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over a year ago
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"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.
I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain. "
Your wish is my command.
Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.
I wish football to fall from popularity. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.
I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.
Your wish is my command.
Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.
I wish football to fall from popularity. "
Granted.
To be replaced by competitive paint drying.
I wish for an end to world hunger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.
I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.
Your wish is my command.
Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.
I wish football to fall from popularity.
Granted.
To be replaced by competitive paint drying.
I wish for an end to world hunger"
As you wish
Really tight Gastric bands for …everyone
Genie, I want everyone to be extremely attractive and confident! |
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"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.
I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.
Your wish is my command.
Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.
I wish football to fall from popularity.
Granted.
To be replaced by competitive paint drying.
I wish for an end to world hunger
As you wish
Really tight Gastric bands for …everyone
Genie, I want everyone to be extremely attractive and confident!"
Granted… everyone is now a massive narcissistic bell end
Genie, I want the effects of climate change to be immediately rectified |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.
I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.
Your wish is my command.
Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.
I wish football to fall from popularity.
Granted.
To be replaced by competitive paint drying.
I wish for an end to world hunger
As you wish
Really tight Gastric bands for …everyone
Genie, I want everyone to be extremely attractive and confident!
Granted… everyone is now a massive narcissistic bell end
Genie, I want the effects of climate change to be immediately rectified "
Granted.
There’s a new ice age.
I wish to have lots of sex |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.
I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.
Your wish is my command.
Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.
I wish football to fall from popularity.
Granted.
To be replaced by competitive paint drying.
I wish for an end to world hunger
As you wish
Really tight Gastric bands for …everyone
Genie, I want everyone to be extremely attractive and confident!
Granted… everyone is now a massive narcissistic bell end
Genie, I want the effects of climate change to be immediately rectified
Granted.
There’s a new ice age.
I wish to have lots of sex"
Granted.
But you never have an orgasm.
I want to never have to hang out laundry again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted.
But you never have an orgasm.
I want to never have to hang out laundry again"
Your wish is my command. *Kaboom*
Your dryer works a treat but your washing machine breaks down.
Genie, I wish to be a tall, handsome man!!
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
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"Granted.
But you never have an orgasm.
I want to never have to hang out laundry again
Your wish is my command. *Kaboom*
Your dryer works a treat but your washing machine breaks down.
Genie, I wish to be a tall, handsome man!!
"
Your wish is granted but you are invisible to women 
I wish to be energy abounding! |
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"Granted.
But you never have an orgasm.
I want to never have to hang out laundry again
Your wish is my command. *Kaboom*
Your dryer works a treat but your washing machine breaks down.
Genie, I wish to be a tall, handsome man!!
Your wish is granted but you are invisible to women
I wish to be energy abounding! "
Granted, you are now the Hulk. Huge gamma energy surplus.
I wish for a ten inch pianist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted. A virtuoso awaits you in your bedroom wearing a 10" strap-on.
I wish for the sex drive of a rutting rhino. "
As you wish.....you now have a penis that can't get an erection
Genie, grant me a night of passion she won't forget.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted. A virtuoso awaits you in your bedroom wearing a 10" strap-on.
I wish for the sex drive of a rutting rhino.
As you wish.....you now have a penis that can't get an erection
Genie, grant me a night of passion she won't forget. "
ok she catches you fucking her dad
genie make me get a meet off fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.
I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.
Your wish is my command.
Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.
I wish football to fall from popularity.
Granted.
To be replaced by competitive paint drying.
I wish for an end to world hunger"
Competitive paint drying sounds like a major step up in interest  . They said ruin it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted. A virtuoso awaits you in your bedroom wearing a 10" strap-on.
I wish for the sex drive of a rutting rhino.
As you wish.....you now have a penis that can't get an erection
Genie, grant me a night of passion she won't forget.
ok she catches you fucking her dad
genie make me get a meet off fab"
Granted. You meet your mum.
Grant me world peace |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Granted. You meet your mum.
Grant me world peace"
Granted everyone in the world is made deaf the genie assumes you mean peace as in quiet not lack of war
genie can i have a strawberry milkshake please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Granted. You meet your mum.
Grant me world peace
Granted everyone in the world is made deaf the genie assumes you mean peace as in quiet not lack of war
genie can i have a strawberry milkshake please"
Granted. You’re in the centre of an ocean of strawberry milkshake.
Can I please have the strength to get through Friday? It’s my fathers funeral.
# true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Granted. You meet your mum.
Grant me world peace
Granted everyone in the world is made deaf the genie assumes you mean peace as in quiet not lack of war
genie can i have a strawberry milkshake please
Granted. You’re in the centre of an ocean of strawberry milkshake.
