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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My one last night was that my earphones were broken

Although my new ones are arriving today... Damn you Amazon Prime!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't need to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im too busy walking my pet goldfish Px

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The bar closes at 1am when you finish work at 0030

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My reinforced bra have broke waiting for a new one to arrive

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

The whole world is a gym so no need to go to one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im allergic to the fog from the fogging machine they currently use to clean everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Over done the "cardio" earlier so need to wait for my heart rate to calm down slightly before I can go back

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"My reinforced bra have broke waiting for a new one to arrive "

Broken bra... I need to practice weight lifting... So I'll hold your boobies up for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The whole world is a gym so no need to go to one."

In the summer, yes, but not when it starts getting dark early.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My reinforced bra have broke waiting for a new one to arrive

Broken bra... I need to practice weight lifting... So I'll hold your boobies up for you "

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham

I’m not fit enough yet

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I will go later or tomorrow or Monday or the first of next month or after Christmas , instead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't go to the gym.

Hang out at the coffee bar near the gym. It's a good place to meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My membership ran out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too busy fucking

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I could pull a muscle getting all unnecessary with some weights?

Got some Qigong DVD's somewhere?????

It's given me a headache now! Got to lie down on the sofa with a packet of crisps!

I'll do something later....

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I’m not fit enough yet "

That is my actual excuse.

I could probably use the walking machine for 5 minutes at a slow pace.

I would probably walk into a gym now and cry because I can't do anything in them :"(

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Dog ate my trainers

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

The angle of the sun means that it'll be in my eyes the whole time.

Hmm? Oh there's no windows... Well what I meant was that Aquarius is rising in the east and Jupiter is colliding with Uranus so yeah. Can't do it.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have too many messages I need to reply to in order to not offend the men on fab.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'm scared of getting wedged into the turnstile gate at the entrance

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m not fit enough yet

That is my actual excuse.

I could probably use the walking machine for 5 minutes at a slow pace.

I would probably walk into a gym now and cry because I can't do anything in them :"("

5 minutes is still 5 minutes, and then one day it'll be 6, 7, 8...(and so on and so forth) xx

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I’ve got to Finnish my doughnuts before they go out of date

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve got to Finnish my doughnuts before they go out of date "

There's Norway you can eat them all yourself - can I help?

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham


"I’m not fit enough yet

That is my actual excuse.

I could probably use the walking machine for 5 minutes at a slow pace.

I would probably walk into a gym now and cry because I can't do anything in them :"("

No such thing as “can’t do anything”. Everyone’s level of ability dictates what they can do.

Maybe it’s 5 mins walking. Maybe it’s 15 on a bike. Maybe you just walk around the shallow end of the pool for an hour.

Everything matters and everything is worth it. Don’t be discouraged

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was going to gym but the Chinese two doors away smells were unbelievable will go gym tomorrow

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice


"I’ve got to Finnish my doughnuts before they go out of date

There's Norway you can eat them all yourself - can I help? "

of course you may

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The vending machine had ran out of crisps and chocolate.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I ran out of Pringles to put in the holder on the running machine

K

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I’m not fit enough yet

That is my actual excuse.

I could probably use the walking machine for 5 minutes at a slow pace.

I would probably walk into a gym now and cry because I can't do anything in them :"(

No such thing as “can’t do anything”. Everyone’s level of ability dictates what they can do.

Maybe it’s 5 mins walking. Maybe it’s 15 on a bike. Maybe you just walk around the shallow end of the pool for an hour.

Everything matters and everything is worth it. Don’t be discouraged "

I'll be going back to the swimming pool soon. I'll float around, thrashing my legs most of the time.

