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Haven’t done one of these for a long time so thought this might be a bit of fun .
No rules, just fun. Chat, flirt, turn it into an orgy or whatever you wish.
 
Whatever you do play nice with one another   |
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"Last time I got on your flirt thread it made my whole week
Well I hope it goes as well this time for you dude
Just awaiting Sparkle and her machine 
Aha well hopefully she’ll see the thread "
Only time will tell..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
I will have a double Russian standard with and ice please"
Half naked waiter will bring it straight over sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Standard pint of Kronenbourg will do me"
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Done , sorry about the head , its his first day on the job lol |
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
I will have a double Russian standard with and ice please
Half naked waiter will bring it straight over sir "
And please take one for yourself. A drink I mean but you can have a waiter to I suppose |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Its a free bar help yourself . I had staff with me but they have all disappeared off banging somewhere so just grab what takes your fancy "
... you weren't off joining them?!  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking 
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos   "
...everyone loves a good barman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its a free bar help yourself . I had staff with me but they have all disappeared off banging somewhere so just grab what takes your fancy
... you weren't off joining them?! "
Shushhhhhhhhh , im in 2dn room down the hall on the right , pop in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!?? "
Woohoo! It’s a free bar now so it’s only going to get better from here on in |
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman "
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Woohoo! It’s a free bar now so it’s only going to get better from here on in "
Free pours all round then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then! "
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Its a free bar help yourself . I had staff with me but they have all disappeared off banging somewhere so just grab what takes your fancy
... you weren't off joining them?!
Shushhhhhhhhh , im in 2dn room down the hall on the right , pop in "
Ppssstt... you know everyone now knows that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its a free bar help yourself . I had staff with me but they have all disappeared off banging somewhere so just grab what takes your fancy
... you weren't off joining them?!
Shushhhhhhhhh , im in 2dn room down the hall on the right , pop in
Ppssstt... you know everyone now knows that "
Shhhhhh they all look busy to me |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar "
...and I thought it was roasted nuts  |
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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar
...and I thought it was roasted nuts "
Slow down if they’re roasting |
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar
...and I thought it was roasted nuts "
Maybe usually but in this particular bar....the tastiest snack happens to end in 36c.....don’t worry I’ll stick a coaster under you |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar
...and I thought it was roasted nuts
Maybe usually but in this particular bar....the tastiest snack happens to end in 36c.....don’t worry I’ll stick a coaster under you "
...at least you didn't say drip tray |
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar
...and I thought it was roasted nuts
Maybe usually but in this particular bar....the tastiest snack happens to end in 36c.....don’t worry I’ll stick a coaster under you
...at least you didn't say drip tray "
Well health and safety does stipulate  |
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By *vriderMan
over a year ago
Chester |
"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done "
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to! "
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy |
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar
...and I thought it was roasted nuts
Maybe usually but in this particular bar....the tastiest snack happens to end in 36c.....don’t worry I’ll stick a coaster under you
...at least you didn't say drip tray
Well health and safety does stipulate "
In triplicate as well |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar
...and I thought it was roasted nuts
Maybe usually but in this particular bar....the tastiest snack happens to end in 36c.....don’t worry I’ll stick a coaster under you
...at least you didn't say drip tray
Well health and safety does stipulate
In triplicate as well "
...carbon copies all round |
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"Haven’t done one of these for a long time so thought this might be a bit of fun .
No rules, just fun. Chat, flirt, turn it into an orgy or whatever you wish.
Whatever you do play nice with one another "
Well hello Geeky, my good man!
I'd like to play nice with you x |
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar
...and I thought it was roasted nuts
Maybe usually but in this particular bar....the tastiest snack happens to end in 36c.....don’t worry I’ll stick a coaster under you
...at least you didn't say drip tray
Well health and safety does stipulate
In triplicate as well
...carbon copies all round "
I’ll make sure to give out relevant copies to all parties involved |
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"Haven’t done one of these for a long time so thought this might be a bit of fun .
No rules, just fun. Chat, flirt, turn it into an orgy or whatever you wish.
Whatever you do play nice with one another
Well hello Geeky, my good man!
I'd like to play nice with you x"
Well hello Red it doesn’t just have to nice xx |
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"Haven’t done one of these for a long time so thought this might be a bit of fun .
