Jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I know it's been done to death but it's good for a laugh tell me yours

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Here's mine.

Walking past a cemetery earlier saw a bloke I said morning he said no just walking the dog.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where does a general keep his armies?

In his Sleevies

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doctor says to patient 'I've got some bad news and some really bad news. Bad news is you've only 24 hrs to live'

Patient 'Jesus, what's the really bad news?'

Doctor 'been trying to contact you since yesterday'

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Doctor says to patient 'I've got some bad news and some really bad news. Bad news is you've only 24 hrs to live'

Patient 'Jesus, what's the really bad news?'

Doctor 'been trying to contact you since yesterday'"

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where does a general keep his armies?

In his Sleevies

By *ibonacciMan over a year ago

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.

She seemed surprised.