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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm
Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!
We can't accomadate or travel, sorry
Anyone up for meeting us??
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"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm
Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!
We can't accomadate or travel, sorry
Anyone up for meeting us??
Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun))) "
On my way  |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm
Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!
We can't accomadate or travel, sorry
Anyone up for meeting us??
Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun))) "
I'm a minger too, so where and when? my trailer is often free, however it is being fumagated again this week because of the roaches and rats, but if you don't mind them, come on over. p.s remember to bring wellies and something to sit on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere "
"sandwich bags" you are clearly a snob and I don't play with snobs, we use the empty tesco value crisp packets when we entertain..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i will give the old man a go if the mrs stays at home 
Diamonds can box the old man off, and if TUNA CHEESE MELT is your thing im ur MAN! xx"
TUNA yuck yuck I would be gagging all over you!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere
"sandwich bags" you are clearly a snob and I don't play with snobs, we use the empty tesco value crisp packets when
we entertain....."
Timewaster!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm
Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!
We can't accomadate or travel, sorry
Anyone up for meeting us??
Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun))) "
It sounds very much like the people across the road from us but it can't be because your bottoms are far nicer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere "
well all iv got is a dingle type van is that ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere
well all iv got is a dingle type van is that ok "
Yeah you'll do till something better comes along!! He he |
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By *ald6974Man
over a year ago
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"i will give the old man a go if the mrs stays at home
Diamonds can box the old man off, and if TUNA CHEESE MELT is your thing im ur MAN! xx
TUNA yuck yuck I would be gagging all over you!! "
Wot about the stick of cauliflower growing from the end of mi olde lad...u cant beat cauliflower cheese! Mmm mm! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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as a connoisseur of cheeses, i would very much like to partake in a wine and cheese evening with you tell me, do you leave the washcloth on the radiator until the following month when you use it again? I have errrm certain kinks involving crusty towels and flannels... |
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"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm
Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!
We can't accomadate or travel, sorry
Anyone up for meeting us??
Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun))) "
I've got a couple of brown paper bags around here somewhere, so I'm sure I could manage something! Lol!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere
well all iv got is a dingle type van is that ok
Yeah you'll do till something better comes along!! He he "
it goes chug chug bang and then has a little squirt if fluid now and then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"as a connoisseur of cheeses, i would very much like to partake in a wine and cheese evening with you tell me, do you leave the washcloth on the radiator until the following month when you use it again? I have errrm certain kinks involving crusty towels and flannels..."
Would you meet us if we said yes to the wash cloth ( didn't even realise we had one) ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere
well all iv got is a dingle type van is that ok
Yeah you'll do till something better comes along!! He he
it goes chug chug bang and then has a little squirt if fluid now and then "
my other car is a vauxhall shuvett i got 2 shuvet everywhere i go |
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By the way - nice bum Lucy!
And good luck with giving up smoking! I managed it with the help of electronic ciggies - much easier than anything else I've tried and no nasty smells, or annoying gum!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as a connoisseur of cheeses, i would very much like to partake in a wine and cheese evening with you tell me, do you leave the washcloth on the radiator until the following month when you use it again? I have errrm certain kinks involving crusty towels and flannels...
Would you meet us if we said yes to the wash cloth ( didn't even realise we had one) ?? "
Oh yessssss {nods like churchill} |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm
Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!
We can't accomadate or travel, sorry
Anyone up for meeting us??
Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun))) "
haven't we already met.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm
Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!
We can't accomadate or travel, sorry
Anyone up for meeting us??
Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of
fun)))
haven't we already met. "
Did we actually turn un? |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere
"sandwich bags" you are clearly a snob and I don't play with snobs, we use the empty tesco value crisp packets when
we entertain.....
Timewaster!!! "
cock tease
Apologies for the delay in replying, I got a strange 24hr ban from the forums  |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
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Is that offer for us or naughty boy James? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear! Was you a naughty boy?? 
Fake
Maybe, But I'm not telling as I will probably get banned again and miss all this 
Swindler "
You single man...... You |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
Is that offer for us or naughty boy James? "
Maybe we are both Invited? And I do promise to be good |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
Is that offer for us or naughty boy James? "
umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room... |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?
umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room..."
As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?
umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...
As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me "
they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..
as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me... |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?
umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...
As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me
they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..
as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me... "
Then we are on 
And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?
umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...
As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me
they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..
as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...
Then we are on
And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them "
its ok. the smell of the week old dead badger will cover up the smell.. |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....
Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?
umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...
As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me
they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..
as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...
Then we are on
And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them
its ok. the smell of the week old dead badger will cover up the smell.. "
Phew, I hate halibut, but badger on the other hand is fine.
Have you actually ever seen a live badger? One of those strange mysteries of life, and you only ever see them on the side of the road, I've always wondered if they are just randomly placed at the side of the road.... |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
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As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me
they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..
as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...
Then we are on
And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them
its ok. the smell of the week old dead badger will cover up the smell..
Phew, I hate halibut, but badger on the other hand is fine.
Have you actually ever seen a live badger? One of those strange mysteries of life, and you only ever see them on the side of the road, I've always wondered if they are just randomly placed at the side of the road...."
i have actually seen a live badger, on the road. just missed running it over with my car mind. lol |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
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As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me
they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..
as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...
Then we are on
And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them
its ok. the smell of the week old dead badger will cover up the smell..
Phew, I hate halibut, but badger on the other hand is fine.
Have you actually ever seen a live badger? One of those strange mysteries of life, and you only ever see them on the side of the road, I've always wondered if they are just randomly placed at the side of the road....
i have actually seen a live badger, on the road. just missed running it over with my car mind. lol "
Damm, that's my whole theory around badgers completely blown out of the water, thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Excuse me!!! Are you pinching our single guy???
Dont suppose you have a good copy of 9.4 ish weeks do you??
yeah, meet me behind the local offie, it'll cost ya £3.99, "
Well you can have him.... Heads up though, he is a timewaster kept us waiting for days, then come up with some excuse about being banned!!
Don't suppose you could do two for a fiver? |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"Excuse me!!! Are you pinching our single guy???
Dont suppose you have a good copy of 9.4 ish weeks do you??
yeah, meet me behind the local offie, it'll cost ya £3.99,
Well you can have him.... Heads up though, he is a timewaster kept us waiting for days, then come up with some excuse about being banned!!
Don't suppose you could do two for a fiver? "
Hey there, that was the best excuse I could come up with in the time I had available, was almost caught off guard and nearly had to tell the truth.
And to be fair, I am a complete waste of space and stink of rotting badger, but there is plenty of me to go round |
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