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By *iss Kiss OP   Woman  over a year ago

near Coventry

Would God like you?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yeah I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

God knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He’d be jealous of my beard but yeah he’d tolerate me dropping C bombs

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By *uddy laneMan  over a year ago

dudley

Wait a minute god ain't real.

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By *oozleMan  over a year ago

high wycombe

Hmmm, possibly but I’m not really a believer

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By *alty surpriseMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

In certain areas of my life he would...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like I'd care

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By *ryan...Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

Yes she would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably not but if he's who I think he is, I'm okay with that

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By *iltopbearMan  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Would God like you?"
With the way humanity treats each other and what we've done to the planet it would be a NO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't care

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

noone likes me haha so i guess not

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By *iss Kiss OP   Woman  over a year ago

near Coventry


"Would God like you? With the way humanity treats each other and what we've done to the planet it would be a NO "

What about you on your own. Not as part of humanity.

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By *iltopbearMan  over a year ago

Norfolk


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What about you on your own. Not as part of humanity. "

He wouldn't love me because I've never believed in the big book of lies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Which god? Are we taking Allah? Yarweh? Zeus? There's lots to choose from and they all like different things.

Mr

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

As we are on here no think we might have more in common with the Lucifer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would God like you?"

If he didn’t he could fuck off again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely I’m adorable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Definitely I’m adorable "

I think Jesus might send you a wink too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Definitely I’m adorable

I think Jesus might send you a wink too "

Oh I think he would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He wouldn’t care, he’d be too busy creating new shite to see how we deal with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Definitely I’m adorable

I think Jesus might send you a wink too

Oh I think he would "

Mind that St Peter though. He's a bit of a letch and a toucher

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Based on the Bible? Nah, he'd lob me straight into the firey fire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Definitely I’m adorable

I think Jesus might send you a wink too

Oh I think he would

Mind that St Peter though. He's a bit of a letch and a toucher "

Hmmm are you called Peter by any chance

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

You know how folk are around naughty but loveable kids? Well, that.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Well as he apparently created us in his own image I guess he'd probably tolerate me

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By *exymansexyMan  over a year ago

Warfield

People dislike things that frighten them.

You think God is frightened of any of you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably not as I don't believe any god would allow kids to die from cancer.

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Probably not as I don't believe any god would allow kids to die from cancer. "

There’s an argument that we are causing cancer (plastics, chemicals, modern lifestyles), and given that God supports our free will he has to allow it.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

I'd do as much as I possibly could to piss him off so he hated me....

Serves the dick right for all the shit he puts upon the world

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By *entleman_spyMan  over a year ago

nearby


"People dislike things that frighten them.

You think God is frightened of any of you?"

He is of me !

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Nah I don't think he would like me....

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

I think he would since how far I've come overcome in the deepest challenging times might even come to me for further advice

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Of course

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By *iss Kiss OP   Woman  over a year ago

near Coventry


"Which god? Are we taking Allah? Yarweh? Zeus? There's lots to choose from and they all like different things.

Mr"

Any God I suppose

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

No because I would punch him right now. Why do the good ones always go too soon?

J x

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I've no idea, but it would be a bit stupid creating something he didn't like.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She might not like my atheism

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Of course, I'm delightful... and *technically* Catholic which as Dara O'brien explains, is a very sticky religion

LvM

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By *acksLamentMan  over a year ago

Wales

I like Jesus,but he loves me....so it's a bit awkward.

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By *iking.beardMan  over a year ago

Leeds

If God was real compared to all the death and suffering they would be responsible for inflicting on innocent people for im a fucking saints! Lol

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london

If it's god of one of the Abrahamic religions then I have failed at most of the rules set so he would not like me

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By *extravagantWoman  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I am a very naughty girl but I’ve never given kids bone cancer... so comparatively I’d be rather good, if it were real...

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

As long as he/she didn’t look at our FAB account then he’d think we were angels

K

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

“This is how the love of God is revealed to us: God has sent his only Son into the world so that we can live through him. This is love: it is not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son as the sacrifice that deals with our sins.” — 1 John 4:9-10

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Think this about sums it up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“This is how the love of God is revealed to us: God has sent his only Son into the world so that we can live through him. This is love: it is not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son as the sacrifice that deals with our sins.” — 1 John 4:9-10

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Think this about sums it up!"

But God created the world and he knows everything that will happen before it happens. He therefore created a world knowing that it would be so fucked up and full of misery that he would have to allow his son to be murdered to save it (which lets face it is a little bit of a strange way of doing things). I can't help but ask why he needed to create such a world in the first place. I mean would you make something that you knew you would end up loving so much you'd need at some point in the future to have a son and watch him be tortured to death to save your creation? So then what is the answer to why God did this? Oh yes, to show his glory. God allowed his son to die yo save the earth he created for his own glory.

