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My mate fancies you.... the Smutty Monday edition

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Because it's Monday, and my mates are raging smutbuckets (they had best prove me right else I'll be cranky).... come do this people

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In ya smutty minded lot !!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

In for a bit

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for a bit

You're just smut

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tmontana1, you lucky man, my smutty sexy mate says....

Fancy gracing my kitchen one morning like that to cook me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In while I work. That's work.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Can I join in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tmontana1, you lucky man, my smutty sexy mate says....

Fancy gracing my kitchen one morning like that to cook me breakfast

Oooo is happily cook this sexy friend of yours breakfast

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Can I join in?

Yes x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

It was not him xxx

Rolf

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

It was not him xxx

Rolf "

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

Thank god for the global warming eh?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

It was not him xxx

Rolf "

I get the bloody blame for everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This sexy fella has just made me go all mushy and not in a lady goo way....

Hippychick - You know who is beautiful? Read the first word again x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

It was not him xxx

Rolf

I get the bloody blame for everything

"
was it you

???

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

It was not him xxx

Rolf "

Rolf? Jeez that’s worse

Of course it was him. Nobody else would be so crude

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

It was not him xxx

Rolf

I get the bloody blame for everything

was it you

???"

You know it wasn’t Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can play for a bit (insert fingers crossed emoji)

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Posh my hunky friend says you better buy the blue tack my gorgeous love xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Go on then, send me smut

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

It was not him xxx

Rolf

Rolf? Jeez that’s worse

Of course it was him. Nobody else would be so crude

It was not him x

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh _ea monkey!! My very sexy mate asked me to ask you....

Please ask _ea monkey if he would like to get sweaty with me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Noooooorrrrrraaaaaa you goddess.

My sexy mate says.....

Please say to Nora

I want to smash your back doors in

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Go on then, send me smut

Are you wanking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in, today’s been the Mondayest Monday ever

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Nora

My hot handsome friend says when can he explore you and rim your

Ring piece

(Anonymous please)

Please tell Mr Mystique when hell freezes over

It was not him xxx

Rolf

Rolf? Jeez that’s worse

Of course it was him. Nobody else would be so crude

Ok I added a bit

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By *ales lookingMan over a year ago

gwynedd

In lolz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry ignore my last… that was meant as a private message…

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in... if I'm lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry ignore my last… that was meant as a private message…

But I’m in

could do with a distraction

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Sorry ignore my last… that was meant as a private message…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Piscean Dream you lucky, lucky, lucky sexpot.

My gorgeous mate says she's got the handcuffs ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Posh... My secret mate would love to join the boob squish gang !

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Noooooorrrrrraaaaaa you goddess.

My sexy mate says.....

Please say to Nora

I want to smash your back doors in

. That’s definitely him

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Noooooorrrrrraaaaaa you goddess.

My sexy mate says.....

Please say to Nora

I want to smash your back doors in

. That’s definitely him "

That's him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In for the smut & glut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got no mates

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Oh _ea monkey!! My very sexy mate asked me to ask you....

Please ask _ea monkey if he would like to get sweaty with me

It all depends who it is, if it’s mr mystique, then absolutely but if it’s Nora, then absolutely

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"I’ve got no mates"

You have x

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh _ea monkey!! My very sexy mate asked me to ask you....

Please ask _ea monkey if he would like to get sweaty with me

It all depends who it is, if it’s mr mystique, then absolutely but if it’s Nora, then absolutely "

we’d just argue about who’s going on top

Wasn’t me btw x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll play

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Noooooorrrrrraaaaaa you goddess.

My sexy mate says.....

Please say to Nora

I want to smash your back doors in

. That’s definitely him

That's him

Sorry to disappoint

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another for the sexy TMontana....

Please tell TMontana if he cooks me dinner he can do what he wants to me

And trust me, my mate is sexy as hell. You wanna do her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nora my famous friend wants to know if you will allow me to tickle that little red flower shaped prolapse thing that hangs out of your arse after a bumming please …. I’m just the messenger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh my hunky friend says you better buy the blue tack my gorgeous love xx"

Consider it done

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora my famous friend wants to know if you will allow me to tickle that little red flower shaped prolapse thing that hangs out of your arse after a bumming please …. I’m just the messenger

. For fucks sake. I’m howling

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi Posh... My secret mate would love to join the boob squish gang !"

Oooooh who's your mate?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Nora my famous friend wants to know if you will allow me to tickle that little red flower shaped prolapse thing that hangs out of your arse after a bumming please …. I’m just the messenger

. For fucks sake. I’m howling "
that's him

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Bella. Stinky arse says - Tell bella shes beautiful and adorable xxx

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By *0astMan over a year ago

Discovering

Just in time, am in, but you’ll have to nudge me if I fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another for the sexy TMontana....

