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The start of the house spider season

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

According to reports the next two weeks will see the height of the house spider season..

I hate this time of year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Agree I’m so scared of them and how fast they move….

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Good. They might eat this annoying moth in my room

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Finally a thread of yours I can get on board with

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It's mating season, so yes yoy will notice them more.

I like spiders, they eat the flies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they dont like conkers

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By *rMrsRichCouple over a year ago

Bournemouh

I have my handheld gtech with the longest pipe in the world at the ready!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I don’t mind spiders. They’re harmful apart from the ones that drop into your mouth when your asleep in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Already seen one in the bath, one on the bedroom floor and one on my shower gel

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Good. They might eat this annoying moth in my room

Omg I got into work the other day and there was 12 moths in my office

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Horse chestnuts or conkers

In the corners and edges of your rooms should keep them at bay , .

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

I forgot this. Best step up watch. Spiders in garden wonderful. In your house “Shriekkk!!”

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

Good, there seems to be so many flies around at the moment for them to catch.

At least spiders don't buzz.

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Good, there seems to be so many flies around at the moment for them to catch.

At least spiders don't buzz. "

... and if they did, that'd be bloody terrifying!

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Horse chestnuts or conkers

In the corners and edges of your rooms should keep them at bay , ."

None of those allowed in my house then. I'm more than happy to host spiders

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You do know its the male hunter spiders that come in the house looking for a shag sadly the lady hunter spiders are all outside.

House spiders are the thin things that live in the house all year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had 4 in my room a couple of days ago....big beggars too...they were vacated lol..not scared of them but 4 is pushing it!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good. They might eat this annoying moth in my room

Omg I got into work the other day and there was 12 moths in my office

Did he open his wallet again

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Newspaper sales go up.. In this house anyway...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For once Tom... I agree with you

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Newspaper sales go up.. In this house anyway..."

ask them to leave and they will

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

I find they make a good snack for cats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"According to reports the next two weeks will see the height of the house spider season..

I hate this time of year "

Accordion to reports people don’t spot the musical instrument in sentences.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Good. They might eat this annoying moth in my room

Omg I got into work the other day and there was 12 moths in my office

Did he open his wallet again

Haha no, but I spent about 20 minutes getting them out my office window.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love spiders, well except for the false widows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully they might succeed killing all the bitey things in my house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"According to reports the next two weeks will see the height of the house spider season..

I hate this time of year

Accordion to reports people don’t spot the musical instrument in sentences."

That’s just a fluteile attempt at humour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Consider it a blitzkrieg against all the other insects in your house.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

"According to reports the next two weeks will see the height of the house spider season..

I hate this time of year

Accordion to reports people don’t spot the musical instrument in sentences."

More comic genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"According to reports the next two weeks will see the height of the house spider season..

I hate this time of year

Accordion to reports people don’t spot the musical instrument in sentences.

More comic genius "

Google mantis shrimp, evil buggers!

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

I just pick them up an show them the door.Cant see the problem that people have with them.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

One thing is certain...these buggers are coming to a house near you soon

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

I’ve noticed increasing numbers in my house. I have absolutely no issue with them, leave them be. They are an important part of food webs and chains lol,

My kids however…. Absolutely terrified

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a monster living under the stairs. It has shown itself already and given us a taster of the terror to come. They are just so fast, I dont mind slow and chunky, but fast and chunky is just too much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great, now I have to name even more of them.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I love my house spiders and wouldn't be without them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I don’t mind spiders.. certainly not here anyway..

Did once get a fright in Oz finding myself sharing a shower with the biggest hairiest huntsman spider (size of my hand I tell ya) that was not a pick up with a tissue and flush down the loo kind of spider..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have a pet one that lives in the sash window... We like watching him catch stuff n wrap it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

House spider just keep themselves to themselves. I've no issue with them.The garden spiders are huge atm and I will be showing them to all my kids at school as they are fascinating but will be gone by the end of October. I love my minibeasts.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

I must buy a newspaper and dispatch them before carefully putting their remains outside the

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I love the little critters, can never harm one, always put them gently out with a glass over the top and a card underneath because they freak Husband out.

Having said that, the giant woolf spider that visited my sons room and got evicted was a little scarey,

especially when it returned and moved into the heating cupboard.