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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's Friday night, I'm all alone and I wanna anonymous flirt. So bring your mates and send smut people

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh why not

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well there are a couple of completely unsurprising participants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boom. I'm in y'all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My super gorgeous mate says

Ukfitmale30

Aren't you just a delight for the eyes

She’s right though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I am so up for this

NBVN x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Count me in please.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends "

And that's from a hot hot hottie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Can you tell NSP I’d love to give her a massive boobie squish, Mystique can watch if he wants haha'

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Mystique get your boing out man

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"'Can you tell NSP I’d love to give her a massive boobie squish, Mystique can watch if he wants haha'"

In

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Mystique get your boing out man "

For 30 mins only

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

New one for me so I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says....

Can you ask TG if I can play with her hair, and give her soft kisses, starting at her beautiful face, and working my way down.

TG says yes.

I'm speaking for her right now.

Cos I wanna come too

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends "

Milk? Sugar?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"'Can you tell NSP I’d love to give her a massive boobie squish, Mystique can watch if he wants haha'"

I'm in!

Mystique doesn't wanna watch though..... my boobies bore him these days

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Oi Hippy

My stud muffin of a mate says you're a stunning woman, who 1 day he’s hoping to find out if you taste just as good as you look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends

Milk? Sugar? "

Just milk

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mystique get your boing out man

For 30 mins only "

That was easy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'NotSoPosh , Can I come and get in your bath with you, I’ll wash your back '

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"'Can you tell NSP I’d love to give her a massive boobie squish, Mystique can watch if he wants haha'

I'm in!

Mystique doesn't wanna watch though..... my boobies bore him these days "

Boobs will NEVER bore me

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk "

Sweet enough are you

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Mystique get your boing out man

For 30 mins only

That was easy "

I am

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"My sexy mate says....

Can you ask TG if I can play with her hair, and give her soft kisses, starting at her beautiful face, and working my way down.

TG says yes.

I'm speaking for her right now.

Cos I wanna come too "

The boss has spoken.... Who am I to argue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk

Sweet enough are you "

Salty

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have a hottie in my box who says....

Hey beauty (totally left that in cos I'm so excited she said it )

Please message Ukfitmale30 for me... my legs would look fantastic wrapped around his torso phwoar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on i'll give it ago

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"'NotSoPosh , Can I come and get in your bath with you, I’ll wash your back '"

How did you know I'm in the bath?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mystique get your boing out man

For 30 mins only

That was easy

I am "

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk

Sweet enough are you

Salty "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon

Why not. Not much else to do tonight!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There's a fine fella who wants me to pass this on....

Can you tell Wonderless that she looks amazing and I'd love to have my head between her thighs?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Posh, my Magic Mike lookalike mate says this:

Please tell Not So Posh that the ball gown trip is still on, can I get to see her in it first?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Can you ask hippy if she can try and stick one of nipples down your mates japs eye please '

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'Can you ask hippy if she can try and stick one of nipples down your mates japs eye please '"

They are pretty big nipples Mr Mystique

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk

Sweet enough are you

Salty

"

Get a room you two ffs!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh, my Magic Mike lookalike mate says this:

Please tell Not So Posh that the ball gown trip is still on, can I get to see her in it first?

"

Oh God. I'll drag it out at some point....

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough

I'm in...

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tindergirl...

I'll be at your in 20mins, get the kettle on . I won't let you waste your weekends

Milk? Sugar?

Just milk

Sweet enough are you

Salty

Get a room you two ffs! "

Happily

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By *nked rascalMan  over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Why not, I’ll dip my toes in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Can you tell Posh,

Forget whatever thoughts you had that made you smile... I'd do it person'

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"'Can you tell Posh,

Forget whatever thoughts you had that made you smile... I'd do it person' "

TG..... is this you?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"'Can you ask hippy if she can try and stick one of nipples down your mates japs eye please '

They are pretty big nipples Mr Mystique "

It wasn’t me

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"'Can you tell Posh,

Forget whatever thoughts you had that made you smile... I'd do it person'

TG..... is this you? "

Not guilty

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By *0astMan  over a year ago

Discovering

Just arrived in time

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Can I dip my toe in?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message for Inked rascal

My mate says thanks for fingering my pics and would he care to try the live version?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Can I dip my toe in someone’s bum? "

Filth… I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a hottie to a stud....

Naughtyandhandsome..... I've seen how handsome you are, care to show me how naughty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I be in

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Can I dip my toe in someone’s bum?

Filth… I’m in "

minger! Jizzy toes actually

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I dip my toe in someone’s bum?

