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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!)  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!) "
Thous shalt not throw a tantrum because someone blocked them |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!) "
Keep it lighthearted please.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shall always be dressed in sexy lingerie when reading messages so you are ready for action when reading messages asking "fancy a fuck now""
phahaa. love this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!)
Thous shalt not throw a tantrum because someone blocked them "
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I still believe there is a difference between blocking because one is not interested, and blocking because one is being a coward after sending unpleasant and unsolicited messages so that the recipient cannot respond in kind.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not expect everyone to think you are irresistible/drop dead gorgeous, and that no one can possible turn you down! "
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Bugger, just spotted the typo mistake, it should read "possibly", of course!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every single man shalt verily invest in a sky remote or can of Sure deodorant for showing their cock size in photos.lol...like that one"
Other deodorants are available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Pffftif the cap fits....
...chuck it on the floor with the rest of the clothes that are superfluous.
They only work if you leave them in  "
It was getting them in without them pinging onto the floor that was the problem ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Females shalt wear stockings and suspenders or hold-ups, push up bra and 6 inch heels at all times."
And full make-up. And shall never have their period. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
" Pffftif the cap fits....
...chuck it on the floor with the rest of the clothes that are superfluous.
They only work if you leave them in
It was getting them in without them pinging onto the floor that was the problem ! "
Those were the days... cap shooting across the bathroom when you tried to hook it out. Nostalgia, it ain't what it used to be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Females shalt wear stockings and suspenders or hold-ups, push up bra and 6 inch heels at all times.
And full make-up. And shall never have their period."
And never have bad hair days. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
The Grand Poo Bah dost decree that this is the most sacred of all commandments: females who do not accommodate are fakey timewasters. It is the solemn duty of all females to accommodate in all circumstances, providing food and other sustenance to meet even the most restricted of dietary needs and desires. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt not ever, ever, ever, never, fucking ever, ever, ever, believe a fucking a word, ever, that anyone utters on here, EVER!!  |
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"Thou shall make sure ones skirt is not tucked into ones knickers when leaving the ladies especially when wearing granny pants. "
lmao that happened on one of my trips, they ( the couple ) kept taking food from tables,she got food poisoning and left coach loo with skirt up her tail....everyone she passe made comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt remove socks when playing.
Thou shalt not use the line 'will fill in later' for more than an hour on any profile.
Thou must take profile pics of more than just your cock (13 times) - even if it's the best looking part of your body.
Thou shalt not sulk if you lose the 'word of the week' competition.
Thou shalt not post status updates bitching about others - but are permitted to curse them under your breath and stick pins in home made voodoo dolls!
Thou shalt not post pics of any of the following - blue waffles, muddy starfishes, third nipples, loos, sky remotes or any fruits or vegetables inserted where the sun don't shine! |
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"Thou shalt remove socks when playing.
Thou shalt not use the line 'will fill in later' for more than an hour on any profile.
Thou must take profile pics of more than just your cock (13 times) - even if it's the best looking part of your body.
Thou shalt not sulk if you lose the 'word of the week' competition.
Thou shalt not post status updates bitching about others - but are permitted to curse them under your breath and stick pins in home made voodoo dolls!
Thou shalt not post pics of any of the following - blue waffles, muddy starfishes, third nipples, loos, sky remotes or any fruits or vegetables inserted where the sun don't shine!"
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Thou shall make sure ones skirt is not tucked into ones knickers when leaving the ladies especially when wearing granny pants.
lmao that happened on one of my trips, they ( the couple ) kept taking food from tables,she got food poisoning and left coach loo with skirt up her tail....everyone she passe made comment "
Happened to me at my best mate's sister's wedding - fecking mortified, and I hadn't even had a ruddy drink at the time |
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