I struggle to swim a width now.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

I was kidn*pped on my way and forced into a pub/restaurant/take-away/coffee shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was! "

Late night session was it? Glad to hear you enjoyed it! (And that the report button works )

LvM

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I had to shave my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Late night session was it? Glad to hear you enjoyed it! (And that the report button works )

LvM"

Haha yeah I'm hugely self conscious so I go as late as I can get away with when it's quiet (thank fuck for working from home letting me sleep til 8.45 )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Late night session was it? Glad to hear you enjoyed it! (And that the report button works )

LvM

Haha yeah I'm hugely self conscious so I go as late as I can get away with when it's quiet (thank fuck for working from home letting me sleep til 8.45 )"

go with someone if you worried amber.

see. i told you not to worry about what others think, you keep pushing on, climb that mountain

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was! "

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry, cant go today........ im washing my hair!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Car park is too busy....so i left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Car park is too busy....so i left "

You can use my gym, as long as I can watch...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Car park is too busy....so i left

You can use my gym, as long as I can watch..."

Deal

And your shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As said above, resistance training is so much more effective than straight cardio to change physique because you are growing muscle along with burning cals together, muscle will add shape and definition to your body as the fat comes off. It's a slow process but stick with it and the results will come.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better "

Not even cardio for a warm up??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'd actually want to do cardio after resistance training to maximize performance if strength and/or aesthetics is your goal. Cardio before resistance training if endurance is your goal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And preferably cardio as far away from your resistance training if you really had to do it. So on a different day or later in the day for example.

To warm up before resistance training, do some dynamic stretches and some lighter weight sets before your working sets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The dog ate my gym gear mate sorry cant make it

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

Not even cardio for a warm up?? "

You can do cardio to warm up, but honestly, you might even be better off doing a warmup on each resistance machine you use.

For example, if I’m gonna squat I start off by doing body weight squats to warm up. Then I slowly add weight and do joint rotations like hip circles and side to side twists to get my body ready.

You could do the same on a machine. Do 3 sets quite light, higher reps, before you do your main sets.

I don’t think cardio is useless. It’s fantastic for cardiovascular health.

But weights are what make you look better. And if you look better, you’ll go to the gym more often.

You can do gym 5x a week for a year doing cardio and look exactly the same at the end.

You can’t do that with weights

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"The dog ate my gym gear mate sorry cant make it "

great minds, this was basically what I was about to post

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

My cat needs a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The dog ate my gym gear mate sorry cant make it

great minds, this was basically what I was about to post"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Wanking raises my pulse rate and they've told me the training machines with internet access are using too much bandwidth viewing porn, so best not to use them.

There's no naked yoga class scheduled either, so my pulse isn't going to be raised enough to get fitter

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Too many people to busy trying to find a song they like on their device rather than training holding up equipment

This is a true story

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

Not even cardio for a warm up??

You can do cardio to warm up, but honestly, you might even be better off doing a warmup on each resistance machine you use.

For example, if I’m gonna squat I start off by doing body weight squats to warm up. Then I slowly add weight and do joint rotations like hip circles and side to side twists to get my body ready.

You could do the same on a machine. Do 3 sets quite light, higher reps, before you do your main sets.

I don’t think cardio is useless. It’s fantastic for cardiovascular health.

But weights are what make you look better. And if you look better, you’ll go to the gym more often.

You can do gym 5x a week for a year doing cardio and look exactly the same at the end.

You can’t do that with weights "

I already have no idea what I'm doing and this post just confused me even further

But thanks for trying

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Too many people to busy trying to find a song they like on their device rather than training holding up equipment

This is a true story

"

Hahaha luckily the cardio machines at my gym have a nice ledge on the monitor area so I usually put my phone on it and watch Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tend to train as I’m out running, I’ve weights at home but like lifting logs in the forest… there’s a few piles of logs around my 7km route. I’ve uploaded one from this mornings run and squats session

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bad back

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"I tend to train as I’m out running, I’ve weights at home but like lifting logs in the forest… there’s a few piles of logs around my 7km route. I’ve uploaded one from this mornings run and squats session "

*viking war chant starts to play.....*

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Too many people to busy trying to find a song they like on their device rather than training holding up equipment

This is a true story

Hahaha luckily the cardio machines at my gym have a nice ledge on the monitor area so I usually put my phone on it and watch Netflix "

So did mine, plus it plays music in the gym think I'd have to make an excuse not to train and admire the view any offers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Late night session was it? Glad to hear you enjoyed it! (And that the report button works )

LvM

Haha yeah I'm hugely self conscious so I go as late as I can get away with when it's quiet (thank fuck for working from home letting me sleep til 8.45 )

go with someone if you worried amber.

see. i told you not to worry about what others think, you keep pushing on, climb that mountain "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And preferably cardio as far away from your resistance training if you really had to do it. So on a different day or later in the day for example.