Isaiah 43:6b–7: “Bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the end of the earth, everyone who is called by my name, whom I created for my glory,

Mr

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Kettering


"“This is how the love of God is revealed to us: God has sent his only Son into the world so that we can live through him. This is love: it is not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son as the sacrifice that deals with our sins.” — 1 John 4:9-10

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Think this about sums it up!

But God created the world and he knows everything that will happen before it happens. He therefore created a world knowing that it would be so fucked up and full of misery that he would have to allow his son to be murdered to save it (which lets face it is a little bit of a strange way of doing things). I can't help but ask why he needed to create such a world in the first place. I mean would you make something that you knew you would end up loving so much you'd need at some point in the future to have a son and watch him be tortured to death to save your creation? So then what is the answer to why God did this? Oh yes, to show his glory. God allowed his son to die yo save the earth he created for his own glory.

Isaiah 43:6b–7: “Bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the end of the earth, everyone who is called by my name, whom I created for my glory,

Mr"

Bloody heck!

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"“This is how the love of God is revealed to us: God has sent his only Son into the world so that we can live through him. This is love: it is not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son as the sacrifice that deals with our sins.” — 1 John 4:9-10

---

Think this about sums it up!

But God created the world and he knows everything that will happen before it happens. He therefore created a world knowing that it would be so fucked up and full of misery that he would have to allow his son to be murdered to save it (which lets face it is a little bit of a strange way of doing things). I can't help but ask why he needed to create such a world in the first place. I mean would you make something that you knew you would end up loving so much you'd need at some point in the future to have a son and watch him be tortured to death to save your creation? So then what is the answer to why God did this? Oh yes, to show his glory. God allowed his son to die yo save the earth he created for his own glory.

Isaiah 43:6b–7: “Bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the end of the earth, everyone who is called by my name, whom I created for my glory,

Mr"

Many Christians believe in free will

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

He'd give me a kiosk

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yessssss

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By *100Man  over a year ago

Essex

I think so I’m kind and patient but he might say I wank way to much lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“This is how the love of God is revealed to us: God has sent his only Son into the world so that we can live through him. This is love: it is not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son as the sacrifice that deals with our sins.” — 1 John 4:9-10

---

Think this about sums it up!

But God created the world and he knows everything that will happen before it happens. He therefore created a world knowing that it would be so fucked up and full of misery that he would have to allow his son to be murdered to save it (which lets face it is a little bit of a strange way of doing things). I can't help but ask why he needed to create such a world in the first place. I mean would you make something that you knew you would end up loving so much you'd need at some point in the future to have a son and watch him be tortured to death to save your creation? So then what is the answer to why God did this? Oh yes, to show his glory. God allowed his son to die yo save the earth he created for his own glory.

Isaiah 43:6b–7: “Bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the end of the earth, everyone who is called by my name, whom I created for my glory,

Mr"

Regardless of anything that has happened in your life up to this point would you personally have wished to have NEVER existed? We all probably have had the odd moment, but that thing called life is quite something!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really hope so..

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By *ordon88Man  over a year ago

town

Would he be watching soccer aid

He’d definitely be on fab as his son had a “tea party” with 7 sailors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“This is how the love of God is revealed to us: God has sent his only Son into the world so that we can live through him. This is love: it is not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son as the sacrifice that deals with our sins.” — 1 John 4:9-10

---

Think this about sums it up!

But God created the world and he knows everything that will happen before it happens. He therefore created a world knowing that it would be so fucked up and full of misery that he would have to allow his son to be murdered to save it (which lets face it is a little bit of a strange way of doing things). I can't help but ask why he needed to create such a world in the first place. I mean would you make something that you knew you would end up loving so much you'd need at some point in the future to have a son and watch him be tortured to death to save your creation? So then what is the answer to why God did this? Oh yes, to show his glory. God allowed his son to die yo save the earth he created for his own glory.

Isaiah 43:6b–7: “Bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the end of the earth, everyone who is called by my name, whom I created for my glory,

Mr

Many Christians believe in free will"

And? You mean that God wanted his creation to have the free will to choose to give him glory even though he knew (he's omnipotent remember) that the direct result would be him having to sacrifice his own son.

I've had this argument many times, if god stumbled across a world already created and allowed his son to die to save all others, that is an impressive act of love from them both. But he didn't. He chose to create a world knowing this would be a requirement of saving it.