Please tell TMontana if he cooks me dinner he can do what he wants to me

And trust me, my mate is sexy as hell. You wanna do her

Oh really … how about you let me know what you want cooking and we can sort this out

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By *uddly GoblinMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in for a laugh

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Deeds of the flesh

My beauty of a mate says do you want a friend and a long sexy shag xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Deeds of the flesh

My beauty of a mate says do you want a friend and a long sexy shag xx

Wrong emoji

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Deeds of the flesh

My beauty of a mate says do you want a friend and a long sexy shag xx

Wrong emoji

Wtf

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A very sexy lady would like me to ask Bellaseas if you two can get your boobs together soon

PS. Can I come!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A very sexy lady would like me to ask Bellaseas if you two can get your boobs together soon

PS. Can I come!

"
if that happens we will all come !

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Bella. Stinky arse says - Tell bella shes beautiful and adorable xxx"

Nora???

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Smut? Send away…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My old mucker says ... Can you tell Bellaseas that if she sings me any Lana del Rey song then I’ll give her a little flash of my knob!

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Bella. Stinky arse says - Tell bella shes beautiful and adorable xxx

Nora???"

Omg can we leave my arse out of everything!

. Wasn’t me Bella but I agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo DotF, my babe pal says 'tell Deeds of the flesh he can be my mate if he wants. But I keep my mates very, very close..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gorgeous Posh! Here's one for you from my v hot friend

Can I get in the bath with you, I’ll wash your hair, and soap your delicious boobies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A very sexy lady would like me to ask Bellaseas if you two can get your boobs together soon

PS. Can I come!

Ohhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bella. Stinky arse says - Tell bella shes beautiful and adorable xxx

Nora???"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder my love!

My sexy mate says you are always a girl that makes him smile x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mr Mystique my gorgeous friend said can you wash your own smegma cock and rotten balls in your own dirty skanky

Sink

Good night x

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Posh my very sexy friend says....

You are a gorgeous lady and I’m

Glad you’re feeling better.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Gorgeous Posh! Here's one for you from my v hot friend

Can I get in the bath with you, I’ll wash your hair, and soap your delicious boobies

Nora?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Gorgeous Posh! Here's one for you from my v hot friend

Can I get in the bath with you, I’ll wash your hair, and soap your delicious boobies

Nora?

Nope. But I will.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh my very sexy friend says....

You are a gorgeous lady and I’m

Glad you’re feeling better."

Tell him thanks. And thanks for Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My super gorgeous mate says

Tell _ea monkey and Mystique that if they're getting sweaty together I'd like to be in between. Same applies if it's Nora

Can I come too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Gorgeous Posh! Here's one for you from my v hot friend

Can I get in the bath with you, I’ll wash your hair, and soap your delicious boobies

Nora?

Nope. But I will.

This is sounding like a threesome.....

Anyone brave enough to own up?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nora

Posh

Bella

Saffy

A guy wants to rub oil on all your tits

Yeah good luck with that x

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Not So Posh you filthy minx… my lovely friend said that he will bring the towels and you can bring the smile

pure filth….

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Tinder my love!

My sexy mate says you are always a girl that makes him smile x"

awww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One from a total hottie

Can you please tell Mayakei

Can I peel you out of those fishnets, and give you a relaxing massage after your tough day?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Ok Saff - Stifflers mum ask if you’ve melted the penis yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Posh my love , this is a lovely message :

Thanks posh, for always being a good friend to talk to on bad days x

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Ok Saff - Stifflers mum ask if you’ve melted the penis yet?

It combusted!!!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Mr Mystique my gorgeous friend said can you wash your own smegma cock and rotten balls in your own dirty skanky

Sink

Good night x"

I know who this

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bellaseas you are simply irresistible, you are my favourite notification Xx

That's from my sexy mate.... but you're one of mine too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Mystique my gorgeous friend said can you wash your own smegma cock and rotten balls in your own dirty skanky

Sink

Good night x"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mr Mystique my gorgeous friend said can you wash your own smegma cock and rotten balls in your own dirty skanky

Sink

Good night x

I know who this

Who

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mr Mystique my gorgeous friend said can you wash your own smegma cock and rotten balls in your own dirty skanky

Sink

Good night x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One from a total hottie

Can you please tell Mayakei

Can I peel you out of those fishnets, and give you a relaxing massage after your tough day?"

Oh absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bellaseas you are simply irresistible, you are my favourite notification Xx

That's from my sexy mate.... but you're one of mine too

Oh thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

" Not So Posh you filthy minx… my lovely friend said that he will bring the towels and you can bring the smile

pure filth…. "

Big, big pile of towels.

