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2 truth, 1 lie Fab edition - let us guess which is which?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'll go first:

I've had sex in a bath house

I fell asleep while having sex

I have a body count of less than 5

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll go first:

I've had sex in a bath house

I fell asleep while having sex

I have a body count of less than 5"

Last one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably the body count unless you have seen military action

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry didn't see the ".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake "

3 xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll go first:

I've had sex in a bath house

I fell asleep while having sex

I have a body count of less than 5"

number 1 I don't believe you've ever been to bath let alone stay in a house there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake "

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake "

2 think Ur be the banger not the bangie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake "

p.s not meaning u fake lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My turn

I have had a blow job in a churchyard

I used to work with Peter Kay

I was involved in a gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My turn

I have had a blow job in a churchyard

I used to work with Peter Kay

I was involved in a gangbang"

was it Natalie's gangbang?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21"

2 xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x"

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake 2 think Ur be the banger not the bangie "

Emmm both to be honest depends on the sex off the people involved

For men I am the bangee I don’t top guys

For woman I am both depends on how they want to play it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xx"

I was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x"

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?"

Haha a holiday would be lovely! X

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman  over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I'll go first:

I've had sex in a bath house

I fell asleep while having sex

I have a body count of less than 5"

Bath House is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake 2 think Ur be the banger not the bangie

Emmm both to be honest depends on the sex off the people involved

For men I am the bangee I don’t top guys

For woman I am both depends on how they want to play it "

always good to know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x"

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

Haha a holiday would be lovely! X"

where would u go for Ur holiday of a lifetime should u win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol "

bet that was a sight to behold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol "

Haha well that’s good to know for when I finally attend a club! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease "

raises hand shouts 1!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

Haha a holiday would be lovely! Xwhere would u go for Ur holiday of a lifetime should u win "

Somewhere cold, l hate the heat, would love to stay in a igloo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21"

1 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1! "

I’ll allow a few people to guess and then I’ll reveal the answer lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

Haha a holiday would be lovely! Xwhere would u go for Ur holiday of a lifetime should u win

Somewhere cold, l hate the heat, would love to stay in a igloo x"

good excuse to snuggle close

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

Haha a holiday would be lovely! Xwhere would u go for Ur holiday of a lifetime should u win

Somewhere cold, l hate the heat, would love to stay in a igloo xgood excuse to snuggle close "

Indeed! Haha plus I’ve seen online you can stay in these glass domes, looks amazing x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

Haha a holiday would be lovely! Xwhere would u go for Ur holiday of a lifetime should u win

Somewhere cold, l hate the heat, would love to stay in a igloo xgood excuse to snuggle close

Indeed! Haha plus I’ve seen online you can stay in these glass domes, looks amazing x"

that would be sooo cool lookin up at the stars after Makin beast with 2 backs obviously lol although perfect place for voyers all see throu domes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol bet that was a sight to behold "

Not shour but it may have been after looking round I sort off just closed my eyes and went along for the ride and think it one point I even blacked out a but as it gets a little blurry then I came to a bit noticed there wasn’t anyone left that must have all had they go who want to I kind off shameful pulled my knickers up dress down and rushed for the door back to the hotel room and sat in dump found trance about what had just happened till the morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

Haha a holiday would be lovely! Xwhere would u go for Ur holiday of a lifetime should u win

Somewhere cold, l hate the heat, would love to stay in a igloo xgood excuse to snuggle close

Indeed! Haha plus I’ve seen online you can stay in these glass domes, looks amazing xthat would be sooo cool lookin up at the stars after Makin beast with 2 backs obviously lol although perfect place for voyers all see throu domes "

They might get abit cold standing outside to watch though ! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol

Haha well that’s good to know for when I finally attend a club! X"

Not shour all are like that but yes this one didn’t start getting packed till like a hour and hafe after opening x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol bet that was a sight to behold

