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Have you ever fallen asleep mid wank?
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over a year ago
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"Is it even possible??
Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking
Love and Peace "
Maybe she suffers from Narcolepsy?
Now there's a quandary: if you scored with her and you were naked and going hard at it and she suddenly falls asleep, could you get done for sexual assault as she is no longer a willing consensual participant..??! |
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Anyone loves that?Ifall asslep naked and shortly my sexual partner to start to suck and play with my cock. A little before i ejaculate i wake up and i feel like i was dreaming .It very nice |
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"Is it even possible??
Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking
Love and Peace
Maybe she suffers from Narcolepsy?
Now there's a quandary: if you scored with her and you were naked and going hard at it and she suddenly falls asleep, could you get done for sexual assault as she is no longer a willing consensual participant..??! "
No, she said she fell asleep after her 6th wank of the day |
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" Nope - but once or twice I’ve given it up part way through as it just wasn’t hitting the spot, so to speak! X
You can’t give up wanking "
Yes you can! My wand wasn’t having the desired effect and my clit was clearly bored with all the effort. |
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" Nope - but once or twice I’ve given it up part way through as it just wasn’t hitting the spot, so to speak! X
You can’t give up wanking
Yes you can! My wand wasn’t having the desired effect and my clit was clearly bored with all the effort. "
Use your electric toothbrush instead |
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No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.
Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves |
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"No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.
Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves "
You should really stop picking your meets up at Age Concern my lovely! |
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"No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.
Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves "
Iegendary yes |
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"No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.
Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves
You should really stop picking your meets up at Age Concern my lovely! "
they won't let me in after the false teeth incident .
He was quite a bit younger than me. I guess he just wasn't that into me . I'm a big girl I can take it |
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"No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.
Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves
Iegendary yes "
We still laugh about it now |
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Not mid wank, no, but I've fallen asleep mid shag. It was with the ex wife. When we first started having sex we had it every night for maybe a week. On the night in question we'd come in from clubbing knackered, got down to it, and both fell asleep |
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Remember a friend in school telling us he did.
Came in d*unk, fell asleep on the sofa at around 1am d*unk, trousers down, knob out. Woken up by his mum in the wee hours with the TV blaring and told to tidy himself up and get to bed |
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"Not mid wank, no, but I've fallen asleep mid shag. It was with the ex wife. When we first started having sex we had it every night for maybe a week. On the night in question we'd come in from clubbing knackered, got down to it, and both fell asleep "
How is it even possible to fall asleep shagging?? |
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"Remember a friend in school telling us he did.
Came in d*unk, fell asleep on the sofa at around 1am d*unk, trousers down, knob out. Woken up by his mum in the wee hours with the TV blaring and told to tidy himself up and get to bed "
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"Not mid wank, no, but I've fallen asleep mid shag. It was with the ex wife. When we first started having sex we had it every night for maybe a week. On the night in question we'd come in from clubbing knackered, got down to it, and both fell asleep
How is it even possible to fall asleep shagging?? "
You're bloody knackered |
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"Is it even possible??
Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking
Love and Peace
Maybe she suffers from Narcolepsy?
Now there's a quandary: if you scored with her and you were naked and going hard at it and she suddenly falls asleep, could you get done for sexual assault as she is no longer a willing consensual participant..??!
No, she said she fell asleep after her 6th wank of the day "
Firstly….you’re such a w***ker
And it was actually 7 hahaha
Yes it is possible if you’re really really tired. Doesn’t stop the vibrator from buzzing so soon wake up to carry on |
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A while back I had a friend who decided to have what he called a 'posh wank' when his girlfriend was out for the evening. Poured himself a scotch, put on a porno, got himself lubed up and gave himself a long luxurious fondle. Too long to be honest. He drifts off and is woken by the girlfriend and future mother-in-law, both laughing hysterically at him on their return. One of his favourite pub stories. |
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"Is it even possible??
Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking
Love and Peace
Maybe she suffers from Narcolepsy?
Now there's a quandary: if you scored with her and you were naked and going hard at it and she suddenly falls asleep, could you get done for sexual assault as she is no longer a willing consensual participant..??!
No, she said she fell asleep after her 6th wank of the day
Firstly….you’re such a w***ker
And it was actually 7 hahaha
Yes it is possible if you’re really really tired. Doesn’t stop the vibrator from buzzing so soon wake up to carry on "
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"A while back I had a friend who decided to have what he called a 'posh wank' when his girlfriend was out for the evening. Poured himself a scotch, put on a porno, got himself lubed up and gave himself a long luxurious fondle. Too long to be honest. He drifts off and is woken by the girlfriend and future mother-in-law, both laughing hysterically at him on their return. One of his favourite pub stories."
Had they finish him off? |
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"A while back I had a friend who decided to have what he called a 'posh wank' when his girlfriend was out for the evening. Poured himself a scotch, put on a porno, got himself lubed up and gave himself a long luxurious fondle. Too long to be honest. He drifts off and is woken by the girlfriend and future mother-in-law, both laughing hysterically at him on their return. One of his favourite pub stories.
Had they finish him off? "
Knowing his Mother-in-law....possibly |
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