I understand all the arguments about free will and how if you stand on one leg and squint this can be used to exonerate God from any of the suffering "caused by human sin" but it doesn't exonerate him from choosing to create this mess on the first place. He has (apparently) existed for ever so why in the last 6000/200,000 years(delete as appropriate depending on whether you believe genesis 1-3 are literal times or not) did he suddenly need to create a race of sinful beings who had the capacity to choose to glorify him?

Mr

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I am God.

Well, whenever I walk into a pub someone says "oh God, not you again!"

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"“This is how the love of God is revealed to us: God has sent his only Son into the world so that we can live through him. This is love: it is not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son as the sacrifice that deals with our sins.” — 1 John 4:9-10

---

Think this about sums it up!

But God created the world and he knows everything that will happen before it happens. He therefore created a world knowing that it would be so fucked up and full of misery that he would have to allow his son to be murdered to save it (which lets face it is a little bit of a strange way of doing things). I can't help but ask why he needed to create such a world in the first place. I mean would you make something that you knew you would end up loving so much you'd need at some point in the future to have a son and watch him be tortured to death to save your creation? So then what is the answer to why God did this? Oh yes, to show his glory. God allowed his son to die yo save the earth he created for his own glory.

Isaiah 43:6b–7: “Bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the end of the earth, everyone who is called by my name, whom I created for my glory,

Mr

Many Christians believe in free will

And? You mean that God wanted his creation to have the free will to choose to give him glory even though he knew (he's omnipotent remember) that the direct result would be him having to sacrifice his own son.

I've had this argument many times, if god stumbled across a world already created and allowed his son to die to save all others, that is an impressive act of love from them both. But he didn't. He chose to create a world knowing this would be a requirement of saving it.

I understand all the arguments about free will and how if you stand on one leg and squint this can be used to exonerate God from any of the suffering "caused by human sin" but it doesn't exonerate him from choosing to create this mess on the first place. He has (apparently) existed for ever so why in the last 6000/200,000 years(delete as appropriate depending on whether you believe genesis 1-3 are literal times or not) did he suddenly need to create a race of sinful beings who had the capacity to choose to glorify him?

Mr"

Humans have always had the free will to do good or to do evil, hence it can be said that the sacrifice of the son was not planned or orchestrated.

The world was never perfect in the first instance, this is made clear in book of genesis, hence why Adam and Eve were given Eden as a place to live.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

God is an utterly ridiculous concept that is put forward as some answer to the formation of the universe.

We have reasonable science to give some explanation as to we are all on a recreational sex site but some want to follow various doctrines, idols, deities and ideology based on fuck all squared.

If those who want to believe in an invisible imaginary friend and spend time worshiping these fictional characters then crack on but dot cause mischief and mayhem to the rest of us. Religion in all its manifestations is mogadon for the masses espoused by charlatans and misfits who are in it for their own gain.

So I couldn’t give a rats septic arse if this god likes me.

Just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

God would like me if he was real. I'm a good person.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doubtful.

I’ve probably fucked his wife.

Unless he likes that kind of thing… you never know.

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m a loveable person, of course he would, who wouldn’t?

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By *agic.MMan  over a year ago

Orpington

What if God was one of us?

Just a slob like one of us?

Just a stranger on the bus

Trying to make His way home?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"What if God was one of us?

Just a slob like one of us?

Just a stranger on the bus

Trying to make His way home?

"

Thanks for the earworm at this hour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would God like you?"

If god was real he would like us all, just the way he made us.

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Would God like you?"

No, because I have a list of complaints.

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By *_a_n_n_yMan  over a year ago

BRIGHTON/Birmingham

I've been lead to belive it's kind of their job.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

I'd be good entertainment for him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Judging on how barbaric and homophobic the bible was before it was revised, I’d say probably not haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's no all he is cracked up to be anyway, who does he think the is lording it over all us, with his all high and mighty attitude.

Holding us to ransom with his heaven make believe

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Better things to think about. Thousands of religions and Gods - the likelihood is none of them are more realistic, nor true than the rest. I like myself though

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Would God like you?"

Pretty simple question: if god exists; then yes, he moves each and every one of us unconditionally.

He might send us to hell for stuff we have done, apparently, but yes, he not only likes me, he loves me.

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

God is peculiar. Being brought up by a Catholic mum I still think of a mighty bearded bloke lurking above the clouds with his big book, jotting down everything I and everyone else ever did. My mum also talked about Jesus and his philosophy of just being kind and loving.

I never understood the Holy Ghost or this thing called the Trinity.

According to my Christian wife and her friends you only get to Heaven if you simply give your devotion to the incarnation called Jesus, but each all being the same thing apparently?

