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Have you every fucked your vacuum cleaner
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I did having come across a vid on a porn site. Tej was out at the time and I came twice, once i had it on the bed and me standing on the floor taking it from behind. Got turned on so much then I laid on top of it on bed. Done it a few times since but feel a bit embarrassed afterwards. Do feel embarrassed now but just wanted to know if other blokes and ladies have done this and do it and are married/partners/etc. |
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I once had a few friends around to stay after a night out, I got woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of my hoover, one of the lads was lying on the floor next to the bed fucking it! To be fair it didn’t surprise me at all, he was clearly loving it too! A few weeks later same situation, but this time the hairdryer haha  |
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"I once had a few friends around to stay after a night out, I got woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of my hoover, one of the lads was lying on the floor next to the bed fucking it! To be fair it didn’t surprise me at all, he was clearly loving it too! A few weeks later same situation, but this time the hairdryer haha "
He could have got heat stroke  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not what I expected on a Tuesday morning 
Did that not hurt?? Did you cover the end with something?
He could've used a condom. Safe sex and all that... "
No I mean because it's hollow and metal. Sounds very... Scrapey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not what I expected on a Tuesday morning
Did that not hurt?? Did you cover the end with something?
He could've used a condom. Safe sex and all that...
No I mean because it's hollow and metal. Sounds very... Scrapey "
Yes....I'd rather use a mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope but I suspect a couple off guys I been with have
They always say I suck like a dyson always wonderd how they new how a dyson sucked like well now I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The hospital thing is an urban myth.
Stick your dick in where the rotary brushes are ... sure, you're going to do some damage.
Stick your dick in a suitably lubed extension hose, where there's suck but nothing more, and just for the sake of hygiene, when you're wearing a condom, and it's no big deal.
Don't believe me?
Try putting your hand over the end of a Hoover hose. Does your skin get ripped off? No.
So as long as your dick isn't going to meet anything more than suction, you'll be fine.
I certainly was.
With both a hand held Dyson and an upright Dyson.
Actually, it wasn't at all unpleasant.
(Try this at your own risk.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I had the reverse happen to me..I cradled it lovingly took it to the check out and when I heard the price...yes I was fucked! Jeeze some places you could buy a car for the same price as a dyson |
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"The hospital thing is an urban myth.
Stick your dick in where the rotary brushes are ... sure, you're going to do some damage.
Stick your dick in a suitably lubed extension hose, where there's suck but nothing more, and just for the sake of hygiene, when you're wearing a condom, and it's no big deal.
Don't believe me?
Try putting your hand over the end of a Hoover hose. Does your skin get ripped off? No.
So as long as your dick isn't going to meet anything more than suction, you'll be fine.
I certainly was.
With both a hand held Dyson and an upright Dyson.
Actually, it wasn't at all unpleasant.
(Try this at your own risk.)"
I say whatever turns you on...go for it! |
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"The hospital thing is an urban myth.
Stick your dick in where the rotary brushes are ... sure, you're going to do some damage.
Stick your dick in a suitably lubed extension hose, where there's suck but nothing more, and just for the sake of hygiene, when you're wearing a condom, and it's no big deal.
Don't believe me?
Try putting your hand over the end of a Hoover hose. Does your skin get ripped off? No.
So as long as your dick isn't going to meet anything more than suction, you'll be fine.
I certainly was.
With both a hand held Dyson and an upright Dyson.
Actually, it wasn't at all unpleasant.
(Try this at your own risk.)"
Follow your dreams  |
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"I once had a few friends around to stay after a night out, I got woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of my hoover, one of the lads was lying on the floor next to the bed fucking it! To be fair it didn’t surprise me at all, he was clearly loving it too! A few weeks later same situation, but this time the hairdryer haha
He could have got heat stroke "
Well it just get's better...hahahaha...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The hospital thing is an urban myth.
Stick your dick in where the rotary brushes are ... sure, you're going to do some damage.
Stick your dick in a suitably lubed extension hose, where there's suck but nothing more, and just for the sake of hygiene, when you're wearing a condom, and it's no big deal.
Don't believe me?
Try putting your hand over the end of a Hoover hose. Does your skin get ripped off? No.
So as long as your dick isn't going to meet anything more than suction, you'll be fine.
I certainly was.
With both a hand held Dyson and an upright Dyson.
Actually, it wasn't at all unpleasant.
(Try this at your own risk.)"
I’ll just make my friend aware his hospital trip was a myth  |
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Yes , it was a Henry type,I had to take the hose off after putting a clean bag inside turned it on and fed my cock into the hole. Not all the way in as it would block the hole,just enough for the suction to cause a vibration around my cock. |
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"I say whatever turns you on...go for it!
I'm sure if I had a pussy, when making a salad, I just might have given a cucumber a second glance."
Never used fruit or veg for this - but I’d argue a courgette would be better. Ribbed for extra pleasure!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really hope my partner doesn't fuck the vacuum when I'm not home. 
Do you cum in it? What if you got an electric shock? Or it sucked your cock off?
I'm into some weird freaky shit but not sure about a vacuum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The hospital thing is an urban myth.
Stick your dick in where the rotary brushes are ... sure, you're going to do some damage.
Stick your dick in a suitably lubed extension hose, where there's suck but nothing more, and just for the sake of hygiene, when you're wearing a condom, and it's no big deal.
Don't believe me?
Try putting your hand over the end of a Hoover hose. Does your skin get ripped off? No.
So as long as your dick isn't going to meet anything more than suction, you'll be fine.
I certainly was.
With both a hand held Dyson and an upright Dyson.
Actually, it wasn't at all unpleasant.
(Try this at your own risk.)
I’ll just make my friend aware his hospital trip was a myth "
So what was the actual injury he sustained??
Just curious...!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really hope my partner doesn't fuck the vacuum when I'm not home.
Do you cum in it? What if you got an electric shock? Or it sucked your cock off?
I'm into some weird freaky shit but not sure about a vacuum. "
Start vacuuming around him and see if he gets a boner.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve watched porn of it, but never indulged myself personally. I don’t want my clit sucked to oblivion unless it’s by someone called Dave who has tattoos and big heavy full balls."
Do you have to be so specific - Im not called Dave, dont have any tattoo's but can provide the last bit ....sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really hope my partner doesn't fuck the vacuum when I'm not home.
Do you cum in it? What if you got an electric shock? Or it sucked your cock off?
I'm into some weird freaky shit but not sure about a vacuum.
Start vacuuming around him and see if he gets a boner.. "
Or looks a bit sheepish.....sorry thats something else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goodness no, I have seen where that pipe goes... the filth I use it for is not going anywhere near my foof.
I was de-cobwebbing the other day and that's not a euphemism peeps
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