To warm up before resistance training, do some dynamic stretches and some lighter weight sets before your working sets."

Thanks, will try this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

Not even cardio for a warm up??

You can do cardio to warm up, but honestly, you might even be better off doing a warmup on each resistance machine you use.

For example, if I’m gonna squat I start off by doing body weight squats to warm up. Then I slowly add weight and do joint rotations like hip circles and side to side twists to get my body ready.

You could do the same on a machine. Do 3 sets quite light, higher reps, before you do your main sets.

I don’t think cardio is useless. It’s fantastic for cardiovascular health.

But weights are what make you look better. And if you look better, you’ll go to the gym more often.

You can do gym 5x a week for a year doing cardio and look exactly the same at the end.

You can’t do that with weights "

The issue is that most people don't try hard enough with cardio. When we just run for exercise in between having a race/challenge to do our fitness pace and muscle tone drops right off even while maintaining a decent weekly mileage. Currently we're 9 weeks into a training plan that includes 1 session a week at either VO2 max or above lactate threshold, fitness has jumped, pace back up as fast as I've ever been and while my weight has barely changed at all there has been a definite physical change all while doing significantly less miles per week than earlier in the year.

Sure you'll burn some calories and gain a bit of CV fitness doing 30 mins slow jog/swim/stair climb but those calories will be replaced easily with a quick snack on the way home. A 5 mile run with 10 x 2 mins at VO2 max pace will burn almost the same calories as a 5 mile jog chatting to your mate but will give a significantly different result.

Mr

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

Not even cardio for a warm up??

You can do cardio to warm up, but honestly, you might even be better off doing a warmup on each resistance machine you use.

For example, if I’m gonna squat I start off by doing body weight squats to warm up. Then I slowly add weight and do joint rotations like hip circles and side to side twists to get my body ready.

You could do the same on a machine. Do 3 sets quite light, higher reps, before you do your main sets.

I don’t think cardio is useless. It’s fantastic for cardiovascular health.

But weights are what make you look better. And if you look better, you’ll go to the gym more often.

You can do gym 5x a week for a year doing cardio and look exactly the same at the end.

You can’t do that with weights

The issue is that most people don't try hard enough with cardio. When we just run for exercise in between having a race/challenge to do our fitness pace and muscle tone drops right off even while maintaining a decent weekly mileage. Currently we're 9 weeks into a training plan that includes 1 session a week at either VO2 max or above lactate threshold, fitness has jumped, pace back up as fast as I've ever been and while my weight has barely changed at all there has been a definite physical change all while doing significantly less miles per week than earlier in the year.

Sure you'll burn some calories and gain a bit of CV fitness doing 30 mins slow jog/swim/stair climb but those calories will be replaced easily with a quick snack on the way home. A 5 mile run with 10 x 2 mins at VO2 max pace will burn almost the same calories as a 5 mile jog chatting to your mate but will give a significantly different result.

Mr"

While I think your partly right that working harder = better results (duh?) I don’t think it applies directly across different people, and I still think a moderately difficult resistance training session is 100x better than basically any cardio in terms of improving your appearance

Most people won’t do 10x2 at a decent pace, and the results aren’t going to be that impressive

Most people absolutely can do 4x8-12 on 4-6 different machines across the gym and see phenomenal results

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm far too fat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't find that cute vest that matches my joggers and now I have nothing to wear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tend to train as I’m out running, I’ve weights at home but like lifting logs in the forest… there’s a few piles of logs around my 7km route. I’ve uploaded one from this mornings run and squats session

*viking war chant starts to play.....*"

Zeppelins - immigrant song

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘How much per month!!! I could jog up McBurger’s chicken shack and back for far less!!’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't train at the gym as I was too busy wanking. And that's why I am banned from the gym.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Allergic to sweat

