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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lincoln

I've figured it out; the disproportionate numbers between men and women on Fab. It's not to do with supply and demand, or that many men join up believing this is Instabang, as we'd first thought.

And do you know what tipped me off to the truth? Hummingbirds. Some female Hummingbirds will pretend to be male in order to protect themselves from harassment and bullying.

So there you have it, we're all worried about men pretending to women on here when in actual fact it's women pretending to be men!

(Don't ask me about how they get meets, I haven't worked that bit of the theory out yet )

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Bloody autocorrect I meant "good morning"

LvM

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Genius!

And re meets, we all know hummingbirds are fab straight!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too early for mental gymnastics of that difficulty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've figured it out; the disproportionate numbers between men and women on Fab. It's not to do with supply and demand, or that many men join up believing this is Instabang, as we'd first thought.

And do you know what tipped me off to the truth? Hummingbirds. Some female Hummingbirds will pretend to be male in order to protect themselves from harassment and bullying.

So there you have it, we're all worried about men pretending to women on here when in actual fact it's women pretending to be men!

(Don't ask me about how they get meets, I haven't worked that bit of the theory out yet )

LvM"

This explains the high proportion of men contacting me even though I’m a straight (not fab straight) male. They are actually women offering me sexual encounters testing the water before they reveal their true gender.

Starting to make perfect sense now

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

(Whistle inconspicuously emoji)

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"This explains the high proportion of men contacting me even though I’m a straight (not fab straight) male. They are actually women offering me sexual encounters testing the water before they reveal their true gender.

Starting to make perfect sense now "

Right? I'll have to accept more of those out-of-the-blue blowjob offers in the future

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"(Whistle inconspicuously emoji) "

Like I said: rumbled

LvM

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Genius!

And re meets, we all know hummingbirds are fab straight! "

Bumming birds

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito

Hehehehe yep caught us out!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Damn it why didn’t I think of that

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Damn it why didn’t I think of that "

Don't play coy now Belle, I already know you masterminded the whole fiasco!

LvM

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well crap.

Yes LVM, you got us.

I'll take a random blow job if you're offering.....

(This is my Dave the trucker profile, right?)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmmmmmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's quite the Gedankenexperiment for a Monday morning

So all those FAF messages we've received from "guys" are really from women?

Bloody hell, that's several lifetimes of FFMs we've been passing up. Better go fix those filters ...

IS

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Damn it why didn’t I think of that

Don't play coy now Belle, I already know you masterminded the whole fiasco!

LvM"

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"(Whistle inconspicuously emoji)

Like I said: rumbled

LvM"

Damn, you got me me Mrs Stinsfire

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Ahh Al of those looking at me's make sense now...I'm a pussy with a false cock magnet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This explains the high proportion of men contacting me even though I’m a straight (not fab straight) male. They are actually women offering me sexual encounters testing the water before they reveal their true gender.

Starting to make perfect sense now

Right? I'll have to accept more of those out-of-the-blue blowjob offers in the future

LvM"

Thanks for offering to find the women in disguise for me. Just create a spreadsheet and put it in Dropbox or Google docs later

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Trans formers ... ladies in disguise

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