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over a year ago
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It's pouring!
The Old Man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head (had a quiet wank or five)
and couldn't get up in the morning!
Truly a rhyme for today!
It also took a lot of balls to write this thread!
That's me done for the day! The longer I stay around here the more disgusted I feel!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's pouring!
The Old Man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head (had a quiet wank or five)
and couldn't get up in the morning!
Truly a rhyme for today!
It also took a lot of balls to write this thread!
That's me done for the day! The longer I stay around here the more disgusted I feel!!"
It took balls to write this down (stop there!)
It was not my intention to start a thread based on private occurrence.
So please ignore this post..thanks!
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over a year ago
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"But its not raining men. Unfortunately
You don't get any men falling for ages, then they all come down together. It's called the mansoon season...  "
Marilyn Mansoon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But its not raining men. Unfortunately
You don't get any men falling for ages, then they all come down together. It's called the mansoon season...
Marilyn Mansoon? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But its not raining men. Unfortunately
Hallelujah.
It's cloudy with a chance of hairy balls descending. What kind of forecast would that be  "
Well trimmed or shaved and I'm there with no umbrella |
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"But its not raining men. Unfortunately
Hallelujah.
It's cloudy with a chance of hairy balls descending. What kind of forecast would that be
Well trimmed or shaved and I'm there with no umbrella "
I wish I had a bigger mouth. Bugger  |
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"But its not raining men. Unfortunately
Hallelujah.
It's cloudy with a chance of hairy balls descending. What kind of forecast would that be
Well trimmed or shaved and I'm there with no umbrella
I wish I had a bigger mouth. Bugger "
Rain is meant to cleanse..but this is utter filth! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But its not raining men. Unfortunately "
There seems to be an issue with men playing the fall guy around here if this thread is to be believed!
How rain was conjured into that I will never know! |
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"But its not raining men. Unfortunately
You don't get any men falling for ages, then they all come down together. It's called the mansoon season...
Marilyn Mansoon? "
Married in a Monsoon? |
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"It's pouring!
The Old Man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head (had a quiet wank or five)
and couldn't get up in the morning!
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As kids we added 'The doctor came, pulled the chain and out came a chuffer train' |
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"Stopped now in London but gone ready humid Feverishly humid? OR you lying about being in London?
Nope in London"
  Didn't know whether to trust your forecast but you got it right, then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's pouring!
The Old Man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head (had a quiet wank or five)
and couldn't get up in the morning!
As kids we added 'The doctor came, pulled the chain and out came a chuffer train'"
Never heard that one before...looks like that tune has far more potential than we thought! |
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