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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

Send me your broken toys ladies and I’ll bring them back to life.

Terms & Conditions apply

Your vibrator could be at risk if you don’t keep up with your payments in kind

Love and Peace

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Butt plugs his speciality ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a small business idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a small business idea "

That depends on the vibrator.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

My friend wants to know if you do call outs.....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Butt plugs his speciality ladies... "

A free butt plug with every repair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a small business idea

That depends on the vibrator."

Are you proding for my size preference?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a small business idea

That depends on the vibrator.

Are you proding for my size preference? "

Prodding even

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"What a small business idea "

It has big potential

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a small business idea

It has big potential "

Wide perspectives

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"My friend wants to know if you do call outs....."

Only on evenings why I get the business off the ground

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.

Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure.

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Business name " good vibrations"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.

Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure."

I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Business name " good vibrations" "

You’ve been thinking about this ‘gap’ in the market also haven’t you?

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Are you changing your name to Pat Test ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You're on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Also used underwear

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Are you changing your name to Pat Test ?"

Yes, I’ll give a little sticker as well

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You're on!"

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Also used underwear "

I’m currently on a sewing course and soon will be able to fix bust underwire issues with bras as well

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By *evoncream2017Couple  over a year ago

exeter

Vibrators make great battery testers. 2 sizes for the

Different types

High buzz good

Slow or know buzz duff

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By *evoncream2017Couple  over a year ago

exeter

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" Vibrators make great battery testers. 2 sizes for the

Different types

High buzz good

Slow or know buzz duff "

And if there’s a high charge then it’s follows with a lot of groaning

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

What happens if your big end's gone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"What happens if your big end's gone? "

I can take one from another I have off the shelf and make a hybrid frankenbrator

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed"

No. You suck while-you-wait

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed

No. You suck while-you-wait "

It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed

No. You suck while-you-wait

It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it "

You obviously don’t want your vibrator fixed that much then

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"What happens if your big end's gone?

I can take one from another I have off the shelf and make a hybrid frankenbrator "

oo it would have to have a big svanshtukker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed

No. You suck while-you-wait

It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it

You obviously don’t want your vibrator fixed that much then "

I just get a new one replacements aren’t hard to find lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"What happens if your big end's gone?

I can take one from another I have off the shelf and make a hybrid frankenbrator oo it would have to have a big svanshtukker "

Is that a fancy word for japs eye?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No"

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell "

After you have used your own

I have no vibrators

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell

After you have used your own

I have no vibrators

"

Ok, I’m not fixing your half an arm and fist dildo

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell

After you have used your own

I have no vibrators

Ok, I’m not fixing your half an arm and fist dildo "

Fix your own

Bumhole xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You're on!

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right? "

Thought this was a full service offer?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell

After you have used your own

I have no vibrators

Ok, I’m not fixing your half an arm and fist dildo

Fix your own

Bumhole xx"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You're on!

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?

Thought this was a full service offer?"

I have just the right payment plan for you

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Payment in kind what do you desire??

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You're on!

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?

Thought this was a full service offer?

I have just the right payment plan for you "

I'm in

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

You're gonna need a goo removal bath

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Payment in kind what do you desire??"

Anything as long as it doesn’t involve entering me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You're on!

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?

Thought this was a full service offer?

I have just the right payment plan for you

I'm in "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You're gonna need a goo removal bath "

What do you think Yasmeen’s mouth is for?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

I assume you need to personally assess the customer satisfaction following your repairs.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Payment in kind what do you desire??

Anything as long as it doesn’t involve entering me "

Aint no body wana enter that sewage tank

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I assume you need to personally assess the customer satisfaction following your repairs. "

Yes, this way I can personally rate my own service performance

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I assume you need to personally assess the customer satisfaction following your repairs.

Yes, this way I can personally rate my own service performance "

-0

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.

Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure.

I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget. "

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You're gonna need a goo removal bath

What do you think Yasmeen’s mouth is for? "

Catching

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Tarka trail

I do a mobile fanny shaving service. I call myself ! hair today, gone tamara.

I work very slowly.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Mine are used on men. Do I have to wash them before sending them to you?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.

Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure.

I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget.

Is it hot in here or is it just you? "

It’s just hot in here

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mine are used on men. Do I have to wash them before sending them to you?"

No he will lick them

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I do a mobile fanny shaving service. I call myself ! hair today, gone tamara.

I work very slowly.

"

This is like ice cream wars. Not on my patch

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Mine are used on men. Do I have to wash them before sending them to you?"

Just pop a peg in the bag for my nose and I’ll take a look

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are you changing your name to Pat Test ?

Yes, I’ll give a little sticker as well "

Cheers Pat

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Mine are used on men. Do I have to wash them before sending them to you?"
do you get them to work on men ..I've never found them any good

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