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Kissing ass recruitment drive

By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Whilst chatting with Spurschick today about who’s arses, ass, bums, butts or whatever you want to call it she would happily kiss ( not in a lamppost pissing type of way) I came up with a new take on the original kissing booth

A line up of mystery bums for Spurs to kiss and check for squeezeability and generally just rub and caress till the perfect one was found

Now we just need some willing victims ….. cough cough participants. Please apply below

And yes I know I’m such a good friend

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

Id happily join the line up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s Bums O’clock

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Id happily join the line up

First in the line up, well done that man

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Cookie you are the maddest friend and perfect second judge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In and sent to the Judge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well my bum is firm so you can't squeeze it so that means I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You want the ladies arses too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I sign up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Id happily join the line up

Get comfy it’s a thorough test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I put mine in the mix? Xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"In and sent to the Judge

Judged and scored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As it’s wiggle Wednesday and it’s out anyway count me in

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Well my bum is firm so you can't squeeze it so that means I'm out

Every bum has squeezeability

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"You want the ladies arses too?

Of course all bums welcome

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"You want the ladies arses too?

All welcome

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By *ormladMan over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I am in

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I sign up

Get ready cowboy

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Obviously being the genius behind this master plan I get to give a second opinion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I sign up

Get ready cowboy

I’m getting ready now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I put mine in the mix? Xx "

Of course, get in line Sir

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Can I sign up

Get ready cowboy

I’m getting ready now

So am I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who do I send to then?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Happy to oblige "

No bum on show, get ready and line up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"As it’s wiggle Wednesday and it’s out anyway count me in

Glad to see someone is prepped and ready

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I am in

Nice side curve

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Obviously being the genius behind this master plan I get to give a second opinion

Oh definitely, extra eyes, mouth and hands always welcome to confirm initial findings

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who do I send to then?"

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

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By *CDecauxMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hello! May I volunteer our rumps please? Obviously Mrs TMN’s is magnificent and I’m bringing up the rear but…

Mr TMN

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My arse needs kissing please

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"As it’s wiggle Wednesday and it’s out anyway count me in

Fully approve

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift "

Or bum through the curtain

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever.

Even flat bums have stroke / kiss ability, line it up

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Well C’s is on offer on our profile pic but I have a few in our pics

You sampled my bum a couple of weeks ago Cookie…;-)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hello! May I volunteer our rumps please? Obviously Mrs TMN’s is magnificent and I’m bringing up the rear but…

Mr TMN "

Ooh two for the price of one, definitely both hands needed so as not to leave anyone out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My arse needs kissing please

Stroke test first, kiss comes later

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

Or bum through the curtain

That was going to be the name of my first album

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Well C’s is on offer on our profile pic but I have a few in our pics

You sampled my bum a couple of weeks ago Cookie…;-)

Both definitely squeezable and ready for the kiss test. I’ll leave my fellow judge to add the final score as sampled the goods

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

[Removed by poster at 01/09/21 20:23:37]

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can find mine somewhere between my back and my legs you are welcome to test it any way you want.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I sign up

Get ready cowboy

I’m getting ready now

Wiggle it

Sorry gents added another element

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

Or bum through the curtain

That was going to be the name of my first album"

What did you call it instead ?

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Well C’s is on offer on our profile pic but I have a few in our pics

You sampled my bum a couple of weeks ago Cookie…;-)

I did indeed K…… one of my highlights of the evening

You need to roll a five on that dice more often

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"If you can find mine somewhere between my back and my legs you are welcome to test it any way you want. "

Thank you for the directions, I wouldn’t want to get lost on the way

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

I have a bum! Whether it’s squeezable is another thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy to oblige

No bum on show, get ready and line up

Apologies taken and uploaded. Not on the level on a lot posted so far but I said I’d play

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this bum squeezing test reciprocal?