Not shour but it may have been after looking round I sort off just closed my eyes and went along for the ride and think it one point I even blacked out a but as it gets a little blurry then I came to a bit noticed there wasn’t anyone left that must have all had they go who want to I kind off shameful pulled my knickers up dress down and rushed for the door back to the hotel room and sat in dump found trance about what had just happened till the morning "

when put like that doesn't sound so enjoyable so know 1 new actually asked!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

Haha a holiday would be lovely! Xwhere would u go for Ur holiday of a lifetime should u win

Somewhere cold, l hate the heat, would love to stay in a igloo xgood excuse to snuggle close

Indeed! Haha plus I’ve seen online you can stay in these glass domes, looks amazing xthat would be sooo cool lookin up at the stars after Makin beast with 2 backs obviously lol although perfect place for voyers all see throu domes

They might get abit cold standing outside to watch though ! Haha x"

but what views they'd have if was all couples or more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol bet that was a sight to behold

Not shour but it may have been after looking round I sort off just closed my eyes and went along for the ride and think it one point I even blacked out a but as it gets a little blurry then I came to a bit noticed there wasn’t anyone left that must have all had they go who want to I kind off shameful pulled my knickers up dress down and rushed for the door back to the hotel room and sat in dump found trance about what had just happened till the morning when put like that doesn't sound so enjoyable so know 1 new actually asked!?"

Technically no but at the same time I didn’t exactly stop it I could have uncuffed my self at anytime with the quick release buttons maybe I have worded a bit wrong as spelling and wording isn’t my best attentibute and technically I wasn’t going to say no ither it was what it was it was injoyble to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’ve had a threesome

2. I’ve sucked a guy

3. I was a virgin until I was 21

2 xxI was gonna say that so IL go with 3 both in with a chance of winning what are the prizes speed boat, holiday?

Haha a holiday would be lovely! Xwhere would u go for Ur holiday of a lifetime should u win

Somewhere cold, l hate the heat, would love to stay in a igloo xgood excuse to snuggle close

Indeed! Haha plus I’ve seen online you can stay in these glass domes, looks amazing xthat would be sooo cool lookin up at the stars after Makin beast with 2 backs obviously lol although perfect place for voyers all see throu domes

They might get abit cold standing outside to watch though ! Haha xbut what views they'd have if was all couples or more "

There certainly would have a nice view ! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1! "

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha x

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"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol bet that was a sight to behold

Not shour but it may have been after looking round I sort off just closed my eyes and went along for the ride and think it one point I even blacked out a but as it gets a little blurry then I came to a bit noticed there wasn’t anyone left that must have all had they go who want to I kind off shameful pulled my knickers up dress down and rushed for the door back to the hotel room and sat in dump found trance about what had just happened till the morning when put like that doesn't sound so enjoyable so know 1 new actually asked!?

Technically no but at the same time I didn’t exactly stop it I could have uncuffed my self at anytime with the quick release buttons maybe I have worded a bit wrong as spelling and wording isn’t my best attentibute and technically I wasn’t going to say no ither it was what it was it was injoyble to me "

oh I see in that case it sounds hot if u enjoyed it just not from my point of view if didn't if know wot I mean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1!

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha x"

shit looks like I'm not winning the speed boat! IL go for 2 then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1!

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha xshit looks like I'm not winning the speed boat! IL go for 2 then? "

Haha 2 is indeed the lie x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol bet that was a sight to behold

Not shour but it may have been after looking round I sort off just closed my eyes and went along for the ride and think it one point I even blacked out a but as it gets a little blurry then I came to a bit noticed there wasn’t anyone left that must have all had they go who want to I kind off shameful pulled my knickers up dress down and rushed for the door back to the hotel room and sat in dump found trance about what had just happened till the morning when put like that doesn't sound so enjoyable so know 1 new actually asked!?

Technically no but at the same time I didn’t exactly stop it I could have uncuffed my self at anytime with the quick release buttons maybe I have worded a bit wrong as spelling and wording isn’t my best attentibute and technically I wasn’t going to say no ither it was what it was it was injoyble to me oh I see in that case it sounds hot if u enjoyed it just not from my point of view if didn't if know wot I mean "

Oooo no I get what you mean dum found ness and the shameful knickers up dress down bolt for the door I put down to being young was only 24 at the time

I was still in that mind frame off someone conveniently whare I had done something shamefully wrong

Now though oooo god no I would sit the rest off the night in everyone’s compey and own that and smile and joke about it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1!

