FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Existing British Animals you’ve never seen
Existing British Animals you’ve never seen
Jump to: Newest in thread
| |||
| |||
| |||
 | |||
| |||
"The Kylie "TC. 
Ill scratch your eyes out  | |||
"I once convinced an ex that Unicorns were real but very rare. She believed me for 6 months" How old were you? 6?? | |||
"The Kylie
TC.
Ill scratch your eyes out " | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"The Kylie
TC.
Ill scratch your eyes out
"Then I’ll eat, chew u and spit ur bones out  | |||
"I once convinced an ex that Unicorns were real but very rare. She believed me for 6 months How old were you? 6?? " No she was 23. Very gullible though. And I have a childish sense of humour at times. | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"I’ve never seen a badger" You must have seen a dead one at the side of the road | |||
"I’ve never seen a badger" I've seen several badgers, but sadly never alive. They often seem to wander onto several of the local rural roads. Cal | |||
| |||
 | |||
 | |||
"I’ve never seen a badger You must have seen a dead one at the side of the road" They are everywhere around where I live and very nocturnal but I have seen one running down a road near Chelmsford in the daytime  | |||
| |||
"Loch Ness monster Lol " | |||
| |||
| |||
"I’ve seen badger shit!" Did you sniff it? | |||
"I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute "Look cute but definitely not cute! Ruthless killers  | |||
"Black squirrel, they’re in Scotland apparently " Isn't a black squirrel just a melanistic squirrel? In the same way many animals can be? Or are they their own type as it were that are found in Scotland? | |||
"I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute
Look cute but definitely not cute! Ruthless killers "Ruthless killers that don't die of hunger can be cute too!  | |||
| |||
"I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute
Look cute but definitely not cute! Ruthless killers "Is it weird that makes them even cuter aha I love when tiny things are vicious  | |||
| |||
"Mole with sly eyes" I had a mole pop up out of the ground next to me while I was sat on the grass once. I don't know who was more surprised. He stayed for a while, it was lovely
C | |||
"Mole with sly eyes I had a mole pop up out of the ground next to me while I was sat on the grass once. I don't know who was more surprised. He stayed for a while, it was lovely
C" | |||
C | |||
| |||
"I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute "I nearly ran one over the other day. I did the whole "squiral" thing in the road but safely ran off | |||
| |||
| |||
"Not seen a snake but I’ve seen a lot of the other wildlife "Look in your pants | |||
"Not seen a snake but I’ve seen a lot of the other wildlife
Look in your pants
"Ahhhh lol | |||
"A womble " Have you been to Wimbledon Common? Lots of wombles there | |||
"Not seen a snake but I’ve seen a lot of the other wildlife
Look in your pants
Ahhhh lol "Python | |||
| |||
| |||
 | |||
"I've never seen an adder" Think they call them calculators now. | |||
"I’ve never seen a badger" Seen loads of them, sadly dead on the side of the road. | |||
"Red squirrel in the wild. " Saw one last year in the IOW, was grinning all evening. Never seen an adder | |||
| |||
 | |||
"I’ve seen badger shit! Did you sniff it?" Nope | |||
| |||
"Anyone ever seen a real live haggis before? It's that rare animal native to the highlands of Scotland that has three legs, two long ones, and a short one, but stays upright by running around hillsides. The female haggis has two long right legs, and one short left leg, and runs round the hillsides anticlockwise, whilst the male of the species has two long left legs, and one long right leg, and runs round the hillsides in a clockwise direction. As the two creatures run around, and meet in the middle they leap in the air, and so they mate in order to procreate the species. It is from the mating ritual of the haggis comes the expression, "To take a run and jump."" I've only ever seen a dead one on a plate. Next to some tatties and nips. | |||
"I’ve never seen a badger I've seen several badgers, but sadly never alive. They often seem to wander onto several of the local rural roads. Cal" Many of the dead badgers at the side of the road are thrown out of cars by scumbags that enjoy hunting them for fun, as nobody will really question it. I've driven late at night for years, often through rural areas and i've never come close to seeing one, never mind hitting one- but i know several places where dead ones appear at a regular frequency- all places where you can be sure you don't have anyone in front or behind you...but a clear view of any wildlife | |||
