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Hard hats not ‘helmets
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hard hats not to be called ‘helmets’ anymore because it’s not inclusive and conjures up images of the patriarchy and the male member, hard hats will be now known as the more neutral term ‘hard hats’, do you agree or has woke culture gone too far this time ?
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"wait until they get onto plumbing and ballcocks haha "
Or stopcocks.... But maybe that's OK 
I don't believe that this is from the 'woke' brigade.... I believe it is along the same lines as those who claim people want to cancel advent calendars and all things Christmas in schools so as not to offend other religions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The word helmet does make me think of a guy's nob tbf
But then I have a filthy mind!
When you see hardhats do you just see massive bell ends ? "
No, hard hats make me think of hats. Or falling debris. But not penises. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely 'hard' hats is just as bad, invoking images of thick throbbing errections as it does. 'Protective head covering' would be preferable and promote a more wholesome message of safe sex.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely 'hard' hats is just as bad, invoking images of thick throbbing errections as it does. 'Protective head covering' would be preferable and promote a more wholesome message of safe sex. "
Yeah but 'head' might make us all think of blow jobs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely 'hard' hats is just as bad, invoking images of thick throbbing errections as it does. 'Protective head covering' would be preferable and promote a more wholesome message of safe sex. "
This is very true, it indicates that men are the dominant sex and women are the submissive’s, which of course is not strictly correct, unless it’s a woman wearing a hard hat, then that’s okay. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not coming down one way or the other until I know where Essex Tom stands on the matter.
Tony"
I’m surprised he hasn’t covered this, its been all over the news, maybe if a shark was seen wearing one he would have done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely 'hard' hats is just as bad, invoking images of thick throbbing errections as it does. 'Protective head covering' would be preferable and promote a more wholesome message of safe sex.
Yeah but 'head' might make us all think of blow jobs?"
Good point well made. Protective Cranium Cover ? Although 'cranium' is an anagram of 'cum rain'... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely 'hard' hats is just as bad, invoking images of thick throbbing errections as it does. 'Protective head covering' would be preferable and promote a more wholesome message of safe sex.
Yeah but 'head' might make us all think of blow jobs?
Good point well made. Protective Cranium Cover ? Although 'cranium' is an anagram of 'cum rain'..."
Surprised the heavy cummer brigade haven’t turned up yet and said ‘You called!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never been referred to as a helmet in the trade to my knowledge.
Always been a hard hat.
I do think they need renaming though.
They should be named uncomfortable useless hats.
Or, higher hairline acceleration hats.
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I once told a work mate about the transparent hard hats available and that I was considering getting one, probably the blue one.
A few days later he arrived in with a clear one. I thought to myself you wee fucker, I'll never divulge anything to you again.
As the day progressed he had the piss taken out of him. The highlight being the health and safety officer saying he looked like a condom and making him put yellow and black warning tape on said helmet so people could see he had a helmet on while working at heights.
At the end of the day I told him I was glad he got one first so I avoided what he endured. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
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Will history books say the Romans wore steel body armour and hard hats?
The Vikings…sorry Vikqueens…Vikpersons jumped into longboats wearing hard hats and animal skins cruelly taken from cute little animals?? |
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