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Your in western film I'm the damsel in distress how will you save me
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"Have you ever seen Cactus Jack?
Nooo x
Ah then it would be hard to explain my comic rescue.
Try"
Ok but without the comedy. You're tied to the back of a runaway stage coach, I gallop up on my steed jump on to the stage coach and stop the carriage before you go over a cliff. |
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Hire a posse to rescue you. (Leveraged solutions are the best).
Then hire a retired gun-slinger to give you gun training lessons. A damsel needs to know how to protect herself.
Job done. Invoice for hostage release and gun training lessons in the post.  |
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over a year ago
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Have a shot in the bar. Get the horse d*unk, blow my own bugle. Get off the horse as its walking sideways (and I'm not doing dressage) put the gatling gun in a coffin and drag it to where you are. Take gun out of coffin. Hide you in coffin and drag you back to safety hoping they have no bullets for the gun. All while smoking a stick of dynamite. |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Have a shot in the bar. Get the horse d*unk, blow my own bugle. Get off the horse as its walking sideways (and I'm not doing dressage) put the gatling gun in a coffin and drag it to where you are. Take gun out of coffin. Hide you in coffin and drag you back to safety hoping they have no bullets for the gun. All while smoking a stick of dynamite."
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