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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Is it possible to return to the penis after only using a wand?
I know I need to find one first, but I am concerned that I may no longer be able to cum by penis alone.
Do you have experience of this?
Persuade me back to the penis. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You’ve obviously not had a ‘real’ cock then  "
That's the point. I haven't had a real penis is a very long time.
It wasn't a problem when I was celibate previously, I just returned to the penis. This time, I failed to be properly celibate and turned to the wand to soothe me during the pandemic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women be talking like there isn’t a human being attached to the penis.
Hello penis attachment, how are you?"
I can only speak through my penis and he’s away in achievement city on business. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oh I'd pick a penis that is attached to a sexy guy who I can have great sex and a good laugh with over a wand any day.  "
That was previously my preference. I would like it to be my preference again, but I'm worried I may be over it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women be talking like there isn’t a human being attached to the penis.
Hello penis attachment, how are you?
He must be enjoying a coffee and a bun  "
Capachoochoo and a cream horn!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women be talking like there isn’t a human being attached to the penis.
Hello penis attachment, how are you?
He must be enjoying a coffee and a bun
Capachoochoo and a cream horn! "
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Sometimes women just want to use and abuse your penis…. Which is also welcome. Don’t be so sensitive guys haha ?? "
I've never wanted to abuse a penis. I like them to feel safe and welcome.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the penis caddy. Choose wisely and it's more fun than a wand. "
Had one of those once but got some seriously funny looks from the guys at the golf course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the penis caddy. Choose wisely and it's more fun than a wand.
Had one of those once but got some seriously funny looks from the guys at the golf course. "
One wood please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't rate mine that much really.
Penis or wand?
I don't have a penis to hand so meant the wand.
Maybe a penis in the hand is better than one in my bush."
Who's hand... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't rate mine that much really.
Penis or wand?
I don't have a penis to hand so meant the wand.
Maybe a penis in the hand is better than one in my bush.
Who's hand..."
Probably mine. It's going to be complicated finding a spare hand when I can't even find a penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wand is a wonder and keeps me happy on many a lonely night.. (and resides down the side of the bed instead of hogging the bed unlike a penis with man attachment)
However I still prefer the touch of tongue and thrust of penis given a choice..
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My wand is a wonder and keeps me happy on many a lonely night.. (and resides down the side of the bed instead of hogging the bed unlike a penis with man attachment)
However I still prefer the touch of tongue and thrust of penis given a choice..
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Thrust is a goooood word!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the penis caddy. Choose wisely and it's more fun than a wand.
That's the thing, I'm not sure I like the wand. But, it is very efficient and there's mess.
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Maybe time to find a penis and chuck the wand away.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the penis caddy. Choose wisely and it's more fun than a wand.
Had one of those once but got some seriously funny looks from the guys at the golf course.
One wood please. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look, I have a penis, it’s served me well in the past, and for the sake of research it’s available.
If it fails I can also blame the wand overuse and what guy doesn’t want a get out clause  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you use a wand to make a soufflé rise, please Pm with info ?!"
It possibly would work as a whisk substitute… off to make a soufflé.. will keep you posted.. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I went down to Cornwall and had the “Doxy upgrade” for my penis. The only problem is now I have to be plugged in and they were not generous with the cord "
Is it a male or female connector end for your plug in?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's going to be complicated finding a spare hand when I can't even find a penis.
I have this problem too.
I think it's hiding under your hands.
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It's always the last place you look. |
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"I went down to Cornwall and had the “Doxy upgrade” for my penis. The only problem is now I have to be plugged in and they were not generous with the cord
Is it a male or female connector end for your plug in?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Depends on the penis caddy. Choose wisely and it's more fun than a wand.
That's the thing, I'm not sure I like the wand. But, it is very efficient and there's mess.
Maybe time to find a penis and chuck the wand away. "
That should have said 'no mess'. 
I came back to find a man with a penis. The problem is, I show them my face picture and then they block me. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Look, I have a penis, it’s served me well in the past, and for the sake of research it’s available.
If it fails I can also blame the wand overuse and what guy doesn’t want a get out clause "
Thank you. Do you come with it and is there a research questionnaire I need to complete?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I went down to Cornwall and had the “Doxy upgrade” for my penis. The only problem is now I have to be plugged in and they were not generous with the cord
Is it a male or female connector end for your plug in?
Trans "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look, I have a penis, it’s served me well in the past, and for the sake of research it’s available.
If it fails I can also blame the wand overuse and what guy doesn’t want a get out clause
Thank you. Do you come with it and is there a research questionnaire I need to complete?
