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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So im 49 and im meeting a 27yr old woman next week in a bar for a drink, she has told me she wants me to finger her under the table whilst she rubs my cock,then she wants us to slip into the disabled toilet for a quick fuck....so what should I order? Fosters or guiness?

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By *ickyquimCouple  over a year ago

north west


"So im 49 and im meeting a 27yr old woman next week in a bar for a drink, she has told me she wants me to finger her under the table whilst she rubs my cock,then she wants us to slip into the disabled toilet for a quick fuck....so what should I order? Fosters or guiness? "

I would go for Guinness, it’s less gassy than fosters.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So im 49 and im meeting a 27yr old woman next week in a bar for a drink, she has told me she wants me to finger her under the table whilst she rubs my cock,then she wants us to slip into the disabled toilet for a quick fuck....so what should I order? Fosters or guiness? "

You might need to go for the white rum!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd go for the handwash Noochie!

Preferably BEFORE the fingering but also after.

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By *arl17Man  over a year ago

Central Portugal


"So im 49 and im meeting a 27yr old woman next week in a bar for a drink, she has told me she wants me to finger her under the table whilst she rubs my cock,then she wants us to slip into the disabled toilet for a quick fuck....so what should I order? Fosters or guiness? "

Disabled toilet key as lots are locked these days

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Please don't abuse the disabled toilets.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tea

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vodka redbull , quick burst of energy , you’re going to need to be quick

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Why not go somewhere more classy, where you'd not hold disabled people up, who may have disabilities that affect their toileting urgency etc

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Please don't abuse the disabled toilets. "

^^^This. Please.

Yours truly,

A wheelchair user

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

The only excuse for ordering Fosters is that the entire country has run out of genuine horse piss.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's at this point that I feel I should shout the word JOKE!

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"It's at this point that I feel I should shout the word JOKE!

"

That's how I read his post

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Why not go somewhere more classy, where you'd not hold disabled people up, who may have disabilities that affect their toileting urgency etc"

Are you saying disabled people don't go to classy places?

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By *ld StrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Telford


"It's at this point that I feel I should shout the word JOKE!

"

Literally was facepalming reading the comments

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's at this point that I feel I should shout the word JOKE!

"

Thank you lol

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Guinness as it’s the older gentleman’s drink

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"It's at this point that I feel I should shout the word JOKE!

"

I thought that was fairly obvious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's at this point that I feel I should shout the word JOKE!

I thought that was fairly obvious "

That’s hot

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales

I thought it was fairly obviously a joke after he said a bloke on here was meeting a woman…

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd go lager top and finger bottom

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"It's at this point that I feel I should shout the word JOKE!

I thought that was fairly obvious

That’s hot "

That tart

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd go lager top and finger bottom "

That did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd go lager top and finger bottom "

Thumbs up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd go lager top and finger bottom "

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