Erm..... you have a lot of friends though.... wanna be more specific?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My super gorgeous mate says

Tell _ea monkey and Mystique that if they're getting sweaty together I'd like to be in between. Same applies if it's Nora

Can I come too

That’s the second best offer I’ve had all day

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh my love , this is a lovely message :

Thanks posh, for always being a good friend to talk to on bad days x"

Oh it is.... and I have an inkling of who it might be. That's what friends are for and you do it for me too xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ever so sexy friend has asked if PaulTat and Bellaseas would fancy a threesome with her…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is this smutty you speak of? I know not what it is…

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

" Not So Posh you filthy minx… my lovely friend said that he will bring the towels and you can bring the smile

pure filth….

Big, big pile of towels.

Erm..... you have a lot of friends though.... wanna be more specific?

It’s a tough one.. I’ll make a brew and ponder it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Saffpants..... my sexy mate says....

Can you ask Saffron if she’ll allow me to blow on her bumhole hair again until she squirts my tomato plants please

I'm so hurt he never sends such sweet nothings to me. Obvs.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

" Not So Posh you filthy minx… my lovely friend said that he will bring the towels and you can bring the smile

pure filth….

Big, big pile of towels.

Erm..... you have a lot of friends though.... wanna be more specific?

It’s a tough one.. I’ll make a brew and ponder it.

I just lost coffee through my nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ever so sexy friend has asked if PaulTat and Bellaseas would fancy a threesome with her… "

Erm yes can your sexy friend please get in touch

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By *uddly GoblinMan over a year ago

Manchester

Saffron

My mate has asked if you'll let him blow on your bum hole hair again until you squirt on his tomato plants?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What is this smutty you speak of? I know not what it is…"

That's cos you're sweet

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Saffron

My mate has asked if you'll let him blow on your bum hole hair again until you squirt on his tomato plants?"

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

_estcountrydadbod you lovely sort… my gorgeous friend would like to say she loves your chats and can’t wait to meet you one day

You Jammy bugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in OP only because I’m sorry about your wand

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Mr Mystique, you lucky sod. My very sexy friend said; Can you tell Mystique I hope he’s got plenty of spare soap for rubbing on my tits.

I’d top up on some shower gel from B&M if I were you

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

I'm in...not played this in forever

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Saffron

My mate has asked if you'll let him blow on your bum hole hair again until you squirt on his tomato plants?"

Ffs… thought you were tweezering the bum hair mr M?!?!?

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

I'm in ill be your mate as I doute anyone will send me anything

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

In for a bit of smut

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m in OP only because I’m sorry about your wand

Awww.... that's as good a reason as any

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Don't forget people.... half the fun is in the sending of messages!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

I’m in so you can all secretly declare you love for me

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Mr Mystique, you lucky sod. My very sexy friend said; Can you tell Mystique I hope he’s got plenty of spare soap for rubbing on my tits.

I’d top up on some shower gel from B&M if I were you"

Oohhh I do like big tits as well

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll pop in if not too late please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea... you lucky man, listen up

would you just say to _ea monkey that your mate says FAF

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Saffron

My mate has asked if you'll let him blow on your bum hole hair again until you squirt on his tomato plants?

Ffs… thought you were tweezering the bum hair mr M?!?!?"

It wasn’t me

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Tea... you lucky man, listen up

would you just say to _ea monkey that your mate says FAF"

That’s an interesting proposition! I’m unable to answer without knowing who…

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for the bearded guy from a real hottie

The bearded guy… I call trades descriptions as haven’t seen this facial fur… I like the way you post. You have a fascinating mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This absolute hottie days

Message for TinderGirl

I can not wait for that first kiss as I pull you closer to me

You lucky thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My old mucker says ... Can you tell Bellaseas that if she sings me any Lana del Rey song then I’ll give her a little flash of my knob!"

Always

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a real hunk

Could you tell bella I’ve a bottle of Rioja and the fire lit if she’d care to join me

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"_estcountrydadbod you lovely sort… my gorgeous friend would like to say she loves your chats and can’t wait to meet you one day

You Jammy bugger

Tell your mate thank you and I’m sure we can sort that out one day

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Tinder you lucky lady.. a proper fox would like you to know that you are more than she ever hoped to find here and she doesn’t want that to change

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Saffron

My mate has asked if you'll let him blow on your bum hole hair again until you squirt on his tomato plants?

Ffs… thought you were tweezering the bum hair mr M?!?!?

It wasn’t me

Ffs… who the hell has learnt from you?!?!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"This absolute hottie days

Message for TinderGirl

I can not wait for that first kiss as I pull you closer to me

You lucky thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Message for the bearded guy from a real hottie

The bearded guy… I call trades descriptions as haven’t seen this facial fur… I like the way you post. You have a fascinating mind"

If the real hottie wants to see the beard she only has to ask in person

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cockosaurus you stud....