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha xshit looks like I'm not winning the speed boat! IL go for 2 then?

Haha 2 is indeed the lie x"

do I get a consolation prize? A bully statue with darts, crystal decanter?any thing

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen

1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol bet that was a sight to behold

Not shour but it may have been after looking round I sort off just closed my eyes and went along for the ride and think it one point I even blacked out a but as it gets a little blurry then I came to a bit noticed there wasn’t anyone left that must have all had they go who want to I kind off shameful pulled my knickers up dress down and rushed for the door back to the hotel room and sat in dump found trance about what had just happened till the morning when put like that doesn't sound so enjoyable so know 1 new actually asked!?

Technically no but at the same time I didn’t exactly stop it I could have uncuffed my self at anytime with the quick release buttons maybe I have worded a bit wrong as spelling and wording isn’t my best attentibute and technically I wasn’t going to say no ither it was what it was it was injoyble to me oh I see in that case it sounds hot if u enjoyed it just not from my point of view if didn't if know wot I mean

Oooo no I get what you mean dum found ness and the shameful knickers up dress down bolt for the door I put down to being young was only 24 at the time

I was still in that mind frame off someone conveniently whare I had done something shamefully wrong

Now though oooo god no I would sit the rest off the night in everyone’s compey and own that and smile and joke about it x"

ah yeah shame can't talk to Ur self back then &be like it's ok to like such & such get wot u mean well let me know if & when next takes place lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1!

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha xshit looks like I'm not winning the speed boat! IL go for 2 then?

Haha 2 is indeed the lie xdo I get a consolation prize? A bully statue with darts, crystal decanter?any thing "

IIIINNNN OOOONNNEE,

You can have a free trip on my boat! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1!

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha xshit looks like I'm not winning the speed boat! IL go for 2 then?

Haha 2 is indeed the lie xdo I get a consolation prize? A bully statue with darts, crystal decanter?any thing

IIIINNNN OOOONNNEE,

You can have a free trip on my boat! Lol x"

sounds good where we goin?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?"

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1!

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha xshit looks like I'm not winning the speed boat! IL go for 2 then?

Haha 2 is indeed the lie xdo I get a consolation prize? A bully statue with darts, crystal decanter?any thing

IIIINNNN OOOONNNEE,

You can have a free trip on my boat! Lol x sounds good where we goin? "

Just around the English Channel lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?"

if UV never been on plane since 3 lol have no idea who the bloke is so maybe 2 or 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I joke about being easy and my knickers live at my ankles but that’s far from the truth I am not that easy just playful jokeing around but if things got real I am down for it

2 I have been gangbanged

3 I am fake

3 is the lie,

But I’m curious how was the gangbang ? Really want to try it x

Was good sort off was unexpected

In my younger years when I was new to clubs I hand cuffed my self bent over and left the play room door open not thinking or knowing I had just invited anyone walking past to have a go

Wasn’t till like the 1st and 2nd guy had a go and I was like ok then a 3rd jumped in and I thought hold on a minute turned and looked and there was a line at the play room door that’s when I realise what was happening and I sort off just went well in the moment now may as well let it happen would love to try a orgised one whare I know going in what’s happening x

Sounds like fun! Fair play to you for handcuffing yourself and leaving the door open lol, I don’t think I have the courage for that, plus I’m a little bit of a control freak when it comes to sex so I’d be right out of my depth lol x

I wouldn’t have if the place wasn’t deadish at the time

I turned up for it opening and there was only about 6-7 guys and couple off woman and 2-3 couples

Sat for a hour and was like this place is a bit dead

So went to the play room hand cuff my self and thought ok I wait see someone take the fancy and then go back to the hotel not much pickings hear

Unknown the place dosent start filling up till after 10.30 that was my mistake lol bet that was a sight to behold

Not shour but it may have been after looking round I sort off just closed my eyes and went along for the ride and think it one point I even blacked out a but as it gets a little blurry then I came to a bit noticed there wasn’t anyone left that must have all had they go who want to I kind off shameful pulled my knickers up dress down and rushed for the door back to the hotel room and sat in dump found trance about what had just happened till the morning when put like that doesn't sound so enjoyable so know 1 new actually asked!?