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I have a bum! Whether it’s squeezable is another thing! "

It looks rather spankable……… oh I’ve just added something else Spurs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I put mine in the mix? Xx

Of course, get in line Sir

You’re too kind xx

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

Or bum through the curtain

That was going to be the name of my first album

What did you call it instead ? "

Willy through the curtain

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By *ockgit64Man over a year ago

Poulton le Fylde, Lancs.

Go on then, I'll put my ass on the line.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I sign up

Get ready cowboy

I’m getting ready now

So am I

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rather big

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Oh, ok op. I'll throw me bum in the ring (ahem), so to speak....

There are some bum pics for your delight!

Bust a nut.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I have a bum! Whether it’s squeezable is another thing! "

It’s looks it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Happy to oblige

No bum on show, get ready and line up

Apologies taken and uploaded. Not on the level on a lot posted so far but I said I’d play

Fair play, tis a lovely bum

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Is this bum squeezing test reciprocal?

Will be hard to reach ours from your positions for judging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.

Spurs im surprised at you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I have a bum! Whether it’s squeezable is another thing!

It looks rather spankable……… oh I’ve just added something else Spurs

So strokeability, wiggle technique and now spank…. best leave the kiss til last to soothe

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I put mine in the mix? Xx

Of course, get in line Sir

You’re too kind xx"

Just a bum lover

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

Or bum through the curtain

That was going to be the name of my first album

What did you call it instead ?

Willy through the curtain "

Shortened to Glory Hole

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Go on then, I'll put my ass on the line."

Cheeky

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Rather big

All bums welcome

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I enclose a picture of bum testing apparatus

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh, ok op. I'll throw me bum in the ring (ahem), so to speak....

There are some bum pics for your delight!

Bust a nut.

The spank won’t be that hard

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

Or bum through the curtain

That was going to be the name of my first album

What did you call it instead ?

Willy through the curtain

Shortened to Glory Hole

That’s the band name! I thought I’d seen you at our gigs!

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Rather big

Perfect for squeezing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.

Spurs im surprised at you

All part of the test

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And spanking I hope

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.

Spurs im surprised at you

I led her astray

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I enclose a picture of bum testing apparatus

Haha the perfect accessory

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

Or bum through the curtain

That was going to be the name of my first album

What did you call it instead ?

Willy through the curtain

Shortened to Glory Hole

That’s the band name! I thought I’d seen you at our gigs! "

Damn I thought I was too short to be seen

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By *hillinsMan over a year ago

Essex

Hopefully not the butt of the joke

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with

All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.

Spurs im surprised at you

I led her astray

Aye all your fault

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.

Spurs im surprised at you

All part of the test

thats it your the one on my hotlist now.

im sold

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"And spanking I hope

Tis one of the tests

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

Or bum through the curtain

That was going to be the name of my first album

What did you call it instead ?

Willy through the curtain

Shortened to Glory Hole

That’s the band name! I thought I’d seen you at our gigs!

Damn I thought I was too short to be seen

Well you were right at the front but only cause you thought it was an actual gloryhole

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hopefully not the butt of the joke "

Definitely not, I take butts very seriously

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.

Spurs im surprised at you

All part of the test

thats it your the one on my hotlist now.

im sold

That didn’t take much

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring?

You get my drift

Or bum through the curtain

That was going to be the name of my first album

What did you call it instead ?

Willy through the curtain

Shortened to Glory Hole

That’s the band name! I thought I’d seen you at our gigs!

Damn I thought I was too short to be seen

Well you were right at the front but only cause you thought it was an actual gloryhole

Sssh you’re giving away all my secrets

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with

All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before

Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.

Spurs im surprised at you

All part of the test

thats it your the one on my hotlist now.

im sold

That didn’t take much

your right.

removed

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll bring my own glory hole.. for anonymity

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m thinking a full day is needed for testing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with

All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before

Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared

Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Who do I send to then?

I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable

Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose

No pose just line up and bend

BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.

