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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I often get this question and I mockingly reply, no I charge. It amazing how many take up the offer and start negotiating before I tell them its a wind up.

Anybody else had similar experiences.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be careful, they might report you as an escort even though you're just taking the piss. X

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By *ungrylikethewolfMan over a year ago

Cheadle

From experience, there are actually quite a few women on here that are escorts... I find out after we chat and they bring up the matter of money. Very very annoying!! Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be careful, they might report you as an escort even though you're just taking the piss. X"
Lol I better stop my pranks..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

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"Be careful, they might report you as an escort even though you're just taking the piss. X Lol I better stop my pranks..

Out of interest how much would seal the deal.

2L of Irn-Bru a kg of Maltesers sound fair..

This a joke just in case the fab Mafia are listening in..

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I thought that but then thought these young uns won’t get it

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I thought that but then thought these young uns won’t get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I thought that but then thought these young uns won’t get it

How's your pussy Nora?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I thought that but then thought these young uns won’t get it

How's your pussy Nora?

You'd make an excellent Mrs Slow Cum.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I thought that but then thought these young uns won’t get it

How's your pussy Nora?

. Lonely Bella

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I thought that but then thought these young uns won’t get it

How's your pussy Nora?

. Lonely Bella "

I’ve heard it’s got a voracious appetite

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I thought that but then thought these young uns won’t get it

How's your pussy Nora?

. Lonely Bella

I’ve heard it’s got a voracious appetite

Oh yes. Once it gets going

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".Be careful, they might report you as an escort even though you're just taking the piss. X Lol I better stop my pranks..

Out of interest how much would seal the deal.

2L of Irn-Bru a kg of Maltesers sound fair..

This a joke just in case the fab Mafia are listening in.."

In that case " am free"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I thought that but then thought these young uns won’t get it

How's your pussy Nora?

. Lonely Bella "

I hear you ...

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

".Be careful, they might report you as an escort even though you're just taking the piss. X Lol I better stop my pranks..

Out of interest how much would seal the deal.

2L of Irn-Bru a kg of Maltesers sound fair..

This a joke just in case the fab Mafia are listening in.."

4L and I'm yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

I now have an earworm...

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

The phrase I'm free always makes me think of him

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

The phrase I'm free always makes me think of him

I'm free

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

The phrase I'm free always makes me think of him

I'm free

Is that you Mr Humphreys?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

The phrase I'm free always makes me think of him

I'm free

Is that you Mr Humphreys?

...and I'm not being served!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

The phrase I'm free always makes me think of him

I'm free

Is that you Mr Humphreys?

...and I'm not being served!

That is bloody criminal and needs rectifying

P.s that's that show messed up for me

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

The phrase I'm free always makes me think of him

I'm free

Is that you Mr Humphreys?

...and I'm not being served!

That is bloody criminal and needs rectifying

P.s that's that show messed up for me

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Yes we get asked occasionally, and it's often 'u free'

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman over a year ago

Hull

All the time

Had one yesterday say say id pay for your company, he was very cute so jokingly replied you can have me for free !!

He then replied no i want to pay for it its a kink ive got really turns me on

Get messages all the time though with are you free now ? wanna earn some cash ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to get that alot on grindr.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Always at 2am when I’ve just finished work. I’m nowhere near how I present myself in my pictures and just browsing the forums.

Honestly think I would be free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you up to is the usual one

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By *harisajidanWoman over a year ago

london

"I often get this question and I mockingly reply, no I charge. It amazing how many take up the offer and start negotiating before I tell them its a wind up.

Anybody else had similar experiences. "

Brilliant

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Seen a lot of men posting that they were free today...

...wondering how much they normally charge?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s difficult to hear that question without thinking of Mr Humphreys

Miss brams was hottie at the time !

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Seen a lot of men posting that they were free today...

...wondering how much they normally charge?!!

2 sausage rolls and a coffee is my standard rate

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Seen a lot of men posting that they were free today...

...wondering how much they normally charge?!!

2 sausage rolls and a coffee is my standard rate"

Greggs ok?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Seen a lot of men posting that they were free today...

...wondering how much they normally charge?!!

2 sausage rolls and a coffee is my standard rate"

I may have priced myself out of the market asking for a doughnut

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Seen a lot of men posting that they were free today...

...wondering how much they normally charge?!!

2 sausage rolls and a coffee is my standard rate

Greggs ok?

Oh yes, though local bakery is preferred

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I get it quite a bit I also get asked often if I’ll sleep with people for money I just ignore it.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Seen a lot of men posting that they were free today...

...wondering how much they normally charge?!!

2 sausage rolls and a coffee is my standard rate

I may have priced myself out of the market asking for a doughnut

Oooo fancy

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

People couldn't afford my extortional rates anyway

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

I've responded with it take at least 6 rum and s to get memin your pants mate. He blocked me o well

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Seen a lot of men posting that they were free today...

...wondering how much they normally charge?!!

2 sausage rolls and a coffee is my standard rate

I may have priced myself out of the market asking for a doughnut

Unless it's just a mini one ... might stretch to it

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

I had a message last night asking to meet .

. The profile who sent message , had not read my profile

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Heck I've not even had a sniff of an offer of a hotel room, or going halves ... and I'm even here shelling out sausage rolls and doughnuts to get sexual favours off men

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Seen a lot of men posting that they were free today...

...wondering how much they normally charge?!!

2 sausage rolls and a coffee is my standard rate

I may have priced myself out of the market asking for a doughnut

Unless it's just a mini one ... might stretch to it

I’d share it with you

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