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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:
What's my bra size?
Do I deep throat until I throw up?
Who do I model for? (  )
They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess 
Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:
What's my bra size?
Do I deep throat until I throw up?
Who do I model for? ( )
They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess
Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "
*scribbles in note pad* |
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By *aytMan
over a year ago
Crieff |
I always knew such messages were a possibility, but am shocked every time I read these and I still don't understand how one can genuinely think this will lead to any type of conversation ever!
Thought it was a bit of a disadvantage on here but in the end I guess I'm glad I'm a man, I don't get many of these.
Well, I don't get many messages at all really, hahaha, but I'm fine with it. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Yeah I got one the other day
Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick
What is the matter with people. They are just sick. Lol  "
I know hun xx I said my throat is selective xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:
What's my bra size?
Do I deep throat until I throw up?
Who do I model for? ( )
They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess
Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "
At least you get first messages instead of being the sender every time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I got one the other day
Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick
What is the matter with people. They are just sick. Lol
I know hun xx I said my throat is selective xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get
I bet your balks are full
Would you like to
Unload in my mouth
Always blokes though unfortunately
Can I unload my balls in your mouth? "
Wel…? Can I…? (Disclaimer: I didn’t send this lol) xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After being a member here for a few months, I am now convinced that women are by far more intelligent than men.
Most disgusting message that I have received was just the other day "can I lick your unwiped ass clean and will you let me drink your piss." Wish we could post photos of these messages in the forum. |
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I had a guy once send me a picture of an extremely gross, cheesy cock with a message telling me (not asking me) to meet him in a public lavatory in a local park so he can bareback me.
Even more bizarre was when I deleted it he messaged “why u not reply? I need fuck u now”
Blocked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a guy offer to pay me if I'd let him suck me off, that's a first for me  "
Oh I had one of those years ago. £100 for everyone of his mates that could unload on my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one recently that was particularly graphic, very selfish and pretty awful....
I ended up replying back saying, how about I fuck your arse till you cry.
He liked the idea though so it backfired. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I had one recently that was particularly graphic, very selfish and pretty awful....
I ended up replying back saying, how about I fuck your arse till you cry.
He liked the idea though so it backfired. "
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
Had a lot of "Hi Mrs is away but I am free fancy meeting" messages today.
All have got the same response.
"What a coincidence Mrs at work but I am free where do you want to meet."
Not one has taken up the offer |
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"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:
What's my bra size?
Do I deep throat until I throw up?
Who do I model for? ( )
They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess
Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "
I do not remember most of them as I treat them as spam and get rid of them quickly but there seems to be a common theme recently of a variation "I will be in London today/tomoorrow/o X day" asking if I am interested in "fun". Oh goody, are we going to play darts then?
The most hilarious one was so smug and arrogant that it was absurd, writing something along the lines that he is letting me know in advance that he will be at X hotel, he wants to have fun and that he would be happy for me to be his guide to the city etc.
What an offer - to be a free sex worker with unpaid overtime as a guide, how could I resist! But I managed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you free at 7.30PM to use my face?
Said correspondent gave an area etc"
Had pretty much the same message going to work in Brum a few Sundays ago from a guy. Had to check my profile again to make sure it still said straight! |
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"Had a lot of "Hi Mrs is away but I am free fancy meeting" messages today.
All have got the same response.
"What a coincidence Mrs at work but I am free where do you want to meet."
Not one has taken up the offer "
Excellent! Comedy gold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fave restaurant for me to finger you in"
"Bet your ass is tight"
"I have a phd in fisting. I bet you're interested."
"Are you open to K 9"
"B a good slag"
and so on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:
What's my bra size?
Do I deep throat until I throw up?
Who do I model for? ( )
They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess
Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "
Sounds like you've got some real keepers there, OP! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Can I suck your toes'
'Wanna meet me and my mates this weekend, we are in a stag do'
'You're too fit to be on here'
'I bet your pussy stinks'
And
'Are you too old to get pregnant'
Are some of the delights I've received today |
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"'Can I suck your toes'
'Wanna meet me and my mates this weekend, we are in a stag do'
'You're too fit to be on here'
'I bet your pussy stinks'
And
'Are you too old to get pregnant'
Are some of the delights I've received today "
Send the stag do my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got 1 at 3am all it said was sex, not thing else, luckily I know the guy and have meet him several times, he did message me after and say sorry that his brain wasn't engaged lol |
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Today’s top 2 have been “Meet in my car so I can fist your arse?” and “I like fatties”
Nothing will ever top the very first message I ever got on here. “Send me your address so I can wank in your garden”.
Wondered for ages what it was that made my mate recommend the place to me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I the only person finding "at least you get messages" pretty unfunny. Some of the messages on here are fucking nasty. I have a fairly thick skin after a couple of years of these sites, but I've sobbed at a few. |
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"Am I the only person finding "at least you get messages" pretty unfunny. Some of the messages on here are fucking nasty. I have a fairly thick skin after a couple of years of these sites, but I've sobbed at a few. "
It’s very minimising of some really shitty comments.
It’s often done to excuse away men’s behaviour toward women in my experience (I know some women on here are nasty, but the majority of nastiness comes from men) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today’s top 2 have been “Meet in my car so I can fist your arse?” and “I like fatties”
Nothing will ever top the very first message I ever got on here. “Send me your address so I can wank in your garden”.
