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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

What a saying ..to me shit is faeces makes no sense am I an old fart be honest have broad shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I agree, it's an abturd saying

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I agree, it's an abturd saying"
Anja you have lowered the tone all ready I thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its an odd saying for sure and has probably slipped into modern slang through a film or song but is obviously a metaphor.

The only time it seems quite apt, is, if it were to be used to advertise nappies perhaps.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Its an odd saying for sure and has probably slipped into modern slang through a film or song but is obviously a metaphor.

The only time it seems quite apt, is, if it were to be used to advertise nappies perhaps. "

here here very grown up answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a saying ..to me shit is faeces makes no sense am I an old fart be honest have broad shoulders "

From Rick + Morty (which will make you feel an even older fart):

Morty: "Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.

And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together."

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"What a saying ..to me shit is faeces makes no sense am I an old fart be honest have broad shoulders

From Rick + Morty (which will make you feel an even older fart):

Morty: "Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.

And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.""

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

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"What a saying ..to me shit is faeces makes no sense am I an old fart be honest have broad shoulders

From Rick + Morty (which will make you feel an even older fart):

Morty: "Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.

And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.""

this is exactly what the phrase makes me think of.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"What a saying ..to me shit is faeces makes no sense am I an old fart be honest have broad shoulders

From Rick + Morty (which will make you feel an even older fart):

Morty: "Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.

And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together."

this is exactly what the phrase makes me think of. "

evening my friend get your shit together

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a great saying... I shit you not

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"It's a great saying... I shit you not "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bit of a crap subject for a forum post tbh...

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bussman collects dog poo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get your sh___________it together!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bit of a crap subject for a forum post tbh... "
get it paced and wiped

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's a great saying... I shit you not "
OR I'll shit on you from a great height!

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"What a saying ..to me shit is faeces makes no sense am I an old fart be honest have broad shoulders

From Rick + Morty (which will make you feel an even older fart):

Morty: "Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.

And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together."

this is exactly what the phrase makes me think of. evening my friend get your shit together "

Evening to you sir

It's all in a backpack right here

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bussman collects dog poo "
don't collect it stud in it a few times

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"It's a great saying... I shit you not OR I'll shit on you from a great height!"

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"What a saying ..to me shit is faeces makes no sense am I an old fart be honest have broad shoulders

From Rick + Morty (which will make you feel an even older fart):

Morty: "Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together.

And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together."

this is exactly what the phrase makes me think of. evening my friend get your shit together

Evening to you sir

It's all in a backpack right here"

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Women's profiles on dating sites often insist that men have their shit together but, when I turned up to a date with 2 weeks' worth of my compacted leavings in a (sealed) tupperware container, it seemed to spoil the mood.

The mysteries of the female mind eh?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Women's profiles on dating sites often insist that men have their shit together but, when I turned up to a date with 2 weeks' worth of my compacted leavings in a (sealed) tupperware container, it seemed to spoil the mood.

The mysteries of the female mind eh?

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't shit on your own doorstep what's that all about?

Of course I wouldn't would have to be a massive dose of noro virus

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Don't shit on your own doorstep what's that all about?

Of course I wouldn't would have to be a massive dose of noro virus "

true these quotes weren't about in my day the youth of today oh that's another story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't shit on your own doorstep what's that all about?

Of course I wouldn't would have to be a massive dose of noro virus true these quotes weren't about in my day the youth of today oh that's another story "

I will try and come up with a few more ridiculous ones

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Don't shit on your own doorstep what's that all about?

Of course I wouldn't would have to be a massive dose of noro virus true these quotes weren't about in my day the youth of today oh that's another story

I will try and come up with a few more ridiculous ones "

don't talk shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think it is better to have a whole poop and my 'shit together' rather than one that is difficult to remove and requires laxatives or tweezers and my 3rd trip of the week to my GP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush? Why it 1 bird v 2 its just not right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't shit on your own doorstep what's that all about?

Of course I wouldn't would have to be a massive dose of noro virus true these quotes weren't about in my day the youth of today oh that's another story

I will try and come up with a few more ridiculous ones don't talk shit "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a dog owner, I prefer it when it has its shot together. Especially when I only have the one bag with me.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I think it is better to have a whole poop and my 'shit together' rather than one that is difficult to remove and requires laxatives or tweezers and my 3rd trip of the week to my GP"
TWEEZERS no xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"As a dog owner, I prefer it when it has its shot together. Especially when I only have the one bag with me. "
yes I quite understand your dilemma

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your shit is real, OP, feel me ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Your shit is real, OP, feel me ?"
Leo feeling your shit big time man Lok at me hip and groovy bro

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