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The penis comes with or without me or the full package. The research questionnaire is quite short jus asking for details of what you will using the penis for but the is a customer satisfaction survey afterwards that will be mailed out. We aim for 90% on this as we do understand that complete satisfaction is subjective but it helps us to understand how to deliver a better service next biased on customer expectations against delivered results |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Look, I have a penis, it’s served me well in the past, and for the sake of research it’s available.
If it fails I can also blame the wand overuse and what guy doesn’t want a get out clause
Thank you. Do you come with it and is there a research questionnaire I need to complete?
The penis comes with or without me or the full package. The research questionnaire is quite short jus asking for details of what you will using the penis for but the is a customer satisfaction survey afterwards that will be mailed out. We aim for 90% on this as we do understand that complete satisfaction is subjective but it helps us to understand how to deliver a better service next biased on customer expectations against delivered results "
I'd like the express delivery, please, for the full package.
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Is it possible to return to the penis after only using a wand?
I know I need to find one first, but I am concerned that I may no longer be able to cum by penis alone.
Do you have experience of this?
Persuade me back to the penis."
... It's mightier than the sword |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Absolutely. It's a totally different sensation. Aside from that a man can kiss, touch, chat, respond and has a penis to devour in my mouth. I have no desire to put my wand in my mouth.
There's really no comparison.
That said if it's the wrong man.. I'd stick with the wand. Bad sex isn't worth shaving my legs for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look, I have a penis, it’s served me well in the past, and for the sake of research it’s available.
If it fails I can also blame the wand overuse and what guy doesn’t want a get out clause
Thank you. Do you come with it and is there a research questionnaire I need to complete?
The penis comes with or without me or the full package. The research questionnaire is quite short jus asking for details of what you will using the penis for but the is a customer satisfaction survey afterwards that will be mailed out. We aim for 90% on this as we do understand that complete satisfaction is subjective but it helps us to understand how to deliver a better service next biased on customer expectations against delivered results
I'd like the express delivery, please, for the full package.
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I will send it tracked delivery so you know when too expect it to arrive. I hate having to wait 2-4 days and still then not knowing what time it’s turning up |
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"Is it possible to return to the penis after only using a wand?
I know I need to find one first, but I am concerned that I may no longer be able to cum by penis alone.
Do you have experience of this?
Persuade me back to the penis."
My Penis vibrates and has a large end and doesn’t run out of charge.
*disclaimer*
Might be bollocks |
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"Is it possible to return to the penis after only using a wand?
I know I need to find one first, but I am concerned that I may no longer be able to cum by penis alone.
Do you have experience of this?
Persuade me back to the penis.
My Penis vibrates and has a large end and doesn’t run out of charge.
*disclaimer*
Might be bollocks"
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Absolutely. It's a totally different sensation. Aside from that a man can kiss, touch, chat, respond and has a penis to devour in my mouth. I have no desire to put my wand in my mouth.
There's really no comparison.
That said if it's the wrong man.. I'd stick with the wand. Bad sex isn't worth shaving my legs for "
I doubt I could GET my wand in my mouth. That has also been true of some penises, though. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don’t like my wand. I’m not using it anymore, because it desensitised my clit.
Give me a proper penis any day."
Thank you! This is my worry. I may have become desensitised and won't be able to appreciate a penis.
I have reduced wand use to once every 10 days. I'll increase that to once every two weeks now.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Look, I have a penis, it’s served me well in the past, and for the sake of research it’s available.
If it fails I can also blame the wand overuse and what guy doesn’t want a get out clause
Thank you. Do you come with it and is there a research questionnaire I need to complete?
The penis comes with or without me or the full package. The research questionnaire is quite short jus asking for details of what you will using the penis for but the is a customer satisfaction survey afterwards that will be mailed out. We aim for 90% on this as we do understand that complete satisfaction is subjective but it helps us to understand how to deliver a better service next biased on customer expectations against delivered results
I'd like the express delivery, please, for the full package.
I will send it tracked delivery so you know when too expect it to arrive. I hate having to wait 2-4 days and still then not knowing what time it’s turning up"
DPD usually arrive on my street at 11.39. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is it possible to return to the penis after only using a wand?
I know I need to find one first, but I am concerned that I may no longer be able to cum by penis alone.
Do you have experience of this?
Persuade me back to the penis.
My Penis vibrates and has a large end and doesn’t run out of charge.
