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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm going for a shower and I need someone to hold the soap, and to towel me down afterwards

Interested? Send your CVs this way

*May consider a job share

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm going for a shower and I need someone to hold the soap, and to towel me down afterwards

Interested? Send your CVs this way

*May consider a job share

No problem, in fact as well as holding the soap I can soap you up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it paid holidays?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm going for a shower and I need someone to hold the soap, and to towel me down afterwards

Interested? Send your CVs this way

*May consider a job share

No problem, in fact as well as holding the soap I can soap you up?

I do like a man who can multi task

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm going for a shower and I need someone to hold the soap, and to towel me down afterwards

Interested? Send your CVs this way

*May consider a job share

Diligent, never miss a spot, lots of hot air when I speak, so you’d get really dry!

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

Can you advise on the salary please

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By *alty surpriseMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Can I fully rub the moisturiser in afterwards

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is it paid holidays?"

The package is very competitive

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

My expertise is more in the lubricating rather than the drying department

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm going for a shower and I need someone to hold the soap, and to towel me down afterwards

Interested? Send your CVs this way

*May consider a job share

No problem, in fact as well as holding the soap I can soap you up?

I do like a man who can multi task

I can soap you up with one hand and hand you a gin & tonic with the other. Enough multi tasking?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm going for a shower and I need someone to hold the soap, and to towel me down afterwards

Interested? Send your CVs this way

*May consider a job share

Diligent, never miss a spot, lots of hot air when I speak, so you’d get really dry! "

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

Are there any other perks to this job?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can you advise on the salary please

Currently a voluntary position, depending on performace I may review salary after the probation period

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By *razzyhorseMan over a year ago

cambridge

"Can you advise on the salary please

Currently a voluntary position, depending on performace I may review salary after the probation period

How long is the probation period or is it up to the employer?

Also is there a lucrative bonus package for exemplary performance?

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’d apply - I have references and could prepare a 10-min presentation for the interview.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My expertise is more in the lubricating rather than the drying department

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love the job advert.

I'm a handyman with lots of experience, can turn my hand to anything you desire.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Looks like I'm late again. Pfffft.

Shall I wipe the shower down?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I'm late again. Pfffft.

Shall I wipe the shower down?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’d apply - I have references and could prepare a 10-min presentation for the interview."

I like a man who knows his way around a flip chart

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By *ouple2playCouple over a year ago

Solihull

Is this equal opportunities employment across the sexes?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is this equal opportunities employment across the sexes?"

It most certainly is

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By *ouple2playCouple over a year ago

Solihull

"Is this equal opportunities employment across the sexes?

It most certainly is

Oh good - just, you know, asking for a friend…

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm going for a shower and I need someone to hold the soap, and to towel me down afterwards

Interested? Send your CVs this way

*May consider a job share

No problem, in fact as well as holding the soap I can soap you up?

I do like a man who can multi task

I can soap you up with one hand and hand you a gin & tonic with the other. Enough multi tasking?

I do like the look of your qualifications

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Until I see a towel appear as part of this job advert I will not respond to it.

@ true lovers of the towel.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can you advise on the salary please

Currently a voluntary position, depending on performace I may review salary after the probation period

How long is the probation period or is it up to the employer?

Also is there a lucrative bonus package for exemplary performance? "

I'd have to see how you performed on the job of course

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Has the position been filled now or are you still accepting peni…… applications

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a uniform supplied?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is this equal opportunities employment across the sexes?

It most certainly is

Oh good - just, you know, asking for a friend…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope your position is filled as soon as possible, nothing more frustrating than seeing a ladies vacancy unfulfilled

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Until I see a towel appear as part of this job advert I will not respond to it.

@ true lovers of the towel."

Towels and indeed bath sheets are provided

Applicants must provide their own flannel tho

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Big hands, big arms, never tire when a beauty is to be soapily caressed…..

And dried and made wet again….

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