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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your stool? "Oh come on Kitty. Laxatives !  | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your stool?
Oh come on Kitty. Laxatives ! " or a hot curry | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your stool?
Oh come on Kitty. Laxatives ! "Oh my, what a typo to have made  FML. I'm just going to go with it haha | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your stool?
Oh come on Kitty. Laxatives !
or a hot curry "I prefer sneaky solutions  | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your stool?
Oh come on Kitty. Laxatives !
Oh my, what a typo to have made FML. I'm just going to go with it haha"You didn't. It's my manipulative fingers | |||
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"Oh wait! You cheeky thing, I see what you did there "
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"Nothing worse than a smelly or foul tasting pussy " Why | |||
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"Nothing worse than a smelly or foul tasting pussy Why" "Foul smelling" might be the clue lol | |||
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"If she doesn't want us to strip each other down while kissing as a part of foreplay "Interesting, so you don't like a striptease while you watch? | |||
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"Nothing worse than a smelly or foul tasting pussy Why "Foul smelling" might be the clue lol"
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your stool?
Oh come on Kitty. Laxatives !
Oh my, what a typo to have made FML. I'm just going to go with it haha
You didn't. It's my manipulative fingers "That was very subtle  | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny !" Why? Just blow them away like a dandelion | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Why? Just blow them away like a dandelion "^^ and make a wish  | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Why? Just blow them away like a dandelion " | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny !" Pesky stuff, toilet paper | |||
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"If she doesn't want us to strip each other down while kissing as a part of foreplay
Interesting, so you don't like a striptease while you watch?"Nah, just lemme get my hands on you  | |||
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"If she doesn't want us to strip each other down while kissing as a part of foreplay
Interesting, so you don't like a striptease while you watch?
Nah, just lemme get my hands on you "Hmmm didn't think of this. I personally hate someone undressing me, didn't know it could be a turn off! Noted | |||
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"Over the top porn level screaming 'YES'.... So fake... Much prefer the organic moans and groans...." What if you're just that good? | |||
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"Prudes?? " I hear ya | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Why? Just blow them away like a dandelion "Juat swallow..we do | |||
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"Prudes?? I hear ya " I read that as prunes | |||
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"Ladies who take offence to biscuit or cake crumbs in the bed "Agreed mate .. So bloody fussy those women | |||
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"Prudes?? I hear ya " | |||
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"I'm going with pointy elbows "Elbow pads allowed? | |||
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"Last nights jizz still on her back "Yes.. but necklaces are ok.. right? | |||
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"Last nights jizz still on her back
Yes.. but necklaces are ok.. right?"Of course | |||
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"Being quiet, this has only happened once though and she did pre warn that she doesn't ever make any noise but it was strange " I find that off putting with guys who are totally silent, it's eerie | |||
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"I'm going with pointy elbows
Elbow pads allowed? "As long as they're covered | |||
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"Being quiet, this has only happened once though and she did pre warn that she doesn't ever make any noise but it was strange " Yes...I like a bit of encouragement ...a moan here a groan there...everywhere a groan | |||
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"Being quiet, this has only happened once though and she did pre warn that she doesn't ever make any noise but it was strange Yes...I like a bit of encouragement ...a moan here a groan there...everywhere a groan " If I'm quiet, something is wrong | |||
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"Genuinely not turned on by receiving oral. It bores me. I love to give. " If it bores you, you’ve not had the right person suck your cock. | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Why? Just blow them away like a dandelion "Hahaha! Brilliant reply! | |||
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"Being quiet, this has only happened once though and she did pre warn that she doesn't ever make any noise but it was strange I find that off putting with guys who are totally silent, it's eerie" Exactly, it's like porn with no sound | |||
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(although I'd have hoped I'd done my research well in advance!) | |||
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"When the strap on is huge" It should at least start small before you switch to the monster cock | |||
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"Prudes?? I hear ya I read that as prunes "So did I! Annabella. | |||
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"If she doesn't want us to strip each other down while kissing as a part of foreplay
Interesting, so you don't like a striptease while you watch?
Nah, just lemme get my hands on you
Hmmm didn't think of this. I personally hate someone undressing me, didn't know it could be a turn off! Noted "Ahhh right, why is that? To me, both of us just undressing ourselves feels a bit mechanical and "let's just get down to it" sort of thing | |||
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"Genuinely not turned on by receiving oral. It bores me. I love to give. " Very clever answer. Just takes one competitive lady nearby wanting to prove something | |||
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"If she walks in wearing a Liverpool/Man City/Leeds United shirt.