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout


"I tend to train as I’m out running, I’ve weights at home but like lifting logs in the forest… there’s a few piles of logs around my 7km route. I’ve uploaded one from this mornings run and squats session

*viking war chant starts to play.....*

Zeppelins - immigrant song "

Even better and thank you for the ear worm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tend to train as I’m out running, I’ve weights at home but like lifting logs in the forest… there’s a few piles of logs around my 7km route. I’ve uploaded one from this mornings run and squats session

*viking war chant starts to play.....*

Zeppelins - immigrant song

Even better and thank you for the ear worm "

My pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

Not even cardio for a warm up??

You can do cardio to warm up, but honestly, you might even be better off doing a warmup on each resistance machine you use.

For example, if I’m gonna squat I start off by doing body weight squats to warm up. Then I slowly add weight and do joint rotations like hip circles and side to side twists to get my body ready.

You could do the same on a machine. Do 3 sets quite light, higher reps, before you do your main sets.

I don’t think cardio is useless. It’s fantastic for cardiovascular health.

But weights are what make you look better. And if you look better, you’ll go to the gym more often.

You can do gym 5x a week for a year doing cardio and look exactly the same at the end.

You can’t do that with weights

The issue is that most people don't try hard enough with cardio. When we just run for exercise in between having a race/challenge to do our fitness pace and muscle tone drops right off even while maintaining a decent weekly mileage. Currently we're 9 weeks into a training plan that includes 1 session a week at either VO2 max or above lactate threshold, fitness has jumped, pace back up as fast as I've ever been and while my weight has barely changed at all there has been a definite physical change all while doing significantly less miles per week than earlier in the year.

Sure you'll burn some calories and gain a bit of CV fitness doing 30 mins slow jog/swim/stair climb but those calories will be replaced easily with a quick snack on the way home. A 5 mile run with 10 x 2 mins at VO2 max pace will burn almost the same calories as a 5 mile jog chatting to your mate but will give a significantly different result.

Mr

While I think your partly right that working harder = better results (duh?) I don’t think it applies directly across different people, and I still think a moderately difficult resistance training session is 100x better than basically any cardio in terms of improving your appearance

Most people won’t do 10x2 at a decent pace, and the results aren’t going to be that impressive

Most people absolutely can do 4x8-12 on 4-6 different machines across the gym and see phenomenal results "

I did 4x12 on 3 different machines and 20 mins cardio, is that not enough then? Tbf I didn't feel that tired, was just getting too late.

Also wouldn't say I'm totally motivated by appearance. More just general health and fitness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm far too fat "

Shush, you...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm far too fat "

Rubbish

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

Not even cardio for a warm up??

You can do cardio to warm up, but honestly, you might even be better off doing a warmup on each resistance machine you use.

For example, if I’m gonna squat I start off by doing body weight squats to warm up. Then I slowly add weight and do joint rotations like hip circles and side to side twists to get my body ready.

You could do the same on a machine. Do 3 sets quite light, higher reps, before you do your main sets.

I don’t think cardio is useless. It’s fantastic for cardiovascular health.

But weights are what make you look better. And if you look better, you’ll go to the gym more often.

You can do gym 5x a week for a year doing cardio and look exactly the same at the end.

You can’t do that with weights

The issue is that most people don't try hard enough with cardio. When we just run for exercise in between having a race/challenge to do our fitness pace and muscle tone drops right off even while maintaining a decent weekly mileage. Currently we're 9 weeks into a training plan that includes 1 session a week at either VO2 max or above lactate threshold, fitness has jumped, pace back up as fast as I've ever been and while my weight has barely changed at all there has been a definite physical change all while doing significantly less miles per week than earlier in the year.

Sure you'll burn some calories and gain a bit of CV fitness doing 30 mins slow jog/swim/stair climb but those calories will be replaced easily with a quick snack on the way home. A 5 mile run with 10 x 2 mins at VO2 max pace will burn almost the same calories as a 5 mile jog chatting to your mate but will give a significantly different result.