My sexy mate says you're hot and she reckons she would....

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

[Removed by poster at 13/09/21 19:30:54]

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooh posh you lucky thing

Message for posh ..I'd love to twang her knicker elastic...if she's wearing any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join? Xx

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Slides in for a little bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[Smut encouraged by poster at 13/09/21 19:30:54]"

FIFY Tinder

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oooh posh you lucky thing

Message for posh ..I'd love to twang her knicker elastic...if she's wearing any"

Erm..... funny story.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhhhh I've pretty much missed it all

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ohhhhhh I've pretty much missed it all

This is me. There will be more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nora.... this hottie says

I’m loving the new pic. You’re looking hot

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora.... this hottie says

I’m loving the new pic. You’re looking hot

Aw thank you. Wasn’t sure about that pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hippy one for you.... this is bloody lovely !

Every day I thank god he cast you aside as an Angel and you graced us with your heavily beauty on here on earth x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hippy one for you.... this is bloody lovely !

Every day I thank god he cast you aside as an Angel and you graced us with your heavily beauty on here on earth x"

Oh this is lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bella this ones for you

Bellaseas… your banter is almost as beautiful as you.

He’s right

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Hippychick you got Mail

And this absolutely delightful and gorgeous person would like to say that you brighten their every day

Cute

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says....

Could you send this to MrsSapphire please?

Glad you made it! Seeing your smile always brightens my day. Fancy sharing a melon?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Piscean Dream you lucky, lucky, lucky sexpot.

My gorgeous mate says she's got the handcuffs ready

Behave you, they are going on your wrists and not mine

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Can you please tell Mrs Sapphire that she may have missed most of the thread but I’m very glad she showed up! Shame she is so shocking at replying to messages

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Hey Posh,

My absolute dish of a mate says that you won’t be missing your wand when they finally get their hands on you, it’s them you will be missing

I believe them as well!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Welshkinky you gorgeous man....

My sexy mate says

I’m going to ruin you when I finally get my hands on you.

Can we join forces on you?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey Posh,

My absolute dish of a mate says that you won’t be missing your wand when they finally get their hands on you, it’s them you will be missing

I believe them as well!

I won't? Ooooh..... your mate is as good as my wand? Tell your mate to get in my box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My sexy mate says....

Could you send this to MrsSapphire please?

Glad you made it! Seeing your smile always brightens my day. Fancy sharing a melon?"

Honey or water?

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By *ave DevineMan over a year ago

Birmingham

May I join in xx

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Welshkinky you gorgeous man....

My sexy mate says

I’m going to ruin you when I finally get my hands on you.

Can we join forces on you?

I’m a little bit scared now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

TG.... you beaut.

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell _indergirl that she is gorgeous and has a hell of a lot of sex appeal. Shame about distance

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Welshkinky you gorgeous man....

My sexy mate says

I’m going to ruin you when I finally get my hands on you.

Can we join forces on you?

I’m a little bit scared now

You'll die happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This absolute hottie says

Please tell Bella I would love to pay lots of attention to her lips, North and South and that I think she's incredible

Do it

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

In also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bella this ones for you

Bellaseas… your banter is almost as beautiful as you.

He’s right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This absolute hottie says

Please tell Bella I would love to pay lots of attention to her lips, North and South and that I think she's incredible

Do it

Ohhh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MrsSapphire.... you lucky lady, you've an offer from a hottie....

Please tell sapphire it's always nice to see her even if late and she would be late for most things if I got my hands on her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you please tell Mrs Sapphire that she may have missed most of the thread but I’m very glad she showed up! Shame she is so shocking at replying to messages

Always picking on me!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MrsS.....

A reply from melon man....

Water, there is no point going for honey, as it could never be as sweet as you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This gorgeous friend says

Can you tell Kylie I'm super excited about her boob news... And want to know if they will pass the pencil test

I’m exited about your boob news too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This gorgeous friend says

Can you tell Kylie I'm super excited about her boob news... And want to know if they will pass the pencil test

I’m exited about your boob news too

Awww thanks guys!! Xx

What’s the pencil test tho

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"TG.... you beaut.

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell _indergirl that she is gorgeous and has a hell of a lot of sex appeal. Shame about distance"

Only an issue if you make it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

To the sexy Cuddly Goblin....

My gorgeous mate says she really would like to find out how cuddly you can be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In !

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Welsh Kinky, dude my incredibly sexy mate says she will give you an exhibition in Coventry you won't forget

You’d be a fool to say no!

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