The funniest thing I’ve heard though was in the hot tub at Hedo during a thunder and lightening storm (yeah stupid we know lol) was our American friend saying ‘If I die here today drag my sorry ass up the beach to Sandals’

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By *alty surpriseMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I'd like to say... Now for chapter 2

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hell ain't a bad place to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beware the beast of aaaaaaaarrggh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger!

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

“I’ve got a story for you”. Said with a massive smile on my face. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold me closer It’s getting dark

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fucks sake ! Let everyone out of the dunge..............................

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Be Right Back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh! Before I go there’s something very important I need to tell y………

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

See you on the other side.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uno reverse

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By *usman 199Man over a year ago

Stockport

That's my final thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry, I'm fine with ladders...

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

OMG, this is delicious! I’ve had 3 aldy..? Id dere nutzzz in diss???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See you on the dark side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank fuck for that, peace and quiet at last

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By *amescoupleCouple over a year ago

north walsham

Always said I would sleep when I'm dead

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Edwardsville

[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 15:00:03]

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple over a year ago

Darlington

There is 50 million hidden under the.......

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Edwardsville

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time,

like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And this.... is to go even further beyond! *AAAAAAHHHHHHH*

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At least the worms can eat me for breakfast

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 15:04:29]

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time,

like tears in the rain.

Time to die."

Bloody phone…

I’m impressed. You missed the umlaut off of Tannhäuser, but still impressed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As the great Homer Simpson would say "so long suckers"

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I thought my middle name was Methuselah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you I was ill…

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Edwardsville

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time,

like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Bloody phone…

I’m impressed. You missed the umlaut off of Tannhäuser, but still impressed!

Why thank you, (point taken on the umlaut)

if only I could come up with lines this original on the spot the same way Rutger Hauer did.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

"As the great Homer Simpson would say "so long suckers""

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time,

like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Bloody phone…

I’m impressed. You missed the umlaut off of Tannhäuser, but still impressed!

Why thank you, (point taken on the umlaut)

if only I could come up with lines this original on the spot the same way Rutger Hauer did.

Some posters on Fabs come pretty close!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow...what a ride!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm cumming!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I love you all so much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What does this button do?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fuck me, a bus !!

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By *usman 199Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Fuck me, a bus !!"
your worst nightmare me driving fares please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The moneys hidden in the ….

"there's always money in the banana stand..."

(bonus points if you get the reference

) "

Just don't set the damn thing on fire for the insurance haha

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

"What does this button do?"

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You're gonna need a bigger coffin

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

"You're gonna need a bigger coffin "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll be back (to haunt you)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told you i was Ill

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

It's not a crocodile, it's a log

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By *asycouple1971Couple over a year ago

midlands

Is it bin day tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is safe, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had an accident that wasn’t your fault?

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Not as much fun as a threesome.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I love you all and hope I did enough to make your lives happier.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Smoke me a kipper...

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By *iman2100Man over a year ago

Glasgow

That's not a real gun!"

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By *rad670Man over a year ago

South Lakes

I told you I was sick.

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

Well shit...

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

Avenge meeee......

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Hold my beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'm about to regenerate ...

*** Light starts bursting out in all directions ***

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Hey ya'll, watch this

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hey ya'll, watch this"

Bill juggles his balls

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By *iss KissWoman over a year ago

near Coventry

Fuck this shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just before you pop your clogs, what would you like to say?

From here to eternity...."

My race is run

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget to walk the dog

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By *ufia SnowbunnyTV/TS over a year ago

Hastings

"Mind that bus"

"What bus?"

Splat

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

"Smoke me a kipper..."

“...I’ll be back for breakfast”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See you in hell

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Good night , see you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to go...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That doesn't look like a real gun to me.

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By *p4fun0121Man over a year ago

birmingham

Time to start taking life seriously

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Gone , not forgotten.

Why oh Why . Did no one like me on Fab, Meet me ?

I will get my revenge

Born life death. You cannot avoid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look i left all the money in.....

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By *mma29Couple over a year ago

wirral

Oh what a wonderful tea party.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smoke me a kipper...

“...I’ll be back for breakfast”

Whatta guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be bloody daft. That fucking thing's never gonna hit m...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You really sure it's the red wire and not the blue one???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you said you swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No way is this thing loaded. Watch. I'll prove it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just make up something clever and say I said it.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS over a year ago

RUGBY

Oh come on just one more lick.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Smoke me a kipper...

“...I’ll be back for breakfast”

Whatta guy

Princess Bonjella, Ace Rimmer. There'll be time for explanations later—and, hopefully, some sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one and only has left the building

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

Finally I get a lie in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that was boring….

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"The one and only has left the building

Chesney?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

It feels sturdy enough...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

K reckons mine will be "boop"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry

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