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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and ended up with splinters off the stick in an odd place?  "
Did you leave it there long enough for it to melt?
Damn - that must have been chilly!! I've heard of sticking glass dildo's in fridges - but ice lollys? That's gotta burn!  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"and ended up with splinters off the stick in an odd place?
Did you leave it there long enough for it to melt?
Damn - that must have been chilly!! I've heard of sticking glass dildo's in fridges - but ice lollys? That's gotta burn! "
Fruit pastille lollies are fruity n dont burn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later.  i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy  "
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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy
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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!
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i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy
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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!
i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then "
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 here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy
.
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!
i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then
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here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!
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get messy...want more details?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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had a dear friend whose grandmother used to knit and push the needles down the side of her chair when we were 10 she jumped in chair and inpaled herself on the 10 inch needle was ok after some heeling but certainly makes you wary where you sit xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy
.
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!
i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then
.
here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!
get messy...want more details? "
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Eh no, as I am still quite innocent and do not wish to be corrupted!  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"had a dear friend whose grandmother used to knit and push the needles down the side of her chair when we were 10 she jumped in chair and inpaled herself on the 10 inch needle was ok after some heeling but certainly makes you wary where you sit xxx "
OUCH!!!  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy
.
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!
i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then
.
here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!
get messy...want more details?
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Eh no, as I am still quite innocent and do not wish to be corrupted! "
Innocent!!!!! You???? Ok whos kidnapped Pearl??? Whos using her profile???? And i never corrupt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy
.
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!
i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then
.
here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!
get messy...want more details?
.
Eh no, as I am still quite innocent and do not wish to be corrupted!
Innocent!!!!! You???? Ok whos kidnapped Pearl??? Whos using her profile???? And i never corrupt "
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Shhhhhhh, please do not blow my "nice girl" persona! |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy
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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!
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i once knew a girl that liked a king size mars fun but messy  |
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"had a dear friend whose grandmother used to knit and push the needles down the side of her chair when we were 10 she jumped in chair and inpaled herself on the 10 inch needle was ok after some heeling but certainly makes you wary where you sit xxx OUCH!!! "
Back to none sexual splinters and stuff!!!
If you were in one of the older schools where in the PE class the climbing frames etc were all attached to the wall normally made of wood.
Picture this, assault course type climbing ropes and slides, me about 10 year old (fly here) wearing shorts climbed rope then jumped on the slide, slid down catching half way down the slide on a broken bit, fast forward to being in hospital with a 2" bit of the slide being removed from the inside of my left bum cheek!!!!  |
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