Can I please have the strength to get through Friday? It’s my fathers funeral.
# true"
no witty reply to that but so sorry for your loss and hope you find the strength you need on a difficult day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Granted. You meet your mum.
Grant me world peace
Granted everyone in the world is made deaf the genie assumes you mean peace as in quiet not lack of war
genie can i have a strawberry milkshake please
Granted. You’re in the centre of an ocean of strawberry milkshake.
Can I please have the strength to get through Friday? It’s my fathers funeral.
# true
no witty reply to that but so sorry for your loss and hope you find the strength you need on a difficult day "
Thank you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back to the thread.
Can I have an orgasm please gene?
It only happens on a crowded bus
I wish for bigger muscles"
I don’t care where it happens
You’re facial muscles are outstanding
I’d like to be able to understand men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back to the thread.
Can I have an orgasm please gene?
It only happens on a crowded bus
I wish for bigger muscles
I don’t care where it happens
You’re facial muscles are outstanding
I’d like to be able to understand men"
Congratulations, you understand all football terminology
I wish for a quicker wit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back to the thread.
Can I have an orgasm please gene?
It only happens on a crowded bus
I wish for bigger muscles
I don’t care where it happens
You’re facial muscles are outstanding
I’d like to be able to understand men
Congratulations, you understand all football terminology
I wish for a quicker wit"
Oh god 
You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.
Wipe football from everyone’s mind.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god
You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.
Wipe football from everyone’s mind.
"
I don't see an issue with that
Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world 
I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god
You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.
Wipe football from everyone’s mind.
I don't see an issue with that
Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world
I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate"
Everyone will be asleep though!
You have a bar of Lindt chocolate the size of a house but it’s 50° Celsius
I’d like a snog from a man who I love. |
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"Oh god
You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.
Wipe football from everyone’s mind.
I don't see an issue with that
Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world
I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate
Everyone will be asleep though!
You have a bar of Lindt chocolate the size of a house but it’s 50° Celsius
I’d like a snog from a man who I love. "
Granted, everyone loves Santa Claus right?
I wish for a night of passionate sex with Salma Hayek |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Oh god
You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.
Wipe football from everyone’s mind.
I don't see an issue with that
Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world
I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate
Everyone will be asleep though!
You have a bar of Lindt chocolate the size of a house but it’s 50° Celsius
I’d like a snog from a man who I love.
Granted, everyone loves Santa Claus right?
I wish for a night of passionate sex with Salma Hayek "
Santa is a masked shoplifter who turns into a frog
I love making
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Oh god
You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.
Wipe football from everyone’s mind.
I don't see an issue with that
Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world
I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate
Everyone will be asleep though!
You have a bar of Lindt chocolate the size of a house but it’s 50° Celsius
I’d like a snog from a man who I love.
Granted, everyone loves Santa Claus right?
I wish for a night of passionate sex with Salma Hayek Santa is a masked shoplifter who turns into a frog
I love making
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oops make up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can do your make up for 12 hours a day but you have to apply it with a trowel and use Mr Mystique's bum juice as moisturiser.
I'd like to win the Tour De France. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but you were the only participant
I'd like the ability to fly
You can fly up to 3 inches in the air
I want work to be over already  "
You're sacked
I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge. |
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"Granted but you were the only participant
I'd like the ability to fly
You can fly up to 3 inches in the air
I want work to be over already
You're sacked
I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge."
Granted, his dick is now half the size of yours
I wish for world peace |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but you were the only participant
I'd like the ability to fly
You can fly up to 3 inches in the air
I want work to be over already
You're sacked
I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge."
Fine, granted
You are now 2’ tall while maintaining your size of your penis. Looks huge on you now
Genie, can I be reborn as a biological woman please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but you were the only participant
I'd like the ability to fly
You can fly up to 3 inches in the air
I want work to be over already
You're sacked
I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge.
Granted, his dick is now half the size of yours
I wish for world peace"
Fine,
Paris Hilton’s as world leaders, in every country around the globe 
Genie , I still am waiting for you to make me a biological woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but you were the only participant
I'd like the ability to fly
You can fly up to 3 inches in the air
I want work to be over already
You're sacked
I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge.
Fine, granted
You are now 2’ tall while maintaining your size of your penis. Looks huge on you now
Genie, can I be reborn as a biological woman please? "
Who says you’re not already a biological woman? Who ever gets their genes tested?
I’d like covid to just vanish from the world. |
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