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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Loving the randomness of my swinging buddies. Had 2 gems appear on my profile today....

"spread eagle on a trampoline" and "looking to suck some cock in a car wash"

Whats your faves????

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"this place is full of fakes.. I'm deleting my profile now" (posted 2 days ago and they're still here)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""this place is full of fakes.. I'm deleting my profile now" (posted 2 days ago and they're still here)

Ahh yes that gem. I think they must get hundreds of messages begging them not to leave, NOT!!!!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

or "I've ran out of messages, so you need to send me your phone number"

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

honeypotcouple,their status updates are so random,and always make me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw "who wants to cum bounce in my tractor ???" earlier

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Good to throw a random update in now n then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had a quick scan down my updates page and found:

"Running low on Sundance blister beetles!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I like the ones where people are obviously pissed off at a "friend" never fails to make me smile

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Prefer the random funnies that make ya smile

Or the rants lol they can make you smile too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

Are you no longer shagged?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

Are you no longer shagged?"

Recovered! Running at 99.9%!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

Are you no longer shagged?

Recovered! Running at 99.9%!

So, about this calibration exercise...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

Are you no longer shagged?

Recovered! Running at 99.9%!

So, about this calibration exercise...

Have we decided on the 'standardised measuring system' yet? I heard a rumour about plant pots??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

Are you no longer shagged?

Recovered! Running at 99.9%!

So, about this calibration exercise...

Have we decided on the 'standardised measuring system' yet? I heard a rumour about plant pots??

They are NOT called Bill and Ben!!!

I prefer the standard handful suggestion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'God I'm bored'

Don't think god can help! I won't name and shame I'm sure he'll own up when he reads this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

Are you no longer shagged?

Recovered! Running at 99.9%!

So, about this calibration exercise...

Have we decided on the 'standardised measuring system' yet? I heard a rumour about plant pots??

They are NOT called Bill and Ben!!!

I prefer the standard handful suggestion."

Well if I volunteer my hands as 'the standard' - does that mean in need to make some casts - or that I'll be getting to hold lots of boobs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

Are you no longer shagged?

Recovered! Running at 99.9%!

So, about this calibration exercise...

Have we decided on the 'standardised measuring system' yet? I heard a rumour about plant pots??

They are NOT called Bill and Ben!!!

I prefer the standard handful suggestion.

Well if I volunteer my hands as 'the standard' - does that mean in need to make some casts - or that I'll be getting to hold lots of boobs?

Didn't you suggest marking the hands with measurements? That should make it possible to compare hands.

Or you could make casts. Or hold a lot of boobs.

Or maybe we should just use Colin for scale.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That reminds me - need to update my status!!!

Are you no longer shagged?

Recovered! Running at 99.9%!

So, about this calibration exercise...

Have we decided on the 'standardised measuring system' yet? I heard a rumour about plant pots??

They are NOT called Bill and Ben!!!

I prefer the standard handful suggestion.

Well if I volunteer my hands as 'the standard' - does that mean in need to make some casts - or that I'll be getting to hold lots of boobs?

Didn't you suggest marking the hands with measurements? That should make it possible to compare hands.

Or you could make casts. Or hold a lot of boobs.

Or maybe we should just use Colin for scale."

I'm no good with plaster of Paris! And Colin seems to have vanished off the face of the earth!!

Oh well - in the name of science - I guess it's the 'holding' option!

The things I do for mankind!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well if I volunteer my hands as 'the standard' - does that mean in need to make some casts - or that I'll be getting to hold lots of boobs?

Didn't you suggest marking the hands with measurements? That should make it possible to compare hands.

Or you could make casts. Or hold a lot of boobs.

Or maybe we should just use Colin for scale.

I'm no good with plaster of Paris! And Colin seems to have vanished off the face of the earth!!

Oh well - in the name of science - I guess it's the 'holding' option!

The things I do for mankind!!

*swoon* Our hero! *swoon*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well sod you lot! I swoon and not flipping one of you calls for heavy plant to pick me up again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the people who say "ive had a meet was fantastic and no veris and they arent verified"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'God I'm bored'

Don't think god can help! I won't name and shame I'm sure he'll own up when he reads this.

Ha bloody ha I'll have you know for a Welshman to talk with his equal he is forced to converse with the almighty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'God I'm bored'

Don't think god can help! I won't name and shame I'm sure he'll own up when he reads this.

Ha bloody ha I'll have you know for a Welshman to talk with his equal he is forced to converse with the almighty!"

Ha!!

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