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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As you can see - my barnet's getting a little fuzzy and is causing serious problems with 'tickle inducement' when my head is placed between a nice pair of thighs!!
That - and regardless of how well kept my company's 'lady garden' is - I can't help but choke on long strands of hair!!
It may double up as an excellent 'fluffy crash helmet' when falling over d*unk, and also acts as a comfortable built in travel pillow during the many trans-Atlantic flights an international playboy such as myself makes - but I think the time has come to say goodbye to my fuzzy friend!
So what I'm asking is this - trimmed? Or shaved? Get your suggestions in now!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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get some hair clippers and do your head on the lowest setting
it will leave a feeling of hair being there, but isn't as naked as a 'bic' cut
not everyone suits a complete razor cut
and it feels weird |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Big hair is en vogue at the moment. The was a thread about it.
There are draw backs with big curly hair. One being that people seem to like to pull it really hard in the throes of passion. On the plus side it will keep your ears warm as the weather starts to cool. |
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I like both for different reasons. Trimmed will help give my mouth a static velcro attached position especially if I have not shaved, this making sure good posture and position on my Tongue to give maximum pleasure to the female recieving.
Shaved and if I am also shaved will give a slippery sloppy moist wet oral pleasure to the female and a mouth watering, facefull and tastefull pleasure to me. Eitherway there will be juicy fun to be had (lick my lips)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what ears are for
 no they're footrests 
Either you have tiny feet - or you're meeting some serious 'dumbo eared' people!!! Lol "
I like dumbo ears they're like love handles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what ears are for
no they're footrests
I have some attachable stirrups for my ears
We'll have to try them out
Get a room you two! "
Only if he pays |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"That's what ears are for
no they're footrests
I have some attachable stirrups for my ears
We'll have to try them out
Get a room you two! "
It's a sunny Friday... let them play you misery guts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what ears are for
no they're footrests
I have some attachable stirrups for my ears
We'll have to try them out
Get a room you two!
Only if he pays
I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up "
I'm offended  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"That's what ears are for
no they're footrests
I have some attachable stirrups for my ears
We'll have to try them out
Get a room you two!
Only if he pays
I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up "
I have only made one comment stop picking on me lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"That's what ears are for
no they're footrests
I have some attachable stirrups for my ears
We'll have to try them out
Get a room you two!
Only if he pays
I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up
I have only made one comment stop picking on me lol"
Interesting. I am sensing a lot of pent up displaced Thursday across the forums.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what ears are for
no they're footrests
I have some attachable stirrups for my ears
We'll have to try them out
Get a room you two!
Only if he pays
I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up
I have only made one comment stop picking on me lol"
Yeah leave him alone, pick on someone your own size! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what ears are for
no they're footrests
I have some attachable stirrups for my ears
We'll have to try them out
Get a room you two!
It's a sunny Friday... let them play you misery guts."
Thanks lickety x
*blows raspberry at pablo
I'm going before poor obi's thread goes off topic! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)
If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below |
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"That's what ears are for
no they're footrests
I have some attachable stirrups for my ears
We'll have to try them out
Get a room you two!
Only if he pays
I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up
I have only made one comment stop picking on me lol
Yeah leave him alone, pick on someone your own size!"
That will be the raspberry jam donut |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)
If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below"
Ooh! Couldn't do that!
I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)
If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below
Ooh! Couldn't do that!
I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!! "
Thought it was only me that did that |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)
If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below
Ooh! Couldn't do that!
I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!
Thought it was only me that did that "
It doesn't make them FEEL any bigger. I know you want to present them in their best light but the proof of the pudding... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)
If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below
Ooh! Couldn't do that!
I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!
Thought it was only me that did that
It doesn't make them FEEL any bigger. I know you want to present them in their best light but the proof of the pudding..."
I have a solution for that as well |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)
If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below
Ooh! Couldn't do that!
I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!
Thought it was only me that did that
It doesn't make them FEEL any bigger. I know you want to present them in their best light but the proof of the pudding...
I have a solution for that as well "
Doughnut is not a solution. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you should trim some off and stick it on "down" there
Now that would be a good photo!
Afro, dreads or mohican? "
Ooh give them all a go, so we can see which one is best
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)
If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below
Ooh! Couldn't do that!
I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!
Thought it was only me that did that
It doesn't make them FEEL any bigger. I know you want to present them in their best light but the proof of the pudding...
I have a solution for that as well
Doughnut is not a solution."
nope a prosthetic hand slightly smaller than your own duct taped in position lol |
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