No rules, just fun. Chat, flirt, turn it into an orgy or whatever you wish.
Whatever you do play nice with one another
Well hello Geeky, my good man!
I'd like to play nice with you x
Well hello Red it doesn’t just have to nice xx"
Oh I'm hoping it won't be, Sir |
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"Haven’t done one of these for a long time so thought this might be a bit of fun .
No rules, just fun. Chat, flirt, turn it into an orgy or whatever you wish.
Whatever you do play nice with one another
Well hello Geeky, my good man!
I'd like to play nice with you x
Well hello Red it doesn’t just have to nice xx
Oh I'm hoping it won't be, Sir "
Oh I’m a gentleman but no gentle man so....what you waiting for x |
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over a year ago
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"Where’s the gang bangs at
...apparently it's the 2nd door on the right down the hall... Mr Grey was leading the charge "
Is it your door I need to open ?? |
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"Haven’t done one of these for a long time so thought this might be a bit of fun .
No rules, just fun. Chat, flirt, turn it into an orgy or whatever you wish.
Whatever you do play nice with one another
Well hello Geeky, my good man!
I'd like to play nice with you x
Well hello Red it doesn’t just have to nice xx
Oh I'm hoping it won't be, Sir
Oh I’m a gentleman but no gentle man so....what you waiting for x"
Hops on, cranks the engine, grabs the handlebars & rides hard |
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By *vriderMan
over a year ago
Chester |
"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to!
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy "
Shit!!
I went left!!
Some kinky stuff going on in there... |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Where’s the gang bangs at
...apparently it's the 2nd door on the right down the hall... Mr Grey was leading the charge
Is it your door I need to open ??"
Genuinely think it's a generic door ...
... I'm sat on the bar on a coaster, apparently |
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By *vriderMan
over a year ago
Chester |
"Where’s the gang bangs at
...apparently it's the 2nd door on the right down the hall... Mr Grey was leading the charge
Is it your door I need to open ??
Genuinely think it's a generic door ...
... I'm sat on the bar on a coaster, apparently "
Well, you wouldn't want to leave a mark on the bar would you?? |
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"Whats everyone drinking ? I’ll be your barman .
Any requests welcome .
Daytime drinking
...Will lead to mischievous chaos if start that!??
Hi I’m Mischievous Chaos
...everyone loves a good barman
Well we do know what the best snack to eat is....care to jump on the bar
...and I thought it was roasted nuts
Maybe usually but in this particular bar....the tastiest snack happens to end in 36c.....don’t worry I’ll stick a coaster under you
...at least you didn't say drip tray
Well health and safety does stipulate
In triplicate as well
...carbon copies all round "
Lol god I forgot about them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to!
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy
Shit!!
I went left!!
Some kinky stuff going on in there..."
I went into the 3rd door on the left, I'm all alone and it's pitch black in here
Oh wait!!!...seems I'm not alone no idea what I've just grabbed hold of but it went abit stiff in my hand |
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"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to!
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy
Shit!!
I went left!!
Some kinky stuff going on in there...
I went into the 3rd door on the left, I'm all alone and it's pitch black in here
Oh wait!!!...seems I'm not alone no idea what I've just grabbed hold of but it went abit stiff in my hand "
3rd door on the left?
Ah! That's the snake room. Careful in there. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Where’s the gang bangs at
...apparently it's the 2nd door on the right down the hall... Mr Grey was leading the charge
Is it your door I need to open ??
Genuinely think it's a generic door ...
... I'm sat on the bar on a coaster, apparently
Well, you wouldn't want to leave a mark on the bar would you?? "
...oh I don't know, I'm sure most women like leaving a mark somehow |
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over a year ago
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"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to!
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy
Shit!!
I went left!!
Some kinky stuff going on in there...
I went into the 3rd door on the left, I'm all alone and it's pitch black in here
Oh wait!!!...seems I'm not alone no idea what I've just grabbed hold of but it went abit stiff in my hand
3rd door on the left?
Ah! That's the snake room. Careful in there."
Phew lucky I'm a snake charmer...they're awfully smooth and long |
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"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to!
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy
Shit!!
I went left!!
Some kinky stuff going on in there...
