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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
What’s your wanking post orgasm like? Are you all glowy and purring or head holding shame?
I’ve had a wicked afternoon and am all post orgasmic smug and content. What’s your wank post orgasm routine?  |
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"What’s your wanking post orgasm like? Are you all glowy and purring or head holding shame?
I’ve had a wicked afternoon and am all post orgasmic smug and content. What’s your wank post orgasm routine? "
I’m then run out of the shop |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"What’s your wanking post orgasm like? Are you all glowy and purring or head holding shame?
I’ve had a wicked afternoon and am all post orgasmic smug and content. What’s your wank post orgasm routine?
I’m then run out of the shop "
Haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find the only way to enjoy a post wank to make sure you use special delivery.
Get it signed for?
I don't want to make you wait in all day.
My growler may bark when you knock."
I'll be sure to deposit it in your postbox. |
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"Can’t remember 
Lean against the washing machine when it’s on the spin cycle 
Nah tried that. Doesn’t work. I have a wand I just need everyone to BUGGAR OFF!  "
You can pop over and sit on my lap to do it? |
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"Can’t remember
Lean against the washing machine when it’s on the spin cycle
Nah tried that. Doesn’t work. I have a wand I just need everyone to BUGGAR OFF!
You can pop over and sit on my lap to do it? "
Be there in 10 mins |
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"Can’t remember
Lean against the washing machine when it’s on the spin cycle
Nah tried that. Doesn’t work. I have a wand I just need everyone to BUGGAR OFF!
You can pop over and sit on my lap to do it?
Be there in 10 mins "
I’ll have done it three times by then  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What’s your wanking post orgasm like? Are you all glowy and purring or head holding shame?
I’ve had a wicked afternoon and am all post orgasmic smug and content. What’s your wank post orgasm routine? "
First class, of course.
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Depends on context, and on the scenario fresh in mind... 
Mostly just a great big smile and a sigh... if I'm travelling and stuck in a hotel on my own, a clean up, then spoon the bolster pillow for a few hours with some chilled tunes as I drift off
#lonelytravellersurvivalwank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes I'm all mellow and content.
Sometimes I'm disgusted with what I've just been watching , call myself a dirty bitch and vow never to watch porn again |
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Normally I check myself for injuries. I'm a very active wanker and normally have at least a bruise or two.
At the moment I have a terrible twisted knee. I seem to make it worse with every orgasm.
Otherwise I'm normally collapsed in a sweaty red-faced, ratty-haired heap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a functional wanker as opposed to a leisure wanker
Stick some porn on, wank, wipe, move on with my day
Unless it involves lavender baby oil, in which case a little snooze is usually in order |
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"Normally I check myself for injuries. I'm a very active wanker and normally have at least a bruise or two.
At the moment I have a terrible twisted knee. I seem to make it worse with every orgasm.
Otherwise I'm normally collapsed in a sweaty red-faced, ratty-haired heap."
Are you sure you haven’t mixed up masterbation with cycling  |
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"Normally I check myself for injuries. I'm a very active wanker and normally have at least a bruise or two.
At the moment I have a terrible twisted knee. I seem to make it worse with every orgasm.
Otherwise I'm normally collapsed in a sweaty red-faced, ratty-haired heap.
Are you sure you haven’t mixed up masterbation with cycling "
Now you mention it...  |
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"I am a functional wanker as opposed to a leisure wanker
Stick some porn on, wank, wipe, move on with my day
Unless it involves lavender baby oil, in which case a little snooze is usually in order"
Functional wanker...that describes me too.
Back in the day I may have gone in for a few multiple orgams, not so much now.
When the urge hits it usually afternoon and I'm working. So I have a wank and then get on with it
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Or.. if later I'm in bed and afterwards drift off to sleep |
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"I am a functional wanker as opposed to a leisure wanker
Stick some porn on, wank, wipe, move on with my day
Unless it involves lavender baby oil, in which case a little snooze is usually in order
Functional wanker...that describes me too.
Back in the day I may have gone in for a few multiple orgams, not so much now.
When the urge hits it usually afternoon and I'm working. So I have a wank and then get on with it
.
Or.. if later I'm in bed and afterwards drift off to sleep "
Work wank… can’t beat it .. (wrong choice of words but you know what I mean) |
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"I am a functional wanker as opposed to a leisure wanker
Stick some porn on, wank, wipe, move on with my day
Unless it involves lavender baby oil, in which case a little snooze is usually in order
Functional wanker...that describes me too.
Back in the day I may have gone in for a few multiple orgams, not so much now.
When the urge hits it usually afternoon and I'm working. So I have a wank and then get on with it
.
Or.. if later I'm in bed and afterwards drift off to sleep
Work wank… can’t beat it .. (wrong choice of words but you know what I mean)"
Yes...I do know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I casually walk out of the private room, hand the magazine and the pot back to the nurse, bid her farewell and tell her I'll see her in about a month's time. |
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