Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "
She sounds classy. |
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yeah i know what you mean.
i knew this dirty bitch once, and i mean she was real dirty.
use to take beer caps off with her teeth, spit it across the room and rest the bottle on her gunt.
anywho one day i remember it like yesterday she was playing the banjo with the neck of ole henrietta the chicken when she broke a string!
well tarn it that tore it, she was hootin and a hollerin like some backwood prospector echoing all over them hills.
i thought, shit shes pretty mad and this is gonna get ugly. so i grabbed the frying pan quick.
she made it to the door. and didnt wipe her feet.
like i said. she was real dirty. |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
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"yeah i know what you mean.
i knew this dirty bitch once, and i mean she was real dirty.
use to take beer caps off with her teeth, spit it across the room and rest the bottle on her gunt.
anywho one day i remember it like yesterday she was playing the banjo with the neck of ole henrietta the chicken when she broke a string!
well tarn it that tore it, she was hootin and a hollerin like some backwood prospector echoing all over them hills.
i thought, shit shes pretty mad and this is gonna get ugly. so i grabbed the frying pan quick.
she made it to the door. and didnt wipe her feet.
like i said. she was real dirty."
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "
They call that foreplay in Newcastle, OP. |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
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Six? |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
Hands free phone and removing the wristwatch as a precaution "
Be daring, shove it all up there |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
Six?"
Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back? |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
Six?
Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back? "
Reminds me of my time at vet school |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
Six?
Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back? "
Given she’s squatted on the bog, do you think she might be using either or both feet too? I’m talking real dirty! |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
Six?
Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?
Reminds me of my time at vet school "
This one time, at band camp! |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
Six?
Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?
Reminds me of my time at vet school "
Did you have a big rubber glove? |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
Six?
Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?
Reminds me of my time at vet school
This one time, at band camp! "
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
Six?
Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?
Given she’s squatted on the bog, do you think she might be using either or both feet too? I’m talking real dirty!"
Feet in her chuff as well as hands?? Blimey  |
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"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’
I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know"
That water could have been drank by Ethiopian kids!  |
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"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’
I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know"
I’m hoping someone will know where that line is from! |
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"God, hope she didn't work in a bakers. "
5 current buns in a bakers shop, sweet and sticky with a cherry on the top. Along came a lady who took them all away, stuck 'em up her chuff.... That dirty bitch |
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"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’
I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know
That water could have been drank by Ethiopian kids! "
I'll recycle it and send it over |
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"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’
I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know
I’m hoping someone will know where that line is from! "
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tA7bIG0TrCY
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
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To the elbow, I heard….. |
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"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’
I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know
That water could have been drank by Ethiopian kids!
I'll recycle it and send it over"
At least you have seen the error in your ways |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
Mmmmm
Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
To the elbow, I heard….."
Blimey boss, what if it got stuck |
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"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’
I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know
I’m hoping someone will know where that line is from! "
Sounds like something Moss would say to Roy |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "
Mad times OP, mad times |
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"God, hope she didn't work in a bakers.
5 current buns in a bakers shop, sweet and sticky with a cherry on the top. Along came a lady who took them all away, stuck 'em up her chuff.... That dirty bitch "
Her yum yums are extra sticky but stay away from the crusty bloomers! |
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "
Why is it dirty? More like fabulous women....  |
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "
Crazy times |
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"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum
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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol
Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???
To the elbow, I heard…..
Blimey boss, what if it got stuck "
Both hands and clapping the national anthem
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