Technically no but at the same time I didn’t exactly stop it I could have uncuffed my self at anytime with the quick release buttons maybe I have worded a bit wrong as spelling and wording isn’t my best attentibute and technically I wasn’t going to say no ither it was what it was it was injoyble to me oh I see in that case it sounds hot if u enjoyed it just not from my point of view if didn't if know wot I mean

Oooo no I get what you mean dum found ness and the shameful knickers up dress down bolt for the door I put down to being young was only 24 at the time

I was still in that mind frame off someone conveniently whare I had done something shamefully wrong

Now though oooo god no I would sit the rest off the night in everyone’s compey and own that and smile and joke about it xah yeah shame can't talk to Ur self back then &be like it's ok to like such & such get wot u mean well let me know if & when next takes place lol "

Yes definitely do and will do lol

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie "

well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1!

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha xshit looks like I'm not winning the speed boat! IL go for 2 then?

Haha 2 is indeed the lie xdo I get a consolation prize? A bully statue with darts, crystal decanter?any thing

IIIINNNN OOOONNNEE,

You can have a free trip on my boat! Lol x sounds good where we goin?

Just around the English Channel lol x"

thatl do haven't got up to date passport

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?if UV never been on plane since 3 lol have no idea who the bloke is so maybe 2 or 1 "

????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after "

oh dear it appears the budget been blown on Ur boat Tori now just coconuts left!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I’m not actually attracted to men, I just love dick lol

2. Ive had sex with more men then women

3. I’ve never had a sexually transmitted disease raises hand shouts 1!

1 is actually the truth lol, it’s a 50/50 chance of getting it right now haha xshit looks like I'm not winning the speed boat! IL go for 2 then?

Haha 2 is indeed the lie xdo I get a consolation prize? A bully statue with darts, crystal decanter?any thing

IIIINNNN OOOONNNEE,

You can have a free trip on my boat! Lol x sounds good where we goin?

Just around the English Channel lol xthatl do haven't got up to date passport "

Ditto! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after "

I’ll turn that coconut into a moisturiser, good for the skin ! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after

I’ll turn that coconut into a moisturiser, good for the skin ! X"

no I'm not sayin anything to that I'll be good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after oh dear it appears the budget been blown on Ur boat Tori now just coconuts left! "

Must of been a small budget, I paid next to nothing for my boat! Haha x

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after

I’ll turn that coconut into a moisturiser, good for the skin ! X no I'm not sayin anything to that I'll be good "

oh go on why break the habit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

"

2 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after

I’ll turn that coconut into a moisturiser, good for the skin ! X no I'm not sayin anything to that I'll be good oh go on why break the habit "

I'm always good me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

2 is the lie"

that was a quick finger on the buzzer! Find out after the break

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

"

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after

I’ll turn that coconut into a moisturiser, good for the skin ! X no I'm not sayin anything to that I'll be good oh go on why break the habit I'm always good me "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie "

oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after

I’ll turn that coconut into a moisturiser, good for the skin ! X no I'm not sayin anything to that I'll be good oh go on why break the habit I'm always good me "

so appears my I inadvertently had 2 false answers lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol "

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha x

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after

I’ll turn that coconut into a moisturiser, good for the skin ! X no I'm not sayin anything to that I'll be good oh go on why break the habit I'm always good me so appears my I inadvertently had 2 false answers lmao"

haha I would like to answer that but I have actually no idea what you mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was born in the same hour that Robert Kennedy was assassinated

2. I once knocked over seve ballesteros when watching a golf tournament

3. I was on the plane taking off from Paris just before the Concorde plane behind us that crashed?

I’m gunna say 1 is a lie well done a coconut for the lady. It was the day after

I’ll turn that coconut into a moisturiser, good for the skin ! X no I'm not sayin anything to that I'll be good oh go on why break the habit I'm always good me so appears my I inadvertently had 2 false answers lmao haha I would like to answer that but I have actually no idea what you mean lol "

u both said 2 which I thought I was same hight lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha x"

well I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha xwell I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently! "

Ahh my tired eyes deceived me! I didn’t realise it said never otherwise it would of been my first guess, for some reason I thought it said I’ve eaten a spider haha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha xwell I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently!

