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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No the nasty kind - just a fun 'Fab Riot'!!
I'm building the compulsory fire!
First thing in chucking on is every sodding copy of 50 shades I can find!
What fuel can you lot provide?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No the nasty kind - just a fun 'Fab Riot'!!
I'm building the compulsory fire!
First thing in chucking on is every sodding copy of 50 shades I can find!
What fuel can you lot provide??"
A gallon of xylene and some music ruled fanfold printer paper 
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who stop dead whilst walking in front of you
People who barge past your stationary self whilst WALKING up the escalator. Surely that's what stairs are for?
People who talk loudly on their phones on public transport
Women who pee on the toilet seat
Women who wipe bogies on the toilet wall
Stupid people
Smelly people
That's it for now I'm sure there's more fuel to come, that should keep it burning till Christmas, oh and then we can put carol singer's on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who stop dead whilst walking in front of you
People who barge past your stationary self whilst WALKING up the escalator. Surely that's what stairs are for?
People who talk loudly on their phones on public transport
Women who pee on the toilet seat
Women who wipe bogies on the toilet wall
Stupid people
Smelly people
That's it for now I'm sure there's more fuel to come, that should keep it burning till Christmas, oh and then we can put carol singer's on it."
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"No the nasty kind - just a fun 'Fab Riot'!!
I'm building the compulsory fire!
First thing in chucking on is every sodding copy of 50 shades I can find!
What fuel can you lot provide??"
my ex..who ran off with my best frend!!
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"A mahoosive bra that I built yesterday which has since been discarded
Mahoosive isn't even a word 
And it wasnt discarded, just ill fitting
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Yes it is it's slightly bigger than gargantuan
Yea sorry about that I ran out of fabric |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot."
what do we want..
no more.
people who stop dead,
people who barge past you.
copies of 50 shades
copies of barred to play
women who wipes thier bogies on the wall..
umm dont roll of the tongue as a chant , think it needs more work..
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Just thought i would pop in to see how the riot was going?
Jelly and ice cream anyone?? Or popcorn??
Any got any lemon meringue - I couldn't find any in the shops today?"
Not surprised. How many times did you actually issue it |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Just thought i would pop in to see how the riot was going?
Jelly and ice cream anyone?? Or popcorn??
Any got any lemon meringue - I couldn't find any in the shops today?
Not surprised. How many times did you actually issue it "
Issue? I've had a craving for a slice since Saturday and it appears to have deserted the shelves. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot.
what do we want..
no more.
people who stop dead,
people who barge past you.
copies of 50 shades
copies of barred to play
women who wipes thier bogies on the wall..
umm dont roll of the tongue as a chant , think it needs more work..
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Obi started this riot - where is he? We need a rallying call. It's all very well burning the stuff we don't want but we need to know what we do want.
Want do we want?
Sex!
When do we want it?
Now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Parents that let their ill educated children wear jeans around their knees in the case of boys or as prostitutes for the girls. Hoodies, if your child wants to wear a hoody, buy it in flouresant orange with his/her name on the back, much less likely to shop lift wearing such a garment!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot.
what do we want..
no more.
people who stop dead,
people who barge past you.
copies of 50 shades
copies of barred to play
women who wipes thier bogies on the wall..
umm dont roll of the tongue as a chant , think it needs more work..
Obi started this riot - where is he? We need a rallying call. It's all very well burning the stuff we don't want but we need to know what we do want.
Want do we want?
Sex!
When do we want it?
Now!"
Sorry! Been out having sex!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot.
what do we want..
no more.
people who stop dead,
people who barge past you.
copies of 50 shades
copies of barred to play
women who wipes thier bogies on the wall..
umm dont roll of the tongue as a chant , think it needs more work..
Obi started this riot - where is he? We need a rallying call. It's all very well burning the stuff we don't want but we need to know what we do want.
Want do we want?
Sex!
When do we want it?
Now!
Sorry! Been out having sex! "
Always the way... start a riot and then slope off for fun forgetting that the fires are burning. Good job I am outside your age range or I'd be over there giving you what for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!"
I'm safe phew! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!"
Are you having a bad day by any chance?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!"
You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!
I'm safe phew!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!
Are you having a bad day by any chance? "
A bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!
You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex."
Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!
You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.
Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood?? "
I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!
You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.
Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??
I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!
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I'm at work, this might be a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!
You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.
Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??
I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!
I'm at work, this might be a problem "
True, but then burning people tends to be frowned upon at work too. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??
I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!
I'm at work, this might be a problem
True, but then burning people tends to be frowned upon at work too. "
Not if you are the Witch Finder General. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??
I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!
I'm at work, this might be a problem
True, but then burning people tends to be frowned upon at work too.
Not if you are the Witch Finder General."
I knew I'd missed my calling. Drat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No the nasty kind - just a fun 'Fab Riot'!!
I'm building the compulsory fire!
First thing in chucking on is every sodding copy of 50 shades I can find!
What fuel can you lot provide??"
don't think ya'll need much else, that may take so o o m e t i i m e |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????
Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!
You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.
Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??
I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!
I'm at work, this might be a problem
True, but then burning people tends to be frowned upon at work too. "
You've not met the boss! I'm sure my colleagues would love to help me throw him on! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well the fires all but gone out!
And since petrol's so damn pricey - I'm chucking on all the paperwork i'm meant to do today, next doors for sale board (she's too cute to move!) and a bottle of ouzo I really shouldn't have ever bought ( or drank any of! Boak! ) to get it going again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heading over to sub BBW for marshmallows and whilst I'm there I'll leave my doors open so anyone wanting stuff for the bonfire can go in and clear out all my junk, take whatever you choose, very little of value either monetary or sentimental, those things I can fit into a shoebox.
Actually, why not just move the bonfire over to my house, burn the whole thing down for me, just tell me when so I can take out some insurance |
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