausage? "
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?
Head*
The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection "
Have you won the lottery?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?
Head*
The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection
Have you won the lottery?? "
Well I don't want to brag but yeah I got 5 numbers and won 20 quid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?
Head*
The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection
Have you won the lottery??
Well I don't want to brag but yeah I got 5 numbers and won 20 quid "
If I divorce you I get half right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?
Head*
The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection
Have you won the lottery??
Well I don't want to brag but yeah I got 5 numbers and won 20 quid
If I divorce you I get half right? "
I'll take you to court babe! I've seen a dildo on Facebook marketplace for a fiver so I really need the money sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?
Head*
The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection
Have you won the lottery??
Well I don't want to brag but yeah I got 5 numbers and won 20 quid
If I divorce you I get half right?
I'll take you to court babe! I've seen a dildo on Facebook marketplace for a fiver so I really need the money sorry."
I’ll just have half a dildo then. I’ll take the business end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once
6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now "
You going to give me a little shooter?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once
6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now
You going to give me a little shooter? "
Yes, a little shooter with a feeble shot  |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"You been shitting bricks again ?
The opposite, it was curry night last night
Should have gone with - Who’s got the hottest ring on fab?
That’ll be midnight. She’s just sent me it "
What did she have for tea last night ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once
6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now
You going to give me a little shooter?
Yes, a little shooter with a feeble shot "
That's ok, I have a funnel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You been shitting bricks again ?
The opposite, it was curry night last night
Should have gone with - Who’s got the hottest ring on fab?
That’ll be midnight. She’s just sent me it
What did she have for tea last night ?"
I think she had spunk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once
6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now
You going to give me a little shooter?
Yes, a little shooter with a feeble shot
That's ok, I have a funnel "
I’ll be round in 5 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I read the title and thought of your bum hole straight away.
I think I may need therapy "
Your therapist would give you the lethal injection for thinking such filth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yuck
Show us your hole
Why haven't you asked to see mine! I've polished it and everything just on the off chance "
I already have yours in my photo vault |
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