I went into the 3rd door on the left, I'm all alone and it's pitch black in here
Oh wait!!!...seems I'm not alone no idea what I've just grabbed hold of but it went abit stiff in my hand
3rd door on the left?
Ah! That's the snake room. Careful in there.
Phew lucky I'm a snake charmer...they're awfully smooth and long "
That is lucky. There are a few in here. How many do you think you can handle at once? |
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"Haven’t done one of these for a long time so thought this might be a bit of fun .
No rules, just fun. Chat, flirt, turn it into an orgy or whatever you wish.
Whatever you do play nice with one another
Well hello Geeky, my good man!
I'd like to play nice with you x
Well hello Red it doesn’t just have to nice xx
Oh I'm hoping it won't be, Sir
Oh I’m a gentleman but no gentle man so....what you waiting for x
Hops on, cranks the engine, grabs the handlebars & rides hard "
It may be a rough ride |
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By *vriderMan
over a year ago
Chester |
"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to!
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy
Shit!!
I went left!!
Some kinky stuff going on in there...
I went into the 3rd door on the left, I'm all alone and it's pitch black in here
Oh wait!!!...seems I'm not alone no idea what I've just grabbed hold of but it went abit stiff in my hand
3rd door on the left?
Ah! That's the snake room. Careful in there.
Phew lucky I'm a snake charmer...they're awfully smooth and long "
Careful of those spotting pythons though. They'll blind ya before you know it!! |
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By *vriderMan
over a year ago
Chester |
"Where’s the gang bangs at
...apparently it's the 2nd door on the right down the hall... Mr Grey was leading the charge
Is it your door I need to open ??
Genuinely think it's a generic door ...
... I'm sat on the bar on a coaster, apparently
Well, you wouldn't want to leave a mark on the bar would you??
...oh I don't know, I'm sure most women like leaving a mark somehow "
You can mark me anytime.... |
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"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to!
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy
Shit!!
I went left!!
Some kinky stuff going on in there...
I went into the 3rd door on the left, I'm all alone and it's pitch black in here
Oh wait!!!...seems I'm not alone no idea what I've just grabbed hold of but it went abit stiff in my hand
3rd door on the left?
Ah! That's the snake room. Careful in there.
Phew lucky I'm a snake charmer...they're awfully smooth and long
That is lucky. There are a few in here. How many do you think you can handle at once? "
Oh I'm sure I could handle a few...always up for a challenge |
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"I'm a lousy flirt but in for the banter if that's ok?
Jane
That makes two of us then!
Maybe we should be running the bar?....or just sit in the corner and watch how it's done
Yay. We can be those awkward people who want to go say hi but don't have the balls to!
Get some drinks down ya, you'll be fine ...
Then remember it's 2nd door down the hall on the right, for the orgy
Shit!!
I went left!!
Some kinky stuff going on in there...
I went into the 3rd door on the left, I'm all alone and it's pitch black in here
Oh wait!!!...seems I'm not alone no idea what I've just grabbed hold of but it went abit stiff in my hand
3rd door on the left?
Ah! That's the snake room. Careful in there.
Phew lucky I'm a snake charmer...they're awfully smooth and long
That is lucky. There are a few in here. How many do you think you can handle at once?
Oh I'm sure I could handle a few...always up for a challenge "
Always good to see someone embracing the challenge |
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Someone put the snakes to bed yet?!
...there's flirting to be had
Really where tell us please
Apparently earlier it was down the hall 2nd door on the right "
Lol I had the tennis on tv women’s that is honestly |
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Hello K.
Hello Lorraine how the devil are you?
I’m wonderful thank you. 
I know that but I asked how you.....oh I get it
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"Good evening everyone.
Hello K.
Hello Lorraine how the devil are you?
I’m wonderful thank you.
I know that but I asked how you.....oh I get it
You see what I did there,
Yes I did....and you do it so well "
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"Evening all
How’s it going dude? "
It's 1 a.m. and instead of sleeping like a sensible person, I'm watching stupid YouTube videos and lurking around on a site full of people who are prettier than me |
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over a year ago
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"Evening all
How’s it going dude?
It's 1 a.m. and instead of sleeping like a sensible person, I'm watching stupid YouTube videos and lurking around on a site full of people who are prettier than me "
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