(although I'd have hoped I'd done my research well in advance!)"Just sneak a Man United shirt on her while she's asleep | |||
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"Being quiet, this has only happened once though and she did pre warn that she doesn't ever make any noise but it was strange Yes...I like a bit of encouragement ...a moan here a groan there...everywhere a groan If I'm quiet, something is wrong "Same for me...then it's time for the golden shot...left a bit right a bit ..shoot. failing that grab their head, hand, cock or ass | |||
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"If she walks in wearing a Liverpool/Man City/Leeds United shirt.
(although I'd have hoped I'd done my research well in advance!)"don't you like your girls dirty ? | |||
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"If they are wearing ugly underwear thats an instant turn off for me or non matching underwear or odd socks "I'm always curious about non matching. I sometimes mix it up with colours - like a red bra and black thong, would that kill your buzz? | |||
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"Being quiet, this has only happened once though and she did pre warn that she doesn't ever make any noise but it was strange Yes...I like a bit of encouragement ...a moan here a groan there...everywhere a groan If I'm quiet, something is wrong
Same for me...then it's time for the golden shot...left a bit right a bit ..shoot.
failing that grab their head, hand, cock or ass "I always hit the right spot | |||
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"If they are wearing ugly underwear thats an instant turn off for me or non matching underwear or odd socks
I'm always curious about non matching. I sometimes mix it up with colours - like a red bra and black thong, would that kill your buzz?"Red and black always works for me | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Why? Just blow them away like a dandelion
Hahaha! Brilliant reply! "Bits around the tradesman's is also off putting Lol | |||
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"Being quiet, this has only happened once though and she did pre warn that she doesn't ever make any noise but it was strange Yes...I like a bit of encouragement ...a moan here a groan there...everywhere a groan If I'm quiet, something is wrong
Same for me...then it's time for the golden shot...left a bit right a bit ..shoot.
failing that grab their head, hand, cock or ass
I always hit the right spot "I bet you do | |||
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"If she walks in wearing a Liverpool/Man City/Leeds United shirt.
(although I'd have hoped I'd done my research well in advance!)don't you like your girls dirty ? "Dirty yes. Contaminated no. | |||
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"When hers is bigger than mine "It's give and take aint it | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good "They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good "To be honest, I think some of us are just happy to take part | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good "Or wear a Man United top, although it's a good opportunity to rip one | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances "Exactly this | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances "Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
To be honest, I think some of us are just happy to take part "I talking to a male friend about bj's and he said the same thing....guys are just happy to be there they don't care how it's done. A warm wet mouth is works well. | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances "
Or so many women fall foul of the top two, we don't get to find out what else there is ...
(Non fab girls of course. ) | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances "Noooo, life’s too short for crap sex | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense "Maybe just one with imaginary friends or something | |||
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"When she actually speaks to you "I'm mute, we're good mystique | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense "Not me, I want great sex or what's the point in getting dirty | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Noooo, life’s too short for crap sex "In-fucking-deed! Do the deed | |||
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"When she actually speaks to you
I'm mute, we're good mystique "You can’t speak with your mouthful | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Why? Just blow them away like a dandelion "Lmao | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Not me, I want great sex or what's the point in getting dirty "I feel you...I want something worth shaving for! | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
To be honest, I think some of us are just happy to take part
I talking to a male friend about bj's and he said the same thing....guys are just happy to be there they don't care how it's done.
A warm wet mouth is works well."I don't quite get that. By that logic, a male has a warm wet mouth too | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Not me, I want great sex or what's the point in getting dirty
I feel you...I want something worth shaving for! "Oh I feel this. I once had a date cancelled at the last minute and I was more cross because it was AFTER I'd spent an hour removing every hair below my eyes | |||
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"When hers is bigger than mine
It's give and take aint it "Your right there haha | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Not me, I want great sex or what's the point in getting dirty
I feel you...I want something worth shaving for!
Oh I feel this. I once had a date cancelled at the last minute and I was more cross because it was AFTER I'd spent an hour removing every hair below my eyes "Oh Kitty yes...it takes time to be fabulous! And disappointing when things don't go to plan | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Not me, I want great sex or what's the point in getting dirty
I feel you...I want something worth shaving for!