Ahh my tired eyes deceived me! I didn’t realise it said never otherwise it would of been my first guess, for some reason I thought it said I’ve eaten a spider haha x"

I should of just stick with I've eaten Tori! Thought that but Ur win straight a way

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"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha xwell I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently!

Ahh my tired eyes deceived me! I didn’t realise it said never otherwise it would of been my first guess, for some reason I thought it said I’ve eaten a spider haha xI should of just stick with I've eaten Tori! Thought that but Ur win straight a way "

Haha! Been awhile since I’ve been eaten lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha xwell I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently!

Ahh my tired eyes deceived me! I didn’t realise it said never otherwise it would of been my first guess, for some reason I thought it said I’ve eaten a spider haha xI should of just stick with I've eaten Tori! Thought that but Ur win straight a way

Haha! Been awhile since I’ve been eaten lol x"

U got a female friend for my Mrs & I could

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha xwell I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently!

Ahh my tired eyes deceived me! I didn’t realise it said never otherwise it would of been my first guess, for some reason I thought it said I’ve eaten a spider haha xI should of just stick with I've eaten Tori! Thought that but Ur win straight a way

Haha! Been awhile since I’ve been eaten lol xU got a female friend for my Mrs & I could "

I wish I had a female friend! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha xwell I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently!

Ahh my tired eyes deceived me! I didn’t realise it said never otherwise it would of been my first guess, for some reason I thought it said I’ve eaten a spider haha xI should of just stick with I've eaten Tori! Thought that but Ur win straight a way

Haha! Been awhile since I’ve been eaten lol xU got a female friend for my Mrs & I could

I wish I had a female friend! Haha x"

keep me in mind if find 1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha xwell I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently!

Ahh my tired eyes deceived me! I didn’t realise it said never otherwise it would of been my first guess, for some reason I thought it said I’ve eaten a spider haha xI should of just stick with I've eaten Tori! Thought that but Ur win straight a way

Haha! Been awhile since I’ve been eaten lol xU got a female friend for my Mrs & I could

I wish I had a female friend! Haha xkeep me in mind if find 1 lol "

Will do haha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1 I've never done a sexual act in a public place

2 I'm the same height as a male chimp

3 ive never eaten I spider

A male chimp is on average around 4 ft 11, and after a little perv on your profile you are both indeed taller then a male chimp, so I’m also going to say 2 is a lie oh don't say that that means Colchester zoo lied to me they used to have silhouettes of male & female & I was the exact height as male was rather chuffed with that lol

Haha male chimps have been know to reach the height of 5ft 6, but on average there around 4 ft 11,

But in that case I’m going to say 1 is lie, everyone has eaten a spider in there sleep at some point haha xwell I'm the height of a tall 1 then pmsl & it's 3 because I said I'd "never" eaten 1 ate loads as a baby in garden apparently!

Ahh my tired eyes deceived me! I didn’t realise it said never otherwise it would of been my first guess, for some reason I thought it said I’ve eaten a spider haha xI should of just stick with I've eaten Tori! Thought that but Ur win straight a way

Haha! Been awhile since I’ve been eaten lol xU got a female friend for my Mrs & I could

I wish I had a female friend! Haha xkeep me in mind if find 1 lol

Will do haha x"

Ur on hotlist now so is it ok to perv from now on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perv all you like, you have my permission lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perv all you like, you have my permission lol x"
don't need tellin twice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My turn

I have had a blow job in a churchyard

I used to work with Peter Kay

I was involved in a gangbangwas it Natalie's gangbang? "

Unfortunately not

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