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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nora's thread got me thinking... There are certain words that have both a sexual and 'regular' meaning that we can use to determine how filthy minded we are.
When you hear the word 'wand', do you think of vibrating orgasms or magic?
What other words have a double meaning and do you think of the filthy version straight away?? Or is there a tiny shred of innocence left inside you? 
I think my mind is pure filth at this stage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have degrees of both angelic innocence (shut up over there, I do  ), and an incredibly filthy mind.
I think the filth is starting to overrule the innocence though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's a test for you all...
Shaft.
Ball sack.
Balls.
Pussy.
Come on, what did you think of first?
I just looked at your tits "
That doesn't even make sense |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr "
I've never heard that used in a filthy context before? Omg do I still have some innocence?? Yay  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's a test for you all...
Shaft.
Ball sack.
Balls.
Pussy.
Come on, what did you think of first? "
Shaft - the film !
Ball sack - Yes, that
Balls - dog toys
Pussy - Galore  |
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"We have a system at work that is abbreviated to DP… 
J x
Do you work in finance by any chance?
Yes for social services - it’s the Direct Payments system "
Ah different then. I worked in a bank and DP was used a lot x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
Erm what's the other meaning?  "
I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
I've never heard that used in a filthy context before? Omg do I still have some innocence?? Yay "
Google Jimmy Carr docking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
I've never heard that used in a filthy context before? Omg do I still have some innocence?? Yay
Google Jimmy Carr docking "
That's sooooooo much effort  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say
Haha course you are "
I'm so glad you agree..... there are some who don't seem to believe me! Outrageous! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
I've never heard that used in a filthy context before? Omg do I still have some innocence?? Yay
Google Jimmy Carr docking
That's sooooooo much effort "
Haha it’s two guys… but I’m not explaining xx you can stay innocent xx |
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
Erm what's the other meaning?
I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!"
It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
Erm what's the other meaning?
I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!
It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank "
Oh my!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
Erm what's the other meaning?
I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!
It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank "
What a surprise that you're the one to explain it |
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When people mention fruit especially Banana i just can't get cock out of my mind. It's worse when you are eating it and someone looks at you, I must be naughty but hey ho the halo can slip sometimes. |
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
Erm what's the other meaning?
I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!
It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank
What a surprise that you're the one to explain it "
I’m just a fountain of knowledge  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say
What an absolute load of bollocks
Says the porn distributor
Oh ffs it never ends "
I'm innocent, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a system at work that is abbreviated to DP…
J x
Do you work in finance by any chance?"
Could be the marine industry. I have to stifle a laugh and pause to think before I open my mouth and use the intended meaning of the abbreviation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant even look at a fab lolly or pineapples in the same way Mrs
Pineapples? "
pineapple that is turned upside down is when there is someone looking for a swinger party. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Docking was something ships did…
Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr
Erm what's the other meaning?
I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!
It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank
What a surprise that you're the one to explain it
I’m just a fountain of knowledge "
Aren't you just! |
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"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say
What an absolute load of bollocks
Says the porn distributor
Oh ffs it never ends
I'm innocent, right? "
Pure as the driven snow |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say
What an absolute load of bollocks
Says the porn distributor
Oh ffs it never ends
I'm innocent, right?
Pure as the driven snow "
There it is.
I feel that should be your status. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a fine balance of filth and innocence
I can no longer hear or see the words “swing”, “leather”, and “play” without thinking the naughty version first and then catching myself. Sheepishly checking my surroundings to ponder if I should let my imagination run wild... or go back to being proper  |
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"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say
What an absolute load of bollocks
Says the porn distributor
Oh ffs it never ends
I'm innocent, right?
Pure as the driven snow
There it is.
I feel that should be your status."
That I'm pure as the driven snow?? Good idea  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say
What an absolute load of bollocks
Says the porn distributor
Oh ffs it never ends
I'm innocent, right?
Pure as the driven snow
There it is.
I feel that should be your status.
That I'm pure as the driven snow?? Good idea "
Yes. This what I meant |
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"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say
What an absolute load of bollocks
Says the porn distributor
Oh ffs it never ends
I'm innocent, right?
Pure as the driven snow
There it is.
I feel that should be your status.
That I'm pure as the driven snow?? Good idea
Yes. This what I meant "
Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I cant even look at a fab lolly or pineapples in the same way Mrs
Pineapples?
pineapple that is turned upside down is when there is someone looking for a swinger party."
Oh I never knew that. Clearly I'm less filthy than I thought. I need to be corrupted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We were playing scribble online with friends. The game showed a hint that the first two letters are PE. There I went and typed pegging. After it showed up on screen, all I could do was hope that no one else understood. |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
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My mind is horrifically filthy.
One guy at work who knows I fancy him almost despairs at having conversations with me because he knows I'm hearing and imagining something completely to what he's actually saying I can make an innuendo out of pretty much anything he says!
Sausage
Hole
Fist
Off the top of my head.
Head...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope, my mind is pure innocence.
Sure
Nice tits love I'd give them a 10 out 10 even though I've never looked because I am innocent!  "
My innocent mind is so offended by this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?
anyone into snow balling?
Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now "
Wait a minute. Looks like I am innocent indeed. What does pearl necklace mean? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?
anyone into snow balling?
Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now
Wait a minute. Looks like I am innocent indeed. What does pearl necklace mean?"
You're kidding right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?
anyone into snow balling?
Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now
Wait a minute. Looks like I am innocent indeed. What does pearl necklace mean?
You're kidding right "
Just checked the internet
That's why wise people said known is a drop, unknown is an ocean. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?
anyone into snow balling?
Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now
Wait a minute. Looks like I am innocent indeed. What does pearl necklace mean?
You're kidding right
Just checked the internet
That's why wise people said known is a drop, unknown is an ocean."
Learning should indeed be life long |
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