Oh I feel this. I once had a date cancelled at the last minute and I was more cross because it was AFTER I'd spent an hour removing every hair below my eyes "That would really piss me off, it's a mission shaving down south | |||
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"Farting during sex, I know it’s only natural and I don’t have a problem with farting normally, but during sex it just puts me right off" It makes rimming more of a give and take arrangement | |||
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"Oh wait! You cheeky thing, I see what you did there
That's my thing. "Hilarious | |||
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"Farting during sex, I know it’s only natural and I don’t have a problem with farting normally, but during sex it just puts me right off" Not even a fanny fart? | |||
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"A wiffy kipper. " Howling Fishermen's cuff | |||
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"A woman who thinks she's doing me a favour." Aren’t we all? | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense "Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex! | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex! "But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good | |||
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"When hers is bigger than mine
It's give and take aint it
Your right there haha "Happy belated birthday wishes to you. BTW you look like you could take it!  | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your tool? "Her attitude. | |||
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"A woman who thinks she's doing me a favour. Aren’t we all? "Amen to that | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your tool?
Her attitude."Care to elaborate? | |||
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"A woman who thinks she's doing me a favour. Aren’t we all?
Amen to that " | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Not me, I want great sex or what's the point in getting dirty
I feel you...I want something worth shaving for!
Oh I feel this. I once had a date cancelled at the last minute and I was more cross because it was AFTER I'd spent an hour removing every hair below my eyes
Oh Kitty yes...it takes time to be fabulous! And disappointing when things don't go to plan "That’s so true ladies! | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good "That is so not true ! Bad pizza is like a rotten egg. Or spoilt milk. It has to be perfect | |||
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"If she wants a kiss and cuddle "That does the complete opposite for me. | |||
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"If she wants a kiss and cuddle
That does the complete opposite for me. "Me too, I love a kiss and cuddle. I'm very affectionate in bed  | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny !" Don't buy cheap toilet paper | |||
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"If she wants a kiss and cuddle
That does the complete opposite for me.
Me too, I love a kiss and cuddle. I'm very affectionate in bed "Deep passionate kissing is a must in my books | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Don't buy cheap toilet paper "At least it’s proof she wipes | |||
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"Farting during sex, I know it’s only natural and I don’t have a problem with farting normally, but during sex it just puts me right off" Have you never farted during sex? | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Don't buy cheap toilet paper
At least it’s proof she wipes "Dries off after washing. Or we could wipe our wet fannies on your best towels | |||
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"Farting during sex, I know it’s only natural and I don’t have a problem with farting normally, but during sex it just puts me right off Have you never farted during sex?" Not nice if in 69 and it goes right up your nose | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Don't buy cheap toilet paper
At least it’s proof she wipes
Dries off after washing. Or we could wipe our wet fannies on your best towels " | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good "Er, no it isn't! | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
That is so not true !
Bad pizza is like a rotten egg. Or spoilt milk. It has to be perfect "Not sure I want to try the pizzas you're trying | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Don't buy cheap toilet paper
At least it’s proof she wipes
Dries off after washing. Or we could wipe our wet fannies on your best towels "Or just wipe it on my face | |||
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"Farting during sex, I know it’s only natural and I don’t have a problem with farting normally, but during sex it just puts me right off" just put a match to it, and enjoy the extra thrust. | |||
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"If she wants a kiss and cuddle
That does the complete opposite for me.
Me too, I love a kiss and cuddle. I'm very affectionate in bed "Good to know | |||
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"Farting during sex, I know it’s only natural and I don’t have a problem with farting normally, but during sex it just puts me right off just put a match to it, and enjoy the extra thrust. " | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
That is so not true !
Bad pizza is like a rotten egg. Or spoilt milk. It has to be perfect
Not sure I want to try the pizzas you're trying " | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Don't buy cheap toilet paper
At least it’s proof she wipes
Dries off after washing. Or we could wipe our wet fannies on your best towels
Or just wipe it on my face "You could just lick it clean | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good "I’ve honestly never had bad sex. | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
That is so not true !
Bad pizza is like a rotten egg. Or spoilt milk. It has to be perfect
Not sure I want to try the pizzas you're trying " | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
That is so not true !
Bad pizza is like a rotten egg. Or spoilt milk. It has to be perfect
Not sure I want to try the pizzas you're trying
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
I’ve honestly never had bad sex. "I can fix that  | |||
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"Putting on terrible (to my taste) music. Like a Led Zepellin, I just can't rise after that. "What about the "Cheeky Girls"? | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
I’ve honestly never had bad sex.
I can fix that "Hahahahaha that’s made me laugh out loud | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Don't buy cheap toilet paper
At least it’s proof she wipes
Dries off after washing. Or we could wipe our wet fannies on your best towels
Or just wipe it on my face
You could just lick it clean "As long as it didn’t remind me of Captain Birdseye | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Don't buy cheap toilet paper
At least it’s proof she wipes
Dries off after washing. Or we could wipe our wet fannies on your best towels
Or just wipe it on my face
You could just lick it clean
As long as it didn’t remind me of Captain Birdseye "Do you want it washed or what? | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good
They probably do. But being honest about them would possibly lower their already low meeting chances
Lol so they'd rather have crap sex that turns them off, than no sex. Gotcha, makes perfect sense
Unfortunately I have learned that for some guys, even when they're getting the 'most amazing sex they've ever had' they'll still go behind your back and go after the shit shag too. Personally I'd rather have amazing sex less frequently than sub par crap sex regularly, I just don't see the point if it's not great sex!