Filth… I’m in "

Yay you two!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Drama Free

My sexy siren girl friend says the following:

When you've finished ravishing my sexy mate, FAF?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

wi69leZinc, you dishy dude, my hot mate says you are beautifully punctual, actually just kind of beautiful all over

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Can I dip my toe in someone’s bum?

Filth… I’m in

minger! Jizzy toes actually "

I’ve seen your toes and for that reason I’m out

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By *nked rascalMan  over a year ago

Burton on Trent


"Message for Inked rascal

My mate says thanks for fingering my pics and would he care to try the live version?"

Well, I’ve dipped my toes in, I guess my fingers won’t do any harm either

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Can I dip my toe in someone’s bum?

Filth… I’m in

minger! Jizzy toes actually

I’ve seen your toes and for that reason I’m out "

Your loss!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drama Free

My sexy siren girl friend says the following:

When you've finished ravishing my sexy mate, FAF? "

No probs Posh

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Can I dip my toe in someone’s bum?

Filth… I’m in

minger! Jizzy toes actually

I’ve seen your toes and for that reason I’m out

Your loss! "

OK, just your little one then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mystique..... before you go....

My mate says they don't fancy you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m considering moving to the east mids if that helps?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My utter stunner of a babe of a mate says....

Please can you tell Mr Mystique that the Dutch oven is on and can you check what times he’s home for his tea?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Mystique..... before you go....

My mate says they don't fancy you "

That could be anyone off the site then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Drama Free

My sexy siren girl friend says the following:

When you've finished ravishing my sexy mate, FAF?

No probs Posh "

Stop replying.... you're meant to be driving!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My beautiful friend says

Mr.SJ when oh when will you finally look my way

You must look, she’s gorgeous and sexy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr Mystique...

Please can you tell my mystique that he looks better as a brunette 

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My washboarded bro says

Hippychick:

Your body is my tsunami, and I want your waves to break my body x

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"My utter stunner of a babe of a mate says....

Please can you tell Mr Mystique that the Dutch oven is on and can you check what times he’s home for his tea? "

Can you tell your mate Saff that I hope it’s a Hot Johnson for desert please

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

My gorgeous sexy mister says

Can you tell the beautiful Saff, that id love to spend an evening getting lost in those eyes , chatting about all kinds of randomess and whatever else follows.....again

I love this btw

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Mr Mystique...

Please can you tell my mystique that he looks better as a brunette  "

Bugger off you Mrs

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My washboarded bro says

Hippychick:

Your body is my tsunami, and I want your waves to break my body x"

Sounds painful

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"My utter stunner of a babe of a mate says....

Please can you tell Mr Mystique that the Dutch oven is on and can you check what times he’s home for his tea?

Can you tell your mate Saff that I hope it’s a Hot Johnson for desert please "

She’s just explained a DUTCH OVEN

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My utter stunner of a babe of a mate says....

Please can you tell Mr Mystique that the Dutch oven is on and can you check what times he’s home for his tea?

Can you tell your mate Saff that I hope it’s a Hot Johnson for desert please "

On it.

OI, SAFF..... he says he wants a sexy penis for afters

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wow that dirty tramp Mystique is

Popular

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For Hovis....from a hottie!!!

Please tell Hovis I'd like to spread myself over him 

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"My utter stunner of a babe of a mate says....

Please can you tell Mr Mystique that the Dutch oven is on and can you check what times he’s home for his tea?

Can you tell your mate Saff that I hope it’s a Hot Johnson for desert please

She’s just explained a DUTCH OVEN "

Ask her to explain a Hot Johnson

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in..

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

LondonNick it is interesting. But not as interesting as you look

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon


"One from a hottie to a stud....

Naughtyandhandsome..... I've seen how handsome you are, care to show me how naughty"

Maybe so. Now who’s the hottie

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

A very naughty boy has asked me to say

Message to NBVN, I’m glad you kept my fave pic up on your profile, you know I love that pic!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Wow that dirty tramp Mystique is

Popular

"

I’ve bought new undies so I’m not a tramp now

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wow that dirty tramp Mystique is

Popular

I’ve bought new undies so I’m not a tramp now "

You will always be a tramp

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"My gorgeous sexy mister says

Can you tell the beautiful Saff, that id love to spend an evening getting lost in those eyes , chatting about all kinds of randomess and whatever else follows.....again

I love this btw "

Cute

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"My utter stunner of a babe of a mate says....

Please can you tell Mr Mystique that the Dutch oven is on and can you check what times he’s home for his tea?

Can you tell your mate Saff that I hope it’s a Hot Johnson for desert please

She’s just explained a DUTCH OVEN

Ask her to explain a Hot Johnson "

You’d need a big chin for me to do that!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"My utter stunner of a babe of a mate says....