Spurs im surprised at you

All part of the test

thats it your the one on my hotlist now.

im sold

That didn’t take much

your right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably need a full day just on quality control x

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

My butt is not for kissing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m thinking a full day is needed for testing

At least

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My butt is not for kissing "

Let us be the judge of that, three tests before the kissing

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with

All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before

Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared

Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn

Did you just call dibs on my arse?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with

All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before

Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared

Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn

Did you just call dibs on my arse?

that’s the noise I make as I squeeze, tis a very nice bum though, my fellow judge will have to wait a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting more like porkys !

Who’s Miss ball breaker !

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with

All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before

Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared

Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn

Did you just call dibs on my arse?

that’s the noise I make as I squeeze, tis a very nice bum though, my fellow judge will have to wait a while

Good job I love ya

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Getting more like porkys !

Who’s Miss ball breaker !

I’d say Cookie is

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with

All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before

Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared

Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn

Did you just call dibs on my arse?

that’s the noise I make as I squeeze, tis a very nice bum though, my fellow judge will have to wait a while

Good job I love ya

There’s plenty more to keep you occupied, erm judging, whilst I finish my assessment

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next it be peinus parade lol

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Next it be peinus parade lol

Not on this thread

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Lips puckered and re as Dy

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Lips puckered and re as Dy

Yay…. Help has arrived

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Next it be peinus parade lol

No bums only here

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Lips puckered and re as Dy

Third judge welcome incase of a split decision

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My arse needs kissing please

Stroke test first, kiss comes later

Be my guest

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My arse needs kissing please

Stroke test first, kiss comes later

Be my guest

We are very hospitable

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m in "

Very curvy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My arse needs kissing please

Stroke test first, kiss comes later

Be my guest

Two more tests in between

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do I send to then?"

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

I’ll put mine into the mix

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’ll put mine into the mix

xx"

Yay…… all bottoms to be tested

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll put mine into the mix

xx"

All types welcome, ready for the tests ?

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By *CDecauxMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever.

Even flat bums have stroke / kiss ability, line it up

In that case, I’ll take a position in the lineup

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever.

Even flat bums have stroke / kiss ability, line it up

In that case, I’ll take a position in the lineup

The more the merrier

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

I supose, if you insist

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever.

Even flat bums have stroke / kiss ability, line it up

In that case, I’ll take a position in the lineup

The more the merrier

What she said

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

"I’ll put mine into the mix

All types welcome, ready for the tests ? "

Absolutely x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy offer my bum up

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I supose, if you insist

Oh we do

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve changed our pic - my turn

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll put mine into the mix

All types welcome, ready for the tests ?

Absolutely x"

Well as you are already in position, the tests will begin

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Happy offer my bum up

and very welcome, line up and prepare

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’ve changed our pic - my turn

I’m letting Spurs go first ….. I’m the best kind of friend

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ve changed our pic - my turn

Oh back for seconds, if you insist I can’t refuse

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ve changed our pic - my turn

I’m letting Spurs go first ….. I’m the best kind of friend

You are

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

Can't make it too easy for you two

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

Can't make it too easy for you two

Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

Can't make it too easy for you two

Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment

I’m in …… we like trouble

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

Can't make it too easy for you two

Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment

I’m in …… we like trouble

We do…. it’s how we started

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

Can't make it too easy for you two

Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment

I’m in …… we like trouble

Oh, you don't know trouble yet!

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

Can't make it too easy for you two

Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment

I’m in …… we like trouble

Oh, you don't know trouble yet!"

I’ll rephrase, we enjoy a good challenge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

Can't make it too easy for you two

Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment

I’m in …… we like trouble

Oh, you don't know trouble yet!

I’ll rephrase, we enjoy a good challenge

For some strange reason I now have a vision of you running to a helicopter ‘Challenge Cookie’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still bum'in then

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

"I supose, if you insist

You made me search, but was worth it

Can't make it too easy for you two

Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment

I’m in …… we like trouble

Oh, you don't know trouble yet!