*disclaimer*
Might be bollocks"
If it's all bollocks there might be a problem.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Bought a wand for the the gf only to find that it’s too sensitive for her to use! Considering putting it up for sale on eBay if anyone is interested. "
Start using it through a small pillow. It was too much for me at first.
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I operate a penis....I'm prepared to offer you a penis experience... it'll be fun seeing if it's as good as the wand ...or better...if it's not.... you've always got the wand to fall back on.... and that's the story you tell to a and e |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t like my wand. I’m not using it anymore, because it desensitised my clit.
Give me a proper penis any day.
Thank you! This is my worry. I may have become desensitised and won't be able to appreciate a penis.
I have reduced wand use to once every 10 days. I'll increase that to once every two weeks now.
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It comes back, just takes a few days and it’s back to normal.
I found it started to take longer with the wand, and it felt numb. |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"I've never used a wand... this is now making me rethink my next purchase
Mine was gifted to me by a friend worried I was wasting water using the shower head.
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You girls are lucky to have the shower head |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've never used a wand... this is now making me rethink my next purchase
Mine was gifted to me by a friend worried I was wasting water using the shower head.
You girls are lucky to have the shower head "
I think they sell them to boys too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't need a penis
I have one they're over rated
You get your wand out, I'll lie on the bed next to you and whisper some transport geekery to you
Trust me, the orgasm will be epic |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You don't need a penis
I have one they're over rated
You get your wand out, I'll lie on the bed next to you and whisper some transport geekery to you
Trust me, the orgasm will be epic "
Will you cover nodes that intersect with all forms of public/private transport? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't need a penis
I have one they're over rated
You get your wand out, I'll lie on the bed next to you and whisper some transport geekery to you
Trust me, the orgasm will be epic
Will you cover nodes that intersect with all forms of public/private transport?"
Pass me that wand |
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"You don't need a penis
I have one they're over rated
You get your wand out, I'll lie on the bed next to you and whisper some transport geekery to you
Trust me, the orgasm will be epic
Will you cover nodes that intersect with all forms of public/private transport?"
Mmm nodes |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Too much toy action desensitises me! Whilst I do like my vibey friends and wand.. I also like my hands and fingers.
Mostly I prefer fleshy goodness and a myriad of ways of touch. Penis and handler and the rest. |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"I've never used a wand... this is now making me rethink my next purchase
Mine was gifted to me by a friend worried I was wasting water using the shower head.
You girls are lucky to have the shower head
I think they sell them to boys too.
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Doesn't do what it does to you |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've never used a wand... this is now making me rethink my next purchase
Mine was gifted to me by a friend worried I was wasting water using the shower head.
You girls are lucky to have the shower head
I think they sell them to boys too.
Doesn't do what it does to you "
Mine gets me clean.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love my wand. But I love my man's dick also!! There's no rule saying you can't have both. And as someone has mentioned ; using them both simultaneously is just heaven |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Yes. The penis has magical properties that the wand does not.
For one, tis attached to a living, breathing, pulsing man (I hope, else we need to have a discussion about where the line is).
It's alive.... it's warm. It fills you and your body molds around it. It comes with legs and a butt you can wrap yourself around, a chest you can rub against, a back you can grip. Arms that hold you or hold you down.
And lips. Glorious lips that can bring you so much joy and pleasure. |
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"Yes. The penis has magical properties that the wand does not.
For one, tis attached to a living, breathing, pulsing man (I hope, else we need to have a discussion about where the line is).
It's alive.... it's warm. It fills you and your body molds around it. It comes with legs and a butt you can wrap yourself around, a chest you can rub against, a back you can grip. Arms that hold you or hold you down.
And lips. Glorious lips that can bring you so much joy and pleasure."
Like this....I'll go for the man !
Hopefully he'll also like playing with a toy as much as I do |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yes. The penis has magical properties that the wand does not.
For one, tis attached to a living, breathing, pulsing man (I hope, else we need to have a discussion about where the line is).
It's alive.... it's warm. It fills you and your body molds around it. It comes with legs and a butt you can wrap yourself around, a chest you can rub against, a back you can grip. Arms that hold you or hold you down.
And lips. Glorious lips that can bring you so much joy and pleasure."
I definitely need to get one of them. I doubt someone will buy me one, though. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Are we forgetting the tongue?
What, like the one Graham Norton had on his early shows?
I love Graham Norton. I don't remember the tongue "
It was a vibrator shaped like a tongue. I seem to remember he had a regular audience member called Betty and the tongue was referred to as Betty's tongue. I think that's an accurate memory but it was decades ago and I may have invented it. |
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I will take the penis 
