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What is the weirdest thing someone has said whilst in the moment funny or damn right weird? Mine was when we were getting down to it she sat me on a chair and her arse was bobbing up and down she blurted out “Oh Grandma!” Did make me smirk then she said it a few more times good job she was facing away from me At the time |
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over a year ago
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Fucking PW over the dining room table, we came together for the first time and within seconds of coming PW says 'that's it we're a proper couple now!'
Then we both fell about laughing. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Someone told me I was amazing. They were clearly confused at the time.
Fine. I won't tell you again.
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Nope. That's it. From now on I shall say "decidedly adequate".
You're welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ex once bleated like a sheep. She had been ripping the push out of me for being a farm boy earlier in the day and this was apparently the next logical step. "
Well, if you go into the bedroom wearing wellies, you should expect nothing less! 
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"An ex once bleated like a sheep. She had been ripping the push out of me for being a farm boy earlier in the day and this was apparently the next logical step.
Well, if you go into the bedroom wearing wellies, you should expect nothing less!
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If I'm honest I think it was the flat cap that did the damage |
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"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on."
 that's just cruel |
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over a year ago
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A few months after my divorce I met a school mum in a local pub. One thing lead to another and while we were fucking she started asking about my ex wife and which hair salon she uses…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had a guy whisper his full shopping list in my ear, right at the moment of pure release.....
i think it was the "bog roll" and "dog wormer" what made me get up and get dressed! |
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“Oh, that will be mum” as we were going at it on the sofa and we heard a key in the front door.
And “can you be a bit quieter, my parents are in the next room”, when I went home with a girl I met in a nightclub. |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
Reading |
A female who was not vocal during sex. Once just as I entered her, was not fully in. Said Remember Banana’s. I was WTF. Stopped , she in turn started to laugh . Which yes spoiled the momentum. She did explain . That yes was enjoying . Remembered needed banana’s as I entered her. |
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"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.
that's just cruel "
There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing! |
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"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.
that's just cruel
There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!"
What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink? |
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"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.
that's just cruel
There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!
What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink? "
Is there a kink for shouting random politician names during sex?
Oh god... yes... yes... MATT HANCOCK! god, that's so good... ED DAVEY! |
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"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.
that's just cruel
There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!
What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink?
Is there a kink for shouting random politician names during sex?
Oh god... yes... yes... MATT HANCOCK! god, that's so good... ED DAVEY!"
Oh fuck...IAN PAISLEY.....right there JOHN MAJOR
We may just have created it
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once explained the entire movie the forbidden zone to a girl whilst fucking her. It was a bizzare experience we had the film on and I had smoked for the first time in years. I was so happy to show her this strange film I am obsessed with and being so stoned I couldn't help myself haha |
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"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.
that's just cruel
There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!
What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink?
Is there a kink for shouting random politician names during sex?
Oh god... yes... yes... MATT HANCOCK! god, that's so good... ED DAVEY!
Oh fuck...IAN PAISLEY.....right there JOHN MAJOR
We may just have created it
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Haha, I'm up for giving it a go if you are! |
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"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.
that's just cruel
There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!
What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink?
Is there a kink for shouting random politician names during sex?
Oh god... yes... yes... MATT HANCOCK! god, that's so good... ED DAVEY!
Oh fuck...IAN PAISLEY.....right there JOHN MAJOR
We may just have created it
Haha, I'm up for giving it a go if you are! "
I'm game as a badger |
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