Please can you tell Mr Mystique that the Dutch oven is on and can you check what times he’s home for his tea?

Can you tell your mate Saff that I hope it’s a Hot Johnson for desert please

She’s just explained a DUTCH OVEN

Ask her to explain a Hot Johnson "

Would you like a flake in that?!?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've a sexy fella in my box again....he says

Could you please tell hippychick that one day when our paths cross and body combine ill be looking forward to seeing if the thoughts are just as good in reality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This Bitch is in x come at me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My hilarious friend has asked you Saffron if you would like him to chew on your bum grape until you cum again …please…

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"My hilarious friend has asked you Saffron if you would like him to chew on your bum grape until you cum again …please…

"

She looks like she’s sitting on a space hopper!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Can you please tell that Big Erection that his tighty whities make me swooooooooonnnn

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

This sounds fun

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"My beautiful friend says

Mr.SJ when oh when will you finally look my way

You must look, she’s gorgeous and sexy "

Intrigued

Make yourself known and I shall... if I haven't already

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My utterly delightful friend says

Can you tell Tmontana that he’s a total snack and that he’s lucky he’s far away cos I’d “eat” him alive?

Corr, I would

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

My sexy pal says

Could you tell Drama not to forget to bring me coffee and sausage in the morning?

Also say.. “your bitch says” don’t use my username please

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH


"My sexy mate says...

Can you please tell that Big Erection that his tighty whities make me swooooooooonnnn "

Who are you....

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Sweet as sugar you lucky lady.. a delicious gent would like to tell you hes willing to risk diabetes if it means eating you everyday

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can I please remind you all that I need love too.

But mostly smut. Lots of smut.

Thank you please.

(Signed Needy NSP of Needyville, Needyland)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ever so sexy friend has a lovely message for you Sexycatkylie, and that is you are such a beautiful princess x

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Another for posh!

Could you tell Posh...

Both your face and boobs are equally enticing and I'd ravish both

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate says...

Can you please tell that Big Erection that his tighty whities make me swooooooooonnnn

Who are you.... "

I'm NSP. But I'll have to let her tell you who she is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My ever so sexy friend has a lovely message for you Sexycatkylie, and that is you are such a beautiful princess x"

yes we both are x

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

[Removed by poster at 03/09/21 21:29:23]

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Can I please remind you all that I need love too.

But mostly smut. Lots of smut.

Thank you please.

(Signed Needy NSP of Needyville, Needyland)"

AND ME! I always get ignored

Back to the fugly corner

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Another for posh!

Could you tell Posh...

Both your face and boobs are equally enticing and I'd ravish both "

Don't say "another for Posh" when I've just been all needy......

But ooooh..... why thank you mystery person. Come do it please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sexy mate says

Can you tell Kylie I have a pearl necklace to give her

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

My sexy mate

Wants to tell Sigma he is a Hottie x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My mate said Lexi is hot xx

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By *r easy1981Man  over a year ago

leeds

Hey I am in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My utterly delightful friend says

Can you tell Tmontana that he’s a total snack and that he’s lucky he’s far away cos I’d “eat” him alive?

Corr, I would "

Aw eat me

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By *erms and conditionsCouple  over a year ago

Alton

We'll play

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"My mate said Lexi is hot xx"

That’s you isn’t it Yas x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"My mate said Lexi is hot xx

That’s you isn’t it Yas x"

no babe wasn't me xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nora my love..... a hottie in my box says....

Can you tell Nora that because of her I now have a fetish for the legs on park benches.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mate said Lexi is hot xx

That’s you isn’t it Yas x"

I have to agree she is hot Lexi

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"My mate said Lexi is hot xx

That’s you isn’t it Yas x

I have to agree she is hot Lexi"

It was you

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

My sexy mate says

Posh can you send all the holiday makers home then x

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By *erms and conditionsCouple  over a year ago

Alton

Oh Nora

A friend of mine wants you to know you have fantastic legs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

HC..... my damn sexy anonymous mate says....

Hippychick in a sea of people my eyes will always search for you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate says

Posh can you send all the holiday makers home then x "

Trust me..... I so want to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My super lovely friend says:

Lexi, you're so far from fugly it ain't even funny. But you're too awesome for this shit.

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

This extreme hottie says

Nora...

I promise that if you meet me i'll wear my best underpants, like, you won't even see the stains!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My sexy mate says

Can you tell Kylie I have a pearl necklace to give her "

Dirty, I like it

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"This extreme hottie says

Nora...