Wondered for ages what it was that made my mate recommend the place to me!!"
Did you send your address though ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:
What's my bra size?
Do I deep throat until I throw up?
Who do I model for? ( )
They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess
Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "
I've had the deep throat until I throw up thick vomit (very specific) request before. I said yes and was ghosted. He re sent the same message months later and denied that we've ever spoke. Also claims to be a pro footballer. |
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I think that Fab is fairly representative of life in general.
There will always be people who say rude, ignorant or vindictive messages as there are on social media sites and in the street.
They are generally cowardly and sad individuals who can hide behind anonymity
I would like to believe that the insidious messages are in the minority compared to the decent and reasonable ones.
I,as a single man, rarely receive messages at all but no doubt if I was available to men messaging then I might get some banal messages. I think largely women are more akin to be polite, reasonable or able to ignore a message they have no interest in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only person finding "at least you get messages" pretty unfunny. Some of the messages on here are fucking nasty. I have a fairly thick skin after a couple of years of these sites, but I've sobbed at a few. "
When I was younger you got men flashing or shouting abusive sexual stuff at you in the street. Now we have CCTV and people aren't as worried about reporting this behaviour these creeps hid on line. It's low level sex offending but because it's a sex site it's considered OK when it really isn't. |
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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:
What's my bra size?
Do I deep throat until I throw up?
Who do I model for? ( )
They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess
Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add?
I've had the deep throat until I throw up thick vomit (very specific) request before. I said yes and was ghosted. He re sent the same message months later and denied that we've ever spoke. Also claims to be a pro footballer."
Thats the one 
I had the same message on my last profile too. It must get repetitive |
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By *alaciaWoman
over a year ago
Worcester |
I've been collecting these together for a few weeks:
1. Hello very sexy, you so remind me of my grandmother when she was about you're age, she never wore panties just a sundress or short robe around the house, if not her bikini. First pussy I ever seen in person was hers, being 16 it was hard to not look. Heard her playing alone at night many times. My room was next to hers.
2. If i spin your boobs do i win a prize?
3.Those breasts could bring about world peace xxx
4. 02.20 pm Do you have a cucumber in the fridge?
02:30 pm Tell me.
5. Madam, I should like to begin an intrigue with you lol xxx Leigh
6. Hi, do you like dogs?
7. The photo in the Chinese restaurant is completely at odds with your profile and the picture of that stunning embonpoint, but expect to be added to the other 2000 and hear no more!!
8. Lets meet I want to destroy you.
9. Oh my fucking Goddess... It is not possible...according to Darwin, highly complex Math, and several men's magazines.... That you are single...
10. Mmm very sexy picture x Do you like seeing younger cock?
* Its age is immaterial.
It matters to some women! How would you make it hard?
* I've never had to try.
You’re just that sexy then?
* Apparently so.
How do you like to be fucked?
* By someone I like.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my favourite recently was a guy wanting me to watch him measure his tiny penis and the one who offered to suck himself off while I watched…curiosity was almost there "
I’ve had both of them too, I even got my magnifying glass out specially |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:
What's my bra size?
Do I deep throat until I throw up?
Who do I model for? ( )
They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess
Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add?
I've had the deep throat until I throw up thick vomit (very specific) request before. I said yes and was ghosted. He re sent the same message months later and denied that we've ever spoke. Also claims to be a pro footballer.
Thats the one
I had the same message on my last profile too. It must get repetitive "
Obviously he's just a shock merchant as he vanishes if you agree lol.
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"Am I the only person finding "at least you get messages" pretty unfunny. Some of the messages on here are fucking nasty. I have a fairly thick skin after a couple of years of these sites, but I've sobbed at a few. "
No, you are not. That line got tired a long, long, long, long, long time ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Have you ever had a poo at an airport”
This is the absolute winner. Did you reply? I'm intrigued to see where this one went "
I just said “yeah a massive one”
And left it at that... hope it gave him the thrill he so desperately wanted haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only person finding "at least you get messages" pretty unfunny. Some of the messages on here are fucking nasty. I have a fairly thick skin after a couple of years of these sites, but I've sobbed at a few.
It’s very minimising of some really shitty comments.
It’s often done to excuse away men’s behaviour toward women in my experience (I know some women on here are nasty, but the majority of nastiness comes from men) "
You're right, it is the casual ignoring or minimising of awful misogyny. That we are expected to accept or even be grateful for because we get lots of messages. If I've mentioned it to someone I am chatting to and they respond without acknowledging that - I don't want to talk to them anymore. |
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"Am I the only person finding "at least you get messages" pretty unfunny. Some of the messages on here are fucking nasty. I have a fairly thick skin after a couple of years of these sites, but I've sobbed at a few.
It’s very minimising of some really shitty comments.
It’s often done to excuse away men’s behaviour toward women in my experience (I know some women on here are nasty, but the majority of nastiness comes from men)
You're right, it is the casual ignoring or minimising of awful misogyny. That we are expected to accept or even be grateful for because we get lots of messages. If I've mentioned it to someone I am chatting to and they respond without acknowledging that - I don't want to talk to them anymore. "
Indeed. To quote Ben Aaronovitch, "oh for the return of the good old days when men were men and women were grateful."
I sometimes end up accidentally testing the men who contact me. When I express a stronger opinion or question something, there is always the risk of them getting angry. When they do not but respond in a kind and rational manner then my willingness to engage with them increases. |
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