Mr

While I think your partly right that working harder = better results (duh?) I don’t think it applies directly across different people, and I still think a moderately difficult resistance training session is 100x better than basically any cardio in terms of improving your appearance

Most people won’t do 10x2 at a decent pace, and the results aren’t going to be that impressive

Most people absolutely can do 4x8-12 on 4-6 different machines across the gym and see phenomenal results

I did 4x12 on 3 different machines and 20 mins cardio, is that not enough then? Tbf I didn't feel that tired, was just getting too late.

Also wouldn't say I'm totally motivated by appearance. More just general health and fitness. "

I wouldn’t say it’s not enough, I’d just think you’d do better by replacing the 20 mins cardio with more machines. You could easily hit 2-3 more machines in that 20 mins.

And while I appreciate the emphasis on health in general, the number 1 thing a person can do for their health is improve their body composition. So less fat, more muscle.

Machines achieve both of those better than cardio ever could.

Studies are now showing that most of the benefits we see from a healthier life style are directly caused by an improved body composition. Not to mention that people are far more likely to be consistent and work harder when results are coming. Weights really help that, cardio not so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

Not even cardio for a warm up??

You can do cardio to warm up, but honestly, you might even be better off doing a warmup on each resistance machine you use.

For example, if I’m gonna squat I start off by doing body weight squats to warm up. Then I slowly add weight and do joint rotations like hip circles and side to side twists to get my body ready.

You could do the same on a machine. Do 3 sets quite light, higher reps, before you do your main sets.

I don’t think cardio is useless. It’s fantastic for cardiovascular health.

But weights are what make you look better. And if you look better, you’ll go to the gym more often.

You can do gym 5x a week for a year doing cardio and look exactly the same at the end.

You can’t do that with weights

The issue is that most people don't try hard enough with cardio. When we just run for exercise in between having a race/challenge to do our fitness pace and muscle tone drops right off even while maintaining a decent weekly mileage. Currently we're 9 weeks into a training plan that includes 1 session a week at either VO2 max or above lactate threshold, fitness has jumped, pace back up as fast as I've ever been and while my weight has barely changed at all there has been a definite physical change all while doing significantly less miles per week than earlier in the year.

Sure you'll burn some calories and gain a bit of CV fitness doing 30 mins slow jog/swim/stair climb but those calories will be replaced easily with a quick snack on the way home. A 5 mile run with 10 x 2 mins at VO2 max pace will burn almost the same calories as a 5 mile jog chatting to your mate but will give a significantly different result.

Mr

While I think your partly right that working harder = better results (duh?) I don’t think it applies directly across different people, and I still think a moderately difficult resistance training session is 100x better than basically any cardio in terms of improving your appearance

Most people won’t do 10x2 at a decent pace, and the results aren’t going to be that impressive

Most people absolutely can do 4x8-12 on 4-6 different machines across the gym and see phenomenal results

I did 4x12 on 3 different machines and 20 mins cardio, is that not enough then? Tbf I didn't feel that tired, was just getting too late.

Also wouldn't say I'm totally motivated by appearance. More just general health and fitness.

I wouldn’t say it’s not enough, I’d just think you’d do better by replacing the 20 mins cardio with more machines. You could easily hit 2-3 more machines in that 20 mins.

And while I appreciate the emphasis on health in general, the number 1 thing a person can do for their health is improve their body composition. So less fat, more muscle.

Machines achieve both of those better than cardio ever could.

Studies are now showing that most of the benefits we see from a healthier life style are directly caused by an improved body composition. Not to mention that people are far more likely to be consistent and work harder when results are coming. Weights really help that, cardio not so much "

Yeah I get that. I'm just conscious of the fact that several members of my family have hereditary heart conditions and last month we unfortunately lost someone in my close family to cardiac arrest. It was totally unexpected as they were incredibly fit and healthy...

So while I definitely want to increase my muscle mass, for the reasons above I also really want to focus my cardiovascular health too.

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham


"So... Off the back of THAT comment earlier I was actually inspired to finally try the weight training machines tonight (obvs had to look up YouTube tutorials on how to use them first lol). Pleased to report my big fat arse fits on all the ones I tried

Plus I actually enjoyed it way more than the usual treadmill/crosstrainer combo. So thank you to whoever that troll was!

