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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What there are rules? Two slices of bread, some spread and stick whatever I fancy between the slices."
Well apparently according to my other half there are 10! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buttered bread, filling, if it is salad I layer the soggy stuff inbetween lettuce, cut into posh triangles
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Ash would approve of the triangles. Apparently its not a sandwich if its not cut into triangles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buttered bread, filling, if it is salad I layer the soggy stuff inbetween lettuce, cut into posh triangles
Ash would approve of the triangles. Apparently its not a sandwich if its not cut into triangles!"
I agree! My son always liked triangle sandwiches because sandwich triangles meant I loved him apparently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buttered bread, filling, if it is salad I layer the soggy stuff inbetween lettuce, cut into posh triangles
Ash would approve of the triangles. Apparently its not a sandwich if its not cut into triangles!
I agree! My son always liked triangle sandwiches because sandwich triangles meant I loved him apparently "
Thats cute. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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"What there are rules? Two slices of bread, some spread and stick whatever I fancy between the slices.
Well apparently according to my other half there are 10! "
Dont leave us hanging what are the ten rules. Clearly I have been doing it wrong all my life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must have ham in it
With brown sauce??
What is wrong with you?
Yes! We all know brown sauce only goes with bacon or fried eggs in a sarnie! "
Totally agree. |
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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago
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"What are your rules when making a sandwich?"
For eating: Butter only and use lots of rock salt
For MFM: Always be on the bottom as its too awkward being the other guy trying to keep rhythm from behind the lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must have ham in it
With brown sauce??
What is wrong with you?
Yes! We all know brown sauce only goes with bacon or fried eggs in a sarnie!
No it goes with cornbeef as dose sandwich pickle "
Onion goes with corned beef, maybe english mustard |
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"Must have ham in it
With brown sauce??
What is wrong with you?
Yes! We all know brown sauce only goes with bacon or fried eggs in a sarnie!
No it goes with cornbeef as dose sandwich pickle
Onion goes with corned beef, maybe english mustard "
Am allergic to onion and I'm of the aluium family so brown sause for me not pickle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toasted bread of some sort, then lots of layers squished down and chopped in half. The 'spread' is either mayo or hummus
I'm becoming obsessed with pickled red cabbage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must have ham in it
With brown sauce??
What is wrong with you?
Yes! We all know brown sauce only goes with bacon or fried eggs in a sarnie!
Totally agree. "
Oh there is a lot wrong with me but brown sauce with ham ain't one of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butter all the way to the edges with no clumps and equal distribution of filling… "
I so wish I could have cut and paste this into the chatup line thread!! |
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I do this apparently weird thing. If using quite a number of slices of bread for a good few sarnies, I stack all the buttered slices alternately so you never end up with greasy fingers when you pick up the finished sandwich to eat it. Nothing worse than butter on the outside transferred from another slice. Matching faces always together. Anyone else do this too so I feel a little less peculiar? |
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"Buttered bread, filling, if it is salad I layer the soggy stuff inbetween lettuce, cut into posh triangles
Ash would approve of the triangles. Apparently its not a sandwich if its not cut into triangles!"
He's right and it's been proven that triangles taste better.
(I'm going to geek out a bit here sorry)
Everyone knows the crust covered sides are the worst bit and the middle with lots of filling is the best. So in each bite it makes sense you want to maximise the amount of the moist middle and minimise the amount of crusty edge in your mouth.
When you cut a sandwich into two rectangles, you have 3 sides of crust to deal with and because of the shape, at somepoint you end up with a few bites of mainly crust.
Cutting into triangles however, you have less sides to get in the way, less bites that are mainly crust and the shape fits better in the mouth to contact more taste buds at once.
So not only are triangles the right way, they are the tastiest way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Home made sandwiches - always two slices of meat, never one, no messy stuff on there, just butter, one main filling and one extra
I hate overfilled sarnies |
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"Home made sandwiches - always two slices of meat, never one, no messy stuff on there, just butter, one main filling and one extra
I hate overfilled sarnies "
The filling squidgies out when you bite them when over filled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Home made sandwiches - always two slices of meat, never one, no messy stuff on there, just butter, one main filling and one extra
I hate overfilled sarnies
The filling squidgies out when you bite them when over filled "
Exactly
It's messy
I am adept enough at spilling stuff down my front without assistance from an overfilled roll |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buttered bread, filling, if it is salad I layer the soggy stuff inbetween lettuce, cut into posh triangles
What’s the difference between posh and normal triangles ?"
All triangles are posh. |
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