I’ll rephrase, we enjoy a good challenge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

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By *orkshrCplCouple over a year ago

Ripon

Can women apply too? X

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can women apply too? X"

Of course, all bums welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

I did hear this from a reliable source

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has no one mentioned the cost of putting your ass on the line?

That is why only a very small photo of mine is on my profile.

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

I did hear this from a reliable source

For once it wasn’t me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

I did hear this from a reliable source

Tell me who, they’ll need to be punished

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Has no one mentioned the cost of putting your ass on the line?

That is why only a very small photo of mine is on my profile."

No cost, free assessment here

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

I did hear this from a reliable source

For once it wasn’t me

First time for everything

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

I did hear this from a reliable source

For once it wasn’t me

First time for everything

Haha busted lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*bends over* mind me clinkers love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

I did hear this from a reliable source

Tell me who, they’ll need to be punished

Sorry no time for that

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"*bends over* mind me clinkers love

Welcome Miss D

I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

I did hear this from a reliable source

Tell me who, they’ll need to be punished

Sorry no time for that

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement

Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still bum'in then

I could bum all night

I did hear this from a reliable source

Tell me who, they’ll need to be punished

Sorry no time for that

Spoilsport

I know,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement

Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin

As long as those tests don't involve any probing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*bends over* mind me clinkers love

Welcome Miss D

I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have

Well mind me chalfonts then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement

Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin

As long as those tests don't involve any probing

Haha you are safe…. strokeability, wiggle it, slap it and then kiss it, all safe

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"*bends over* mind me clinkers love

Welcome Miss D

I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have

Well mind me chalfonts then "

That’s better than industrial waste or a boner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*bends over* mind me clinkers love

Welcome Miss D

I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have

Well mind me chalfonts then

That’s better than industrial waste or a boner

Count yourself lucky you could have both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement

Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin

As long as those tests don't involve any probing

Haha you are safe…. strokeability, wiggle it, slap it and then kiss it, all safe

It doesn't wiggle much more hopefully the rest can make up for that

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"*bends over* mind me clinkers love

Welcome Miss D

I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have

Well mind me chalfonts then

That’s better than industrial waste or a boner

Count yourself lucky you could have both

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement

Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin

As long as those tests don't involve any probing

Haha you are safe…. strokeability, wiggle it, slap it and then kiss it, all safe

It doesn't wiggle much more hopefully the rest can make up for that

Sure you could wiggle your hips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy to oblige

No bum on show, get ready and line up

Apologies taken and uploaded. Not on the level on a lot posted so far but I said I’d play

Fair play, tis a lovely bum

Why thank you

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Oh go on then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh go on then"

Cheeky cooking, bonus point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whilst chatting with Spurschick today about who’s arses, ass, bums, butts or whatever you want to call it she would happily kiss ( not in a lamppost pissing type of way) I came up with a new take on the original kissing booth

A line up of mystery bums for Spurs to kiss and check for squeezeability and generally just rub and caress till the perfect one was found

Now we just need some willing victims ….. cough cough participants. Please apply below

And yes I know I’m such a good friend

If not to late to join the line, add me in pls. Happy to provide picture evidence

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By *ookie46 OP Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m back …. Whose bum did I miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do I get the feeling cookie is more trouble than spurs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

A line up of mystery bums for Spurs to kiss and check for squeezeability and generally just rub and caress till the perfect one was found

Now we just need some willing victims ….. cough cough participants. Please apply below

And yes I know I’m such a good friend

If not to late to join the line, add me in pls. Happy to provide picture evidence

Never to late

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why do I get the feeling cookie is more trouble than spurs

I agree

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Why do I get the feeling cookie is more trouble than spurs

I agree

You would

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why do I get the feeling cookie is more trouble than spurs

I agree

You would

Can’t blow my cover

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Thank you ladies and gents but putting your bums out there, stored in my memory banks for later consideration

Cookie and I have had a blast and maybe we’ll get to do a test or two or more in person one day

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