Doesn’t matter what you did in life though. You could be a right git then one day go to to her church and you’d be saved. Evangelist or some such?

So if God was real it’s a case of which version?

Christian, Muslim, Evangelist, Catholic… because He’s either a big bully, a rosy cheek Shepard of love or one of three things depending on his mood!

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By *eisurepleasureMan  over a year ago

belfast

Most of us say oh my god when surprised

So what does god say when he’s surprised

Oh my me

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Yes, I like to think he would

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

She’d bloody love me.

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By *isspurplechesterWoman  over a year ago

Chester

Yeah I think god would! I mean who doesn’t like a little stubborn lady, who doesn’t take life too seriously, has an issue with authority, and likes to make her own decisions rather than being told what to do? Haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm a bloody delight. So obviously

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By *iss Kiss OP   Woman  over a year ago

near Coventry

I think a God would like me if they were real. All the religious books are manmade. With ridiculous rules made up by men with some good intentions, but mainly self serving. I think if there was a real God, that God would just judge you on your kindness, compassion and humaneness. All the other stuff is trivial.

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

Which God?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Yeah 'cause she'd kind of have to - love for all her creatures blahdeblahblah.

But if God is real that means Lucifer is also and I'd much rather get the attention of the latter and become part of their harem.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Which God? "

Oooooooh good point!

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!"

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation. "

Zeus would love me

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation.

Zeus would love me "

That he would

I'd try to become Thor's drinking buddy.

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By *iss Kiss OP   Woman  over a year ago

near Coventry


"Which God? "

Any God. Just a God as you imagine a God to be. Powerful. Gives you good stuff when you die. You know the type.

Not necessarily any of the 1000s we have now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh jeeeezus im not sure..

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Which God?

Any God. Just a God as you imagine a God to be. Powerful. Gives you good stuff when you die. You know the type.

Not necessarily any of the 1000s we have now. "

Ah, then of course he would. He made me after all.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation.

Zeus would love me

That he would

I'd try to become Thor's drinking buddy."

I'd be Thor's sex sl*ve

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation.

Zeus would love me

That he would

I'd try to become Thor's drinking buddy.

I'd be Thor's sex sl*ve "

Being his drinking buddy, I'm glad he seems the sharing type.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think Ganesha would like me after a while, constantly trying to see how many balls he can juggle with his 4 arms.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

I'd be very pissed at him and he'd have alot to answer for....

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Probably as I'm a pretty good human being, question is would I like God?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation.

Zeus would love me

That he would

I'd try to become Thor's drinking buddy.

I'd be Thor's sex sl*ve

Being his drinking buddy, I'm glad he seems the sharing type. "

Sharing is caring after all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation.

Zeus would love me

That he would

I'd try to become Thor's drinking buddy."

bet thor's a right lad on a night out he would be the one getting jagers in and constantly trying to get us to go strip club.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If a "god" truly exists, then I hope that he/she has the intelligence to see past my numerous faults and realise that underneath it all, I'm a decent human being. I hope that goes for people too

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito

Nah they wouldn’t like me but I’m cool with that as I can beat the devil at tiddlywinks and he owes me a comfortable afterlife

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By *iss Kiss OP   Woman  over a year ago

near Coventry


"Probably as I'm a pretty good human being, question is would I like God? "

That's a good question

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By *iss Kiss OP   Woman  over a year ago

near Coventry


"If a "god" truly exists, then I hope that he/she has the intelligence to see past my numerous faults and realise that underneath it all, I'm a decent human being. I hope that goes for people too "

That's what a good God would do

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation.

Zeus would love me

That he would

I'd try to become Thor's drinking buddy.

I'd be Thor's sex sl*ve

Being his drinking buddy, I'm glad he seems the sharing type.

Sharing is caring after all "

words to live by

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"Which God?

Oooooooh good point!

I imagine the OP was referring to the Abrahamic God but it's open to interpretation.

Zeus would love me

That he would

I'd try to become Thor's drinking buddy. bet thor's a right lad on a night out he would be the one getting jagers in and constantly trying to get us to go strip club."

I reckon so but he'd make sure you got home too

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Yes we are sure he would. We like to think he would see that we are lovely people with our hearts in the right place.

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

No. Principally because I would be first in the queue to question the existence of a delusion; that a so-called "God" has ever existed.

In psychiatric parlance, God is regarded as an idiosyncratic delusion in Schizotypal personality types; this deluded belief being a product of the individual's biochemistry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would God like you?"

Well if I'm made in his image.....he would ....unless he hates himself

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