But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
I’ve honestly never had bad sex.
I can fix that " | |||
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"Bits of toilet paper around the Fanny ! Don't buy cheap toilet paper
At least it’s proof she wipes
Dries off after washing. Or we could wipe our wet fannies on your best towels
Or just wipe it on my face
You could just lick it clean
As long as it didn’t remind me of Captain Birdseye
Do you want it washed or what? "I’m sure yours is scented like summer meadows whenever she’s out to play | |||
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"When hers is bigger than mine
It's give and take aint it
Your right there haha
Happy belated birthday wishes to you.
BTW you look like you could take it! "thank you maybe you should find out | |||
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"A woman who thinks she's doing me a favour. Aren’t we all?
Amen to that "I think it's the other way around | |||
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"Putting on terrible (to my taste) music. Like a Led Zepellin, I just can't rise after that.
What about the "Cheeky Girl"? "Oh no, she's one of my favourites | |||
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"Her talking about her husband "After reading the string I find this the nicest thing that could happen now lol Just gone right off sex for some insane reason | |||
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"Putting on terrible (to my taste) music. Like a Led Zepellin, I just can't rise after that. "It's ok . They might install a sideway lift on that Stairway to Heaven soon | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your tool?
Her attitude.
Care to elaborate?"Because of what we enjoy its usually people who engage in kink shaming and have no desire to educate or appreciate why people like the things they do. | |||
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"A woman who thinks she's doing me a favour. Aren’t we all?
Amen to that
I think it's the other way around "There, there my lovely..leave the thinking us | |||
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"Her talking about her husband
After reading the string I find this the nicest thing that could happen now lol
Just gone right off sex for some insane reason " | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your tool? "Lack of/or no foreplay and the inability to reciprocate a good snog!!! Nobody likes the washing machine tongue motion, blergh!!! | |||
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"A woman who thinks she's doing me a favour. Aren’t we all?
Amen to that
I think it's the other way around
There, there my lovely..leave the thinking us "We save you batteries, so also help the environment | |||
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"Her talking about her husband
After reading the string I find this the nicest thing that could happen now lol
Just gone right off sex for some insane reason "
That made me laugh so hysterically and out of proportion! I scrolled up and you are so right.. | |||
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"A woman who thinks she's doing me a favour. Aren’t we all?
Amen to that
I think it's the other way around
There, there my lovely..leave the thinking us
We save you batteries, so also help the environment "I like to be environmentally friendly | |||
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"Her talking about her husband
After reading the string I find this the nicest thing that could happen now lol
Just gone right off sex for some insane reason
That made me laugh so hysterically and out of proportion! I scrolled up and you are so right.. "Yup, eyes and ears now officially closed | |||
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"A woman who thinks she's doing me a favour. Aren’t we all?
Amen to that
I think it's the other way around
There, there my lovely..leave the thinking us
We save you batteries, so also help the environment
I like to be environmentally friendly "Me too, sex saves the environment | |||
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"Seems guys don't have that many turn offs though... So long as we show enthusiasm and don't smell like crap, apparently it's all good "that's all you need to do....and maybe use fanny flannels | |||
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"Over the top porn level screaming 'YES'.... So fake... Much prefer the organic moans and groans.... What if you're just that good? "Now that's a thought that's going to fester...... | |||
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"Last nights jizz still on her back "Is everywhere else ok then ? | |||
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"Last nights jizz still on her back
Is everywhere else ok then ?
"Well I'd hope she'd cleaned her teeth and used some mouthwash too. Night old spunk from another guys cock can't be pleasant | |||
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"Last nights jizz still on her back
Is everywhere else ok then ?
"A good Sniper will hit a target... not a good sniper btw but will big up the good ones | |||
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"What's your biggest turn off in the bedroom? We've heard from the ladies, now it's your turn - what's a sure fire way to soften your tool? "Tissue paper around the Nun or Booty hole | |||
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"Last nights jizz still on her back
Is everywhere else ok then ?
Well I'd hope she'd cleaned her teeth and used some mouthwash too. Night old spunk from another guys cock can't be pleasant "most is unpleasant when fresh ! | |||
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