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If you had to fend of a burglar with an item closest to you on your right
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"My phone but you have to wrestle it out my hands ha ha x" crack him over the head with it xx | |||
"What would it be. For me it would be a coaster "The ceiling… (I’m lying on my side)  | |||
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"My wand. Oops! Buzz him to death "ay ay  | |||
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"I guess I'm throwing the cat then. Let's hope she makes me proud "she will a pussy will never let you down | |||
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"A roll of sellotape with a card reader on top of it. Not sure how well this will go." bit of force behind it I would back you xx | |||
"The wife lol, she's at the right hand side of me " good luck with that one | |||
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"Looks like I'll be beating him to death with a sack of teabags... a noble end!" split the bags throw leaves in eyes should work | |||
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"A roll of sellotape with a card reader on top of it. Not sure how well this will go." Hopefully they're carrying a contactless card though... last laugh could be on you | |||
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"A plastic bottle of Aloe Vera After Sun Gel. With a pump dispenser." Could make for a slippery get away on their behalf | |||
"Hot mug of tea - might be quite effective "Feel the burn | |||
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"A naked cat" do you dress it in Sunday best | |||
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"What would it be. For me it would be a coaster "bottle of wine well half a bottle... remains of last nights tipple lol | |||
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"My cat. She’s a vicious bitch. No burglar would stand a chance." i know a guy who had a neighbour dispute over parking and when he knocked the door threw the cat at the bloke. cat landed on his face | |||
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"Looks like I'll be beating him to death with a sack of teabags... a noble end!split the bags throw leaves in eyes should work "Nice - thinking like a ninja! It was the teabags or a box of cornflakes, but I'm not sure a plea of self defence would apply to a cereal killer... | |||
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"Bedside cabinet" You've some arm on you in that case | |||
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"My teen kid lol if that don't work she would just talk em to death lmao x" | |||
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"Bedside table. I'd do a pretty good job I think. " You still in bed? | |||
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"Bedside table. I'd do a pretty good job I think. You still in bed? " I never leave my bed! Not even if I need the toilet. | |||
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"Either a Sky remote, a can of Lynx or a empty Pringles tub" all 3 no brainer | |||
"Bedside table. I'd do a pretty good job I think. You still in bed? I never leave my bed! Not even if I need the toilet." Haha | |||
"My 6 month old German shorthaired pointer “Gully”" Hi Tom is Gully trained to kill or lick | |||
"My 6 month old German shorthaired pointer “Gully”Hi Tom is Gully trained to kill or lick "Mostly fart | |||
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"After actually being burgled while we were asleep at home, I keep a shortened sledge hammer shaft under the bed "not coming to Penrith | |||
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"Jumping beans "would make him or her jump xx | |||
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"What would it be. For me it would be a coaster "A cat. | |||
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"Tea towel. Actuly the right flick of that could be good. I'm fairly well practiced at it thankfully. " I love sneaking up and doing the tea towel flick | |||
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"After actually being burgled while we were asleep at home, I keep a shortened sledge hammer shaft under the bed not coming to Penrith "Penrith is nice! Just don’t break in to my garage at 2.30 in the morning with 3 of your mates….. | |||
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"What would it be. For me it would be a coaster "14" bowie knife. Lol just got done cleaning it & haven't put it back in it's place. | |||
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