Sorry Fab Forumites. I know I should stick to sex stuff, look at my cock sort of thing, but. It’s just that current girlfriend does it all the fucking time and as you can possibly tell, it’s starting to grate a little.
When she’s with her fellow singers, they all fucking do it!
“Key change”. Yeah , I fucking know!
Anyone prepared to take on an ageing shagger? Own teeth & hair, still with a sense of humour but it’s under threat.
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"Sorry Fab Forumites. I know I should stick to sex stuff, look at my cock sort of thing, but. It’s just that current girlfriend does it all the fucking time and as you can possibly tell, it’s starting to grate a little.
When she’s with her fellow singers, they all fucking do it!
“Key change”. Yeah , I fucking know!
Anyone prepared to take on an ageing shagger? Own teeth & hair, still with a sense of humour but it’s under threat.
DM to oldiewantsashag.com"
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"Sorry Fab Forumites. I know I should stick to sex stuff, look at my cock sort of thing, but. It’s just that current girlfriend does it all the fucking time and as you can possibly tell, it’s starting to grate a little.
When she’s with her fellow singers, they all fucking do it!
“Key change”. Yeah , I fucking know!
Anyone prepared to take on an ageing shagger? Own teeth & hair, still with a sense of humour but it’s under threat.
DM to oldiewantsashag.com
Beat her to it..... Do a countdown to it when you know its coming "
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"Sorry Fab Forumites. I know I should stick to sex stuff, look at my cock sort of thing, but. It’s just that current girlfriend does it all the fucking time and as you can possibly tell, it’s starting to grate a little.
When she’s with her fellow singers, they all fucking do it!
“Key change”. Yeah , I fucking know!
Anyone prepared to take on an ageing shagger? Own teeth & hair, still with a sense of humour but it’s under threat.
DM to oldiewantsashag.com
Beat her to it..... Do a countdown to it when you know its coming
Like it. What key should I do it in? "
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