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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I saw this. He was the guy that was stopped at the airport because they thought he was concealing a weapon, which in effect he was really.
He said something like when erect it was the size from just above his wrist up to his elbow. I wish he could have got it out and demonstrated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is he the American guy ive seen on TV before or has someone taken the record away from him?
How does he not fall over into a dead faint when he gets a hard on? all the blood rushing from his head to his cock must hurt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is he the American guy ive seen on TV before or has someone taken the record away from him?
How does he not fall over into a dead faint when he gets a hard on? all the blood rushing from his head to his cock must hurt"
Thats him.and he says he dont faint  |
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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago
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"Yes I saw this. He was the guy that was stopped at the airport because they thought he was concealing a weapon, which in effect he was really.
He said something like when erect it was the size from just above his wrist up to his elbow. I wish he could have got it out and demonstrated "
Haha yes I remember reading that too! If anyone is interested his name is Jonah Falcon. Apparently he turned down offers to be a porn star. I guess you learn something new everyday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And he has problems finding a g/friend   well i for one wouldnt go near it 
Nor me, though ive sent him a request to join here, im sure there are some who can accomodate him  "
...in their mouths ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cant be the biggest in the world i met a guy with 12 inches flaccid its was mahoosive ........nice tho !
Is this like one of those fishing stories?"
no its the gods honest truth i didnt get the ruler out but i couldnt get it in my mouth it was that thick and definitely definitely longer than 9 inches ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I messaged them and said I think I know someone bigger but thought they would work well together. Apparently it's not an official record as Guinness won't endorse it.
They did welcome anyone that could prove they were bigger to contact them.
8inches girth is just so nice though. Not something you get often.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww  "
They haven't seen mine obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww "
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse |
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse"
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy. "
Come see my cam or in person then, I don't need to 'claim' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy. "
Photo shop lol  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse"
Out of curiosity then. If you say you are bigger that the 'currently claimed' longest cock. How big is yours? |
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol "
Indeed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed "
Fool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool"
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out "
What? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?"
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what "
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha glad I'm not the only person using the word photoshop :D
I think if it was true it could be showed off in the cam rooms"
Already do, if anyone bothered to read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww "
I'd love a 13.5 inch cock but couldn't bear to cut it in half!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything."
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly "
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything. "
Oh well at least my pictures are actually me and not in any way photoshopped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything. "
P.S It is you're btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.
P.S It is you're btw "
Your ignorance is really unbearable, can you actually read? 'I cam or come see me' 1) I don't have photoshop 2) I wouldnt know how to use it 3) I cam 4) Would I be so keen to meet in person if I wasnt 'real' 5) I had a veri but she left the site, shit happens. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.
Oh well at least my pictures are actually me and not in any way photoshopped "
Let's look at other evidence
1. The body hair in each pic is different not only in consistantcy, but colour too.
2. The nipples change shape, size and colour between pics.
3. The penis changes shape and size in each pic.
4. The tone of the torso changes.
Need I go on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.
P.S It is you're btw
Your ignorance is really unbearable, can you actually read? 'I cam or come see me' 1) I don't have photoshop 2) I wouldnt know how to use it 3) I cam 4) Would I be so keen to meet in person if I wasnt 'real' 5) I had a veri but she left the site, shit happens. "
Grammar my dear boy, the rest is mere sentiment -
You said: Your the only .....
It is you're or you are...come on Pinocchio get out of that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.
P.S It is you're btw
Your ignorance is really unbearable, can you actually read? 'I cam or come see me' 1) I don't have photoshop 2) I wouldnt know how to use it 3) I cam 4) Would I be so keen to meet in person if I wasnt 'real' 5) I had a veri but she left the site, shit happens.
Grammar my dear boy, the rest is mere sentiment -
You said: Your the only .....
It is you're or you are...come on Pinocchio get out of that one "
Not only can you not read but you can't even understand the meaning of words; Your ignorance not you are ignorance, otherwise I would of wrote 'you are ignorant'. If youre going to try to be clever, get a grown up to proof read your comment next time. |
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.
P.S It is you're btw
Your ignorance is really unbearable, can you actually read? 'I cam or come see me' 1) I don't have photoshop 2) I wouldnt know how to use it 3) I cam 4) Would I be so keen to meet in person if I wasnt 'real' 5) I had a veri but she left the site, shit happens.
Grammar my dear boy, the rest is mere sentiment -
You said: Your the only .....
It is you're or you are...come on Pinocchio get out of that one
Not only can you not read but you can't even understand the meaning of words; Your ignorance not you are ignorance, otherwise I would of wrote 'you are ignorant'. If youre going to try to be clever, get a grown up to proof read your comment next time. "
Bwahhhhaaaaa-ha!!
I measured mine at work today at 18.75 metres.... scale rules are so cool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything. "
Not only can you not measure, you can't read your own writing
Your the only person making yourself...
I am not saying it again or pointing it out as I have little cocks to play with....
Callete, idiota! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww
Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse
You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.
Photo shop lol
Indeed
Fool
Pleasant!
You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out
What?
There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you
Oh and it is pardon, not what
I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.
Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly
Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.
Not only can you not measure, you can't read your own writing
Your the only person making yourself...
I am not saying it again or pointing it out as I have little cocks to play with....
Callete, idiota! "
Yes off you toddle in your world of ignorance with fingers in your ears'la la la la la la' youre not a fan of michael bay by any chance? That would explain alot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So have we worked out who (has) the biggest willy?
Not sure. The judges are still out but we definitely have a winner on the who's the biggest COCK x"
Give me a shout when the winner is announced please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x
speak for yourself
He did 
Did I? X
No. Yes. I don't know any more....
What was the question?  "
Something about how big an oldy worldy jar would have to be to catch a moon beam? You was going to crunch me some numbers x |
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"I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x
speak for yourself
He did
Did I? X
No. Yes. I don't know any more....
What was the question?
Something about how big an oldy worldy jar would have to be to catch a moon beam? You was going to crunch me some numbers x"
That was it, minds not what is was eh youngun'?
So...if you want to show how big your willy is hold up a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles next to it and you'll impress all the ladies and a few cephalopods as well. |
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By *owlmMan
over a year ago
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"On this morning, this morning
was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.
9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.
phewwwwww "
men with the biggest willys are usually giants. some of them have willys in excess of 20".
We are talkign about men with a benign tumour on the pituatory gland near their brains. basically these guys dont stop growing. their cocks dont stop growing neither. they can grow about 8 feet tall and their cocks grow faster too. probably about 26" long.
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
"I've not seen anybody on here (fab) that is 12" or bigger judging by their pics! Think some guys need tore calibrate their ruler lol!!  "
They measure from the chocolate starfish to the centre of the head and then run it through an algorithm to get the best size. It comes out at 42 every time.Still not sure how they get a size from that, but perhaps that is why they think they are the answer to the meaning of life, the Universe and everything for women! |
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By *owlmMan
over a year ago
Wakefield |
"I've not seen anybody on here (fab) that is 12" or bigger judging by their pics! Think some guys need tore calibrate their ruler lol!!
They measure from the chocolate starfish to the centre of the head and then run it through an algorithm to get the best size. It comes out at 42 every time.Still not sure how they get a size from that, but perhaps that is why they think they are the answer to the meaning of life, the Universe and everything for women! "
lol. your supposed to measure the insertable length. from the pubic bone to the tip lol. fat men may have smaller willys because the fat covers up the pubic bone and makes the willy smaller. i dont mind how big mens cocks are;) |
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