Plus weights are 100x more effective than cardio for body composition changes

So much so that I often tell new people to avoid cardio and focus entirely on weights. They’re just that much better

Not even cardio for a warm up??

You can do cardio to warm up, but honestly, you might even be better off doing a warmup on each resistance machine you use.

For example, if I’m gonna squat I start off by doing body weight squats to warm up. Then I slowly add weight and do joint rotations like hip circles and side to side twists to get my body ready.

You could do the same on a machine. Do 3 sets quite light, higher reps, before you do your main sets.

I don’t think cardio is useless. It’s fantastic for cardiovascular health.

But weights are what make you look better. And if you look better, you’ll go to the gym more often.

You can do gym 5x a week for a year doing cardio and look exactly the same at the end.

You can’t do that with weights

The issue is that most people don't try hard enough with cardio. When we just run for exercise in between having a race/challenge to do our fitness pace and muscle tone drops right off even while maintaining a decent weekly mileage. Currently we're 9 weeks into a training plan that includes 1 session a week at either VO2 max or above lactate threshold, fitness has jumped, pace back up as fast as I've ever been and while my weight has barely changed at all there has been a definite physical change all while doing significantly less miles per week than earlier in the year.

Sure you'll burn some calories and gain a bit of CV fitness doing 30 mins slow jog/swim/stair climb but those calories will be replaced easily with a quick snack on the way home. A 5 mile run with 10 x 2 mins at VO2 max pace will burn almost the same calories as a 5 mile jog chatting to your mate but will give a significantly different result.

Mr

While I think your partly right that working harder = better results (duh?) I don’t think it applies directly across different people, and I still think a moderately difficult resistance training session is 100x better than basically any cardio in terms of improving your appearance

Most people won’t do 10x2 at a decent pace, and the results aren’t going to be that impressive

Most people absolutely can do 4x8-12 on 4-6 different machines across the gym and see phenomenal results

I did 4x12 on 3 different machines and 20 mins cardio, is that not enough then? Tbf I didn't feel that tired, was just getting too late.

Also wouldn't say I'm totally motivated by appearance. More just general health and fitness.

I wouldn’t say it’s not enough, I’d just think you’d do better by replacing the 20 mins cardio with more machines. You could easily hit 2-3 more machines in that 20 mins.

And while I appreciate the emphasis on health in general, the number 1 thing a person can do for their health is improve their body composition. So less fat, more muscle.

Machines achieve both of those better than cardio ever could.

Studies are now showing that most of the benefits we see from a healthier life style are directly caused by an improved body composition. Not to mention that people are far more likely to be consistent and work harder when results are coming. Weights really help that, cardio not so much

Yeah I get that. I'm just conscious of the fact that several members of my family have hereditary heart conditions and last month we unfortunately lost someone in my close family to cardiac arrest. It was totally unexpected as they were incredibly fit and healthy...

So while I definitely want to increase my muscle mass, for the reasons above I also really want to focus my cardiovascular health too. "

Oh absolutely don’t neglect it, I’m just always trying to push the point home for 2 reasons

1. Most people have no idea how much more effective weights are body composition changes

2. Many new people put too much emphasis on cardio under belief that it “burns fat” which it just doesn’t. It’s not unusual to find people doing hours of cardio and seeing no results.

80/20 split seems to work best. 80% weights, 20% cardio, and don’t be fooled by this “hard cardio is best”. Studies again are showing that LISS cardio (low intensity steady state) is the best for general health. So that’s any cardio where you could still have a conversation while doing it

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My sports bra only makes my breats swing in the same direction rather than different ones.

I'm also unable to use a peck deck machine as my boobs get in the way!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My hands are too greasy from eating chips!

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

I am waiting for a very important call. Cannot take paperwork to gym. Must remember to call for the telephone appointment .

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m a natural athlete…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The cider needed drinking before it err went out of date

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The cider needed drinking before it err went out of date "

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Ever tried walking around the gym in tight shorts and with an erection

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