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The Big Balls of Fabswingers Challenge
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I like big balls and I cannot lie. You other peeps can't deny. That when a guy walks in with enormous nads. You want them in your face.
I do like big balls. I like The Prisoner and I like that Patrick McGoohan has goo in his name. I like it when people throw themselves towards big balls on Wipeout. I like oversized tennis balls that you can play football with. I like zorbs, they're the best vessel for zorbing in. And I really liked it when Beach Ball scored for Sunderland against Liverpool.
I like big balls so much that I've challenged myself to get as many people with big balls in their username to join in on this thread. I want to be surrounded by splendid spheres, glorious globes and outstanding orbs.
How many balls do you think I can get to come? |
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This has to be done 
Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And their fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night |
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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago
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"I like big balls and I cannot lie. You other peeps can't deny. That when a guy walks in with enormous nads. You want them in your face.
I do like big balls. I like The Prisoner and I like that Patrick McGoohan has goo in his name. I like it when people throw themselves towards big balls on Wipeout. I like oversized tennis balls that you can play football with. I like zorbs, they're the best vessel for zorbing in. And I really liked it when Beach Ball scored for Sunderland against Liverpool.
I like big balls so much that I've challenged myself to get as many people with big balls in their username to join in on this thread. I want to be surrounded by splendid spheres, glorious globes and outstanding orbs.
How many balls do you think I can get to come?"
My hubby’s balls are so large that when he sits on the toilet they can get wet.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This has to be done
Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And their fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night"
What a load of balls. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about chocolate salty balls, Jim? I believe you just put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em? I know a Chef who can rustle some up for your delectation  "
If I can get some big chocolatey balls, that would be brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like big balls and I cannot lie. You other peeps can't deny. That when a guy walks in with enormous nads. You want them in your face.
I do like big balls. I like The Prisoner and I like that Patrick McGoohan has goo in his name. I like it when people throw themselves towards big balls on Wipeout. I like oversized tennis balls that you can play football with. I like zorbs, they're the best vessel for zorbing in. And I really liked it when Beach Ball scored for Sunderland against Liverpool.
I like big balls so much that I've challenged myself to get as many people with big balls in their username to join in on this thread. I want to be surrounded by splendid spheres, glorious globes and outstanding orbs.
How many balls do you think I can get to come?
My hubby’s balls are so large that when he sits on the toilet they can get wet. "
I hope you've got a bidet. |
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"This has to be done
Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And their fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
What a load of balls."
You might appreciate this version as well...
Hayseed Dixie - Big Balls 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQR5-sod_5Q |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Say the word bollocks out loud.
It's one of the most satisfying words to erupt from one's mouth."
It's normally something I say after some disaster haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all ... cant beat a good pair of balls  "
Yes! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BigBalls-nudist. You cannot beat a good pair of balls. That said, balls could be beaten. If you're into that sort of thing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.
I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol"
BigBallsAnd BlueEyes, you most certainly are one of the fellas I messaged earlier. I'm glad you came. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.
I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol
BigBallsAnd BlueEyes, you most certainly are one of the fellas I messaged earlier. I'm glad you came."
I haven't cum just yet! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.
I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol
BigBallsAnd BlueEyes, you most certainly are one of the fellas I messaged earlier. I'm glad you came.
I haven't cum just yet! Lol"
Would you like me to tickle you? |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Mmm, my favourite is my 'witches ball'. It's a silver mirrored reflective orb which hangs in my room. Apparently every 'witch on the street' used to have one to see who or what was coming.
Other orbs of love to me are apricots, scrotum and birth balls.
Men's balls... Highly underrated, biological creatures of wisdom and sentience. I constantly amazed at how they have a life of their own.
A sleeping man has no idea how much his spheres of love behave! I could watch all day and night  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmm, my favourite is my 'witches ball'. It's a silver mirrored reflective orb which hangs in my room. Apparently every 'witch on the street' used to have one to see who or what was coming.
Other orbs of love to me are apricots, scrotum and birth balls.
Men's balls... Highly underrated, biological creatures of wisdom and sentience. I constantly amazed at how they have a life of their own.
A sleeping man has no idea how much his spheres of love behave! I could watch all day and night "
The only time I feel alright is by your side
Girl, I want to be with you all of the time
All day and all of the night
All day and all of the night
All day and all of the night
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.
I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol
BigBallsAnd BlueEyes, you most certainly are one of the fellas I messaged earlier. I'm glad you came.
I haven't cum just yet! Lol
Would you like me to tickle you?"
Lol! Dorothy myself! |
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Jim I am suitably impressed by your gathering of big balls. The size of the crowd of big balls is in no way directly correlated to the size of the balls. Are you counting individually or per ball? Should we be measuring like farmers do when selecting a ram for stud?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jim I am suitably impressed by your gathering of big balls. The size of the crowd of big balls is in no way directly correlated to the size of the balls. Are you counting individually or per ball? Should we be measuring like farmers do when selecting a ram for stud?
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Thank you. Individually I think. |
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