I promise that if you meet me i'll wear my best underpants, like, you won't even see the stains! "

. Think I know who this is and yes ok deal

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh Nora

A friend of mine wants you to know you have fantastic legs"

Thankyou xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora my love..... a hottie in my box says....

Can you tell Nora that because of her I now have a fetish for the legs on park benches."

. Sorry

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

My sexy mate want to say some to

Sapphire “we like what we see”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got a message for SweetasSugar82 from a very nice HUNK!

… Oooh I’m sugar free but ill have all of you

Oofffttt

Thirsty one!

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By *0astMan  over a year ago

Discovering


"wi69leZinc, you dishy dude, my hot mate says you are beautifully punctual, actually just kind of beautiful all over "

Ooooo you had me at dishy wonder who this is

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a sexy babe....

can you tell Yasmeen to get in the car, cos I’ll take her shopping

Ps: I don’t drive so hold tight

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Can you ask Lexi if I can stick a cricket bat up her arse please and ask her ‘how’s that’

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Can you ask Lexi if I can stick a cricket bat up her arse please and ask her ‘how’s that’ "

Yes of course

That’s great thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From a (f) hotty

Can you tell Nora that I need to see more of that peach of hers.

(Hear hear)

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"From a (f) hotty

Can you tell Nora that I need to see more of that peach of hers.

(Hear hear)"

Oh definitely. I like ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My beautiful friend has a message for Paul_tat ...

so far I think we are up to 14 drinks we've agreed to have.... maybe we should make a weekend of it?

NBVN x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"One from a sexy babe....

can you tell Yasmeen to get in the car, cos I’ll take her shopping

Ps: I don’t drive so hold tight "

Shoplifting???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My beautiful friend has a message for Paul_tat ...

so far I think we are up to 14 drinks we've agreed to have.... maybe we should make a weekend of it?

NBVN x"

Is this 14 drinks at once or on separate occasions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A very naughty boy has asked me to say

Message to NBVN, I’m glad you kept my fave pic up on your profile, you know I love that pic!"

You had my attention with 'a very naughty boy

NBVN x

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By *aughtyDuetCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

Ooooh such fun. Put us in this one

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By *0astMan  over a year ago

Discovering

For the lovely SweetasSugar82 my mate says:

Oh how did we never notice you before? Hello

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By *erms and conditionsCouple  over a year ago

Alton

Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please"

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please" "

Wtf

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please"

Wtf "

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By *erms and conditionsCouple  over a year ago

Alton


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please"

Wtf "

sounds like a fun game.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please" "

I'm all for watching this game!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please"

Wtf "

That’s some spray

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By *erms and conditionsCouple  over a year ago

Alton


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please"

I'm all for watching this game!! "

Think it's like a javelin range?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please"

Wtf "

You just lost my underpants

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please"

Wtf

You just lost my underpants "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One from a sexy babe....

can you tell Yasmeen to get in the car, cos I’ll take her shopping

Ps: I don’t drive so hold tight

Shoplifting???"

YES! In juicy couture joggers

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If that wasn’t Mr Mystique. I’ll eat my flip flop!

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By *erms and conditionsCouple  over a year ago

Alton


"Oh Nora another of our friends has asked you "if you can play trying the knock the pictures frames of the mantelpiece with your squirt juice again please"

Wtf

You just lost my underpants "

serves you right for sitting in the splash zone

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"One from a sexy babe....

can you tell Yasmeen to get in the car, cos I’ll take her shopping

Ps: I don’t drive so hold tight

Shoplifting???

YES! In juicy couture joggers "

Rolf

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"One from a sexy babe....

can you tell Yasmeen to get in the car, cos I’ll take her shopping

Ps: I don’t drive so hold tight

Shoplifting???

YES! In juicy couture joggers

Rolf "

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Mr.SJ my mate says a hot tub would be nice but anywhere will do. I'll heat it up

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"If that wasn’t Mr Mystique. I’ll eat my flip flop!"

I get the blame for everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message for Mrs Sapphire.

'Please tell her Friday's haven't been the same since she stopped her thread of filth and if she starts it again I promise to send a love rocket up into her Milky Way in time for November 5th. She'll be seeing stars for days after.'

How rude

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If that wasn’t Mr Mystique. I’ll eat my flip flop!

I get the blame for everything "

There's a good reason for that.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Mrs Sapphire.

'Please tell her Friday's haven't been the same since she stopped her thread of filth and if she starts it again I promise to send a love rocket up into her Milky Way in time for November 5th. She'll be seeing stars for days after.'

How rude "

holy...

Well after that, I shall have a think about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sweet as sugar you lucky lady.. a delicious gent would like to tell you hes willing to risk diabetes if it means eating you everyday "

My ex